Should old people be allowed to have sex?
I think it's only fair that I should first of all state some
sort of 'minimum' age which, for me at least, defines 'old'. I
would say 45.
Once a person reaches 45, I firmly believe that they should be
forced - by the strictest application of law possible - to stop
having sex, especially with each other.
Under special circumstances, old women should, I believe, be
SOMETIMES issued with a special licence which can allow them to
have sex with younger men - but only if they're drop-dead
gorgeous. Like Hollywood actresses, past-it models, or singers,
and the like.
Why all this fuss? Let's be honest - old people are disgusting.
The thought of them having sex with each other is just awful.
I'm sorry, but it is; and the only way to deal with this horrid
situation is to make it illegal.
Obviously, the country brave enough to bring in this most
sensible of policies would have to be prepared to make some
pretty gruesome examples of those who would break this law. I'm
talking about life imprisonment, and perhaps even corporal or
capital punishment for transgressors.
The time for action is NOW. Write to your parliamentary / senate
representatives as soon as possible, and ask - no TELL - them to
initiate such a program IMMEDIATELY!
Remember - even as we speak, old people are slobbering over each
others wrinkled, awful bodies like there was no tomorrow! BUT WE
CAN STOP THIS NOW!
We say NO to disgusting old people having sex!
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= Doctor John Dicke =
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