Have you all heard about how the RIAA is taking p2p users to
court for up/downloading copyrighted MP3's? Well, I've recently
stopped doing so. I figure it's better to be safe than sorry.

As I reckon A LOT of people will be making this decision now, I
suppose the p2p networks will be less busy than usual, which
will give people who offer LEGITIMATE and legal MP3's a bit of
space in which to operate.

Other than music, my 2 main hobbies are Rcoasters, parks in
general, and rabbits.

Last year, I developed a special dye which any rabbit-owner can
use to dye his or her bunny in the colors of your local park /
favourite ride, etc. I created a nice, bright scarlet; a dull,
ochre-ish red; a sky, and bright, almost-purplish blue; and a
light, leaf green. They mix very well, so the user can pick and
choose different shadings.

The formula for these colours is really quite simple, composed
of common household ingredients. Some, like bleach, chlorine,
and caustic soda can be quite dangerous; but if handled
correctly they are safe.

Anyway, I've made a series of 6 MP3 files, taken off tape-
recordings I made, in which I detail the formula; how to mix it
up; and, of course, how to apply the resultant dye to the
rabbit, or rabbits. Note that it doesn't end there - cats and
dogs have also been 'treated' by me, personally, and I've also
had reports of gerbils, ponies and even a *goose* that have been
treated!

The dyes *are* generally safe to be used on the animals, though
like anything else, mistakes *have* been known to happen. But
Rome wasn't built in a day, as they say, and once you get the
hang of it any unfortunate accidents are kept to a minimum.

It's probably best to practice on a just-bought (and cheap)
animal to begin with, like a rat or mouse. Naturally, if you
live in, or near, the countryside, wild animals can be trapped,
and experimented on. Urban/suburban dwellers have, obviously, a
wide pet-base from which to choose experimental subjects. It's
up to YOU how to go about it.

So, if anyone is interested, look out for 6 consecutively-
numbered files called 'Dyeing Pets in Team Colors', parts 1 to 6.

All have a bit-rate of 112k (sufficient for speech and animal
cries), and possess these file sizes :
1 - 2.27 Mb, 2 - 3.12 Mb, 3 - 2.52 Mb, 4 - 1.84 Mb, 5 - 2.12 Mb,
6 - 2.21 Mb.

Naturally, others may have altered these figures. Good luck in
finding them.

And good luck in the dyeing! They make excellent conversational
pieces, those dyed rabbits; especially if you take them to a
park, or on a ride with you!

-:- Animal's Dyed, Inc. -:-

-=-
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"ADI_Manager" <Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header> wrote in message
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Troll

Use.Netuser.de said...

A troll, you say? What was your first clue? How can we all learn to be
so perceptive as to who is and who is not a troll?

Thank you for performing this service. Here I thought the post was
serious and required some sort of response, maybe a call to P.E.T.A's
emergency crisis line, even.

--
CQ
Now Playing: "Heaven Help the Fool" - Bob Weir
Sig file format shamelessly stolen from LocoJones

Seriuosly CQ you need to get over it.

"CQ" <me@privacy.com> wrote in message
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: Use.Netuser.de said...
:
: > Troll
:
: A troll, you say? What was your first clue?

OH man is this moron back again?

PLONK!


"ADI_Manager" <Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header> wrote in message
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Use.Netuser.de said...
Get over what, dear?

I think you need to get over your obsession with trolls and with setting
everyone straight about them. What exactly do I need to get over?

I think you need to get your head out of your ass and accept that some
people will make posts that they think are funny and will not appeal to
your all but non-existent sense of humor. The rest of the world does not
need you to point these posts out to them and identify them as worthless,
stupid, off topic, trolling, or anything else. I think you need to get
over the idea that anyone needs you to do this. What exactly do I need
to get over?

I think you need to realize that any response to a troll, even pointing
the finger and calling him a troll (as if he didn't know that?) is
exactly what they are often looking for. You generate threads. I think
you need to get over this habit. What exactly do I need to get over?

I think you are exactly what the "piracy" poster (Captain Willy R.) was
referring to when he talked about humorless and stupid people who get
sucked in by these threads who should be plonked. I think what I
really need to get over is reading any more of your dull and humorless
writing.
--
CQ

"CQ" <me@privacy.com> wrote in message
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I'll second that.

Dave