1) ' If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck,
smells like a duck ...
... it must be a duck, right?

Yeah, either that or else, maybe ...
... 'sly' Mr. Fox fraudulantly misrepresenting himself
as a duck!

2) "The Chinese Rune/Room Problem"
' The following is a discussion from my new book The Jonah Principle:
The
Basis for Human and Machine Consciousness, MedMaster, Inc., Miami,
1996,
which deals with this as well as other issues of consciousness:

The Chinese Room issue (Searle, '92) is an argument that has
inaccurately
been used to dispute the idea that computers can be conscious. In
this
thought experiment, a subject who does not understand Chinese is given
questions in Chinese for him to answer in Chinese. Although the
subject
does not understand Chinese, he somehow (hypothetically, of course) has
memorized, or has someone who knows Chinese, or a detailed phrase
book,
tell him, all the correct answer in Chinese to any question that might
be
asked of him in Chinese. He answers correctly, but without having
understanding of the meaning of what he is saying. To an outside
observer, the subject seems to be completely fluent in Chinese and
appears
to understand what he is saying. The observer comes to the false
conclusion that the subject knows the meaning of what he is saying,
even
though the subject hasn't the foggiest idea of the meaning. This
thought
experiment has been used to suggest two points about computers and
consciousness ...'

See
http://groups.google.com/group/comp....7b58fb057be54b
and rest of thread.

3) Years ago, I was at a conference where some real top heavies in the
computer security field openly asked the following question. ... which
seems both very important and ballfing to them:

There is an entity logged onto a computer. How can one tell if the
entity is a human or a computer?

They were fascinated by the response:

... Play whack'n-troll and see what happens.

==============================

These are 3 *similar* issues.

You are *brilliant* at this topic K'man. .... No doubt about it! (
Grand old game of silly buggers, eh? )

I hope that you realize this.

Those with 'money' to throw at the problem ought to be aware of you.


So?

RL

"raving.loonie@gmail.com" <> wrote in message
1132579554.373172.276920@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups. com...

No. It could be someone walking in a gay and lesbian parade.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

,... if it fucks like a duck, ...

http://www.shortarmguy.com/NewCaseofBirdFluinParis.jpg

""Raving Loonie"" <raving.loonie@gmail.com> wrote in message
1132608340.344243.89230@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.c om...
I have a present for you.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

' A farmer owns this cow who keeps crapping all over his paddocks. It
starts to get so bad that he has to move all the other animals to other
areas because the fields are full of shit. Months go by and he has no
space left so, totally frantic, he goes to the corner shop and orders
an ACME industrial strength plug. On arrival he plugs the cow's arse,
smiling that his troubles are over.

Further months go by and the cow starts to get bigger and bigger. In
fact, it is so large it takes up eight paddocks. The farmer scratches
his head and wonders what to do. Fortunately a travelling circus spots
the cow and makes the farmer an offer so they can display it to the
world in the freak show.

After further month's of huge success the cow is one class act, and has
become bloody enormous. Anyway in the circus is a troop of monkeys that
pull corks from bottles and make music.

The monkeys have been obsessed with the cow since it arrived and one
day decide to give the unplugging task a go. With all their might the
monkeys heave ho on the plug and it starts to budge. Finally the last
monkey - the troop leader, takes an almighty grip and yanks..

WOOSH..... all the shit floods out! The only man not in the fallout
zone is a climber at the top of the nearest hillside and he's knee deep
and laughing his head off. The ring master of the circus, floats to the
top of the shit heap and sees the climber and shouts "What are you
laughing for?".

The climber replies "You should have seen the monkey trying to put the
cork back in".

See http://www.vocks.org.uk/jokes/animals/cow01.htm

"raving.loonie@gmail.com" <> wrote in message
1132612279.784207.318770@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups. com...
*plonk*

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

plop.

raving.loonie@gmail.com raving.loonie@gmail.com, wrote in message
132618064.227971.230420@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.c om:
Your pansy-arsed, and evidently, gay fuckwittedness is so noted for replying
to such an obvious post which clearly plonked you, you utter fucked in the
head cunt. You are the laughing stock of Usenet.

*PLONK*

--
Ganbei! Prost! Cheers! Santé! Le'chaim!
Sláinte! Per cent'anni! Salute! Kanpai!
Vashe zdorovie! Salud! Iechyd da!

raving.loonie@gmail.com raving.loonie@gmail.com, wrote in message
132618064.227971.230420@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.c om:
Your pansy-arsed, and evidently, gay fuckwittedness is so noted for replying
to such an obvious post which clearly plonked you, you utterly fucked in the
head cunt. You are the laughing stock of Usenet.

PLONK

--
Zeich Heil!! /- :}

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Seek Ale!!1!

Helmet Schtinx wrote:

You are 65 years too late, fart gas. You missed it.

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:23:03 +0000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Sick Ail!!2!#!!!@µ!!


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in Message-ID:<1132269600.466534.275940@z14g2000cwz.googlegro ups.com>
Raving Loonie shows his homoerotical masturbatory fantasms:
"Wank on, twit."

in Message-ID:<adurg15tk0vd6ip6r1lh297cequd35addb@4ax.com>
Alexa "Crackpot" Cameron explains electromagnetism, and how
the sun has an 'iron core':
"The sun and the earth are 'magnets', each with an iron
based core, and both have an electrical force between them."

in Message-ID: <rjise19nrclufrgjg5ragcpbbihn3coliv@4ax.com>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."

in Message-MID: <k1kte1hu59khhkt4m1g42g52gkacmcokin@4ax.com>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."

in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."

in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."

in Message-ID: <1rfee1d5iuhq3piii8b9dtq9rtk5uatr1h@4ax.com>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"

in Message-ID: <2mrge1phgk68ourdt2eq8thne0h7hv0sb6@4ax.com>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"

reminder: Message-ID: <pan.2005.09.01.00.52.15.77207@localhost.localdoma in>
The quote naziwhore Don Ocean stole.

""Dr. Flonkenstein"" <admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote in message
pan.2005.11.22.02.07.02.954920@localhost.localdomain...
Patricia Heil!!!1!

Glass slopper wrote:

thnx for the compliment.

~ * Woodcock
Courtship * ~

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Preent ~ !
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Preent ..."
~ Courtney

Twittering One wrote:
Evenin' Twittering ¤

Raving Loonie raving.loonie@gmail.com, wrote in message
132627832.025642.62590@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.co m:
Whether you realize it or not, you appear to be agreeing to being gay, as
well as stupid. But it's probably just another oversight on your part. I
think I know what you meant.

You do know what being plonked means, don't you?

--
.... psychosomatic

Dexter wrote:

Have you finished whining, now?

Dexter wrote:
oh? ... er, sorry.

The though of fucking a belly button didn't seem particularly gay to
me.
I did not mean to have inadvertently, suggested <such>.

I shall try to be more careful in the future. ...
Nevertheless, I *cannot* be responsible for what the reader PROJECTS
of themselves onto me.

I have included, what is hopefully, a less suggestive substitute * __ *
for your benefit.

Please accept my apologies for this unforseen oversight.

Cordially,

the Raving Loonie

Raving Loonie wrote:

<irrelevant--snipped>

I know I typed yesterday that I'd leave you alone, but today you let
slip something that piqued my interest. In the original post of this
thread, which seems to have been removed from Google Groups, you
described "The Jonah Principle" as "my book." Did you mean the book
described at the following link?

http://www.books.co.uk/the_jonah_pri...940780267.html

Was this indeed the book? Were you really asserting that you are the
author and publisher (my research indicates that they are one and the
same), or did I misread you?

(alt.windows-xp replaced with sci.psychology.psychotherapy)

V xabj gung Enivat Ybbavr vf gebyyvat, ohg V jnag gb frr jung xvaq bs
gebyy ur unf va zvaq.
--
Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Monthly Hammer of Thor for October 2005