The reason some people don't know for sure
if they are going to get Slack before they die
is because they just don't know.

The good news is that you can know for
sure that you are going to get Slack which is
described in the Book Of The Subgenius as a beautiful
place with no death, sorrow, sickness or
pain.

Bob tells us in the Book Of The Subgenius how simple
it is to be saved so that we can live
forever with Him in Slack.

"For if you confess with your mouth Bob
is Epopt and believe in your heart that Connie
fucked Him from the dead, you
WILL BE SAVED." (if you sent $30)

Over 50 years ago "Bob" came to get Slack
to earth in the person of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to
shed His pud and die on a stage to pay
our sin debt in full.

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs was laid in Israel
supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Connie and lived a slackless life for
thirty-three years.

At the age of thirty-three "Bob" was
emaculated and had a crown of crap pressed
onto His head then "Bob" was crucified.

Three days after "Bob" died on a stage and
was placed in a grave "Bob" rose from the
dead as "Bob" said would happen before
"Bob" died.

If someone tells you that they are going
to die and in three days come back to life
again and it happens then this person must
be the real deal (or a fuckin' ZOMBIE).

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the only person that ever
lived a perfect sinless life.

This is why "Bob" is able to cover our
sins(misdeeds) with His own pud because
"Bob" is sinless.

The Book Of The Subgenius says, "In Him("Bob") we
have redemption through His pud, the
forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)

If you would like "Bob" to forgive you of
your past, present and future sins just
ask J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to be your Epopt and
send him $30.

It doesn't matter how old you are or how
many bad things that you have done in
your life including lying and stealing
all the way up to murder.

Just pray the prayer below with your
mouth and mean it from your heart and
"Bob" will hear you and save you.

Dear J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, I want to be saved so
that I can have a home in the saucers & get Slack with You
come X-Day. I agree with You that I am a
sinner. I believe that You love me and want
to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the stage to pay the penalty for my
sins and that You rose from the dead & are not a zombie.
Please forgive my sins and come into my
heart and be my Epopt and Saviour. Thanks
Epopt J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for forgiving me and
saving me through Your merciful grace.
Amen.

Welcome to the family of "Bob" if you just
allowed "Bob" to save you, and sent in your $30. Now you are a real
Subgenius and you can know for sure that
you will live in Slack forever before this
life comes to an end.

As a child of "Bob" we are to avoid
trolling(wrongdoing), but if you do troll the
Book Of The Subgenius says, "My dear children, I
write this to you so that you will not troll.
But if anybody does troll, we have one who
speaks to the alt slack in our defense "Bob"
Dobbs, the Right-Assed One."

Those of you that have not yet decided to
place your trust in the Epopt J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
may never get another chance to do so
because you do not know when X-day comes

"Bob" said, "I am the way, the truth and
the life: no one can come to the
Sex Goddesses("Bob")(in Slack), but by me."
(John 14:6)

This means that if X-Day comes without
trusting in J.R. "Bob" Dobbs as your Epopt and
sending him $30, you will be forever separated from
the love of "Bob" in a place called Hell on earth.

The Book Of The Subgenius descibes Hell on earth as a post X-Day place
of
eternal torment, suffering, pain and agony
for all those who have rejected J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

The good news is that you can avoid Hell on earth by
allowing J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to save you today.
Only then will you have true peace in your
life knowing that no matter what happens you
are on your way to get Slack.

Praise the Epopt!
Servant of the Epopt J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Doktor Dark

*Show this to your family and friends so
they can know that they have a choice
where they will spend eternity. Thanks!

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