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24hoursupport.helpdesk FAQ
Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 11th, 2008



24hoursupport.helpdesk FAQ


Rule #01 : This group can be used for political discussions
or anything you feel you need help with.

Rule #02 : GoogleGroupers don't just need help, they need
"tough love" preferably with a paddle.

Rule #03 : Cranky control-phreeks can be spanked, in the
spirit of helpfulness.

Rule #04 : Only spam is spam. For anything else, see Rule #01.

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My name is Bucky Breeder and I approve this message!

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." --George Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

http://www.allisoncrowe.com/music/hallelujah.mp3

Posted by Joe Maloni on March 11th, 2008


Thank you for the general cleanup, hopefully google-groupers will read
it and take it to heart. Or stab themselves with it. Either way.

Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 11th, 2008


Joe Maloni <no@email.com> wrote in
news:%WzBj.22721$R84.9591@newssvr25.news.prodigy.n et:


I *knoooowh* that's right! I was going to take a whack at the
NTI'ers too, but there's either so many of them, or they have
so many identities, they're liable to get mad at me and vote
long distance for that Irish girl on American Idol. It was
bad enough when we lost the America's Cup to the Swiss Cheese.

http://www.americascup.com/

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My name is Bucky Breeder and I approve this message!

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." --George Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

http://www.allisoncrowe.com/music/hallelujah.mp3

Posted by John Holmes on March 11th, 2008


Bucky Breeder "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:


CHARTER: 24hoursupport.helpdesk

* The purpose of 24hoursupport.helpdesk is to serve as a
forum for trolls and unrelated topics.

* 24hoursupport.helpdesk is not a support group. Support
questions are off-topic. 24hoursupport.helpdesk is a
troll group. Please post with no care and no thought.

* Posts must contain encoded material. This includes
HTML, which is REQUIRED. Also, posts must be signed
with cryptological software, eg Gnu's Privacy Guard, PGP
etc. Dirty pictures are also acceptable.

* Ensure that your posts are littered with lots of swear words.

* Commercial adverts, spam & money making schemes are always
welcome.

* DO NOT post whining, irrelevant complaints. In fact, DO NOT
complain at all. Complaints are off-topic and are expressly
FORBIDDEN. Violations will be reported to relevant Internet
Service Providers.

* Learn how to use a killfile and don't be such a pussy.
NetKKKopping is forbidden. netKKKops will have scurrilous
lies about them told to their ISP.

This charter was not discussed in alt.config In February 2008.

END CHARTER

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Posted by VanguardLH on March 11th, 2008


"Bucky Breeder" <not.here.now@nd.gone.fishing.tomorrow.bye> wrote in
message news:Xns9A5E85B945741VulcanMimeMelt@216.151.153.14 ...

Careful. It appears you are inviting masochists who have a fetish for
being spanked albeit virtually to perform acts #2 and #3.


Posted by Shel-hed on March 11th, 2008


On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:58:17 -0500, "VanguardLH" <V@nguard.LH> wrote:

For $4300, I'd do it!


Posted by Lookout on March 11th, 2008


On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:59:53 GMT, Shel-hed <mush-hed@privacy.not>
wrote:

Thank you Governor Spitzer

Posted by Mara on March 11th, 2008


On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:59:53 GMT, Shel-hed <mush-hed@privacy.not> wrote:

Which one of the resident trolls posted the nonexistent FAQ *this* time?

Jesus H. Christ.

--
A luser is someone who returns a perfectly good hammer to the hardware
store saying "There's something wrong with it. *I keep hitting my
thumb." --JB, in the Monastery

Posted by Lookout on March 11th, 2008


On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:33:41 -0500, Mara
<go@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

Bucky Breeder

Posted by Lookout The Toxic Clown on March 11th, 2008


Lookout wrote:

Do you report like this to your mommy? Mommy -- mommy, Bucky did it, mommy.

Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 12th, 2008


John Holmes <nospam.13inch@gmail.com> wrote in
news:20080311184224.AB9401C0008E@mwinf6212.orange. nl:

LOL!

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My name is Bucky Breeder and I approve this message!

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." --George Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

http://www.allisoncrowe.com/music/hallelujah.mp3

Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 12th, 2008


Evan Platt <evan@theobvious.espphotography.com> wrote in
news:l2ldt3lpmgqpv38094mjc4lm98806m0des@4ax.com:


Ohhhh, but I've mellowed somewhat in my old age...
and my memory starts to falter in my 30s. LOL!


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My name is Bucky Breeder and I approve this message!

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." --George Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

http://www.allisoncrowe.com/music/hallelujah.mp3

Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 12th, 2008


"VanguardLH" <V@nguard.LH> wrote in news:fr6o8h$jbc$1
@registered.motzarella.org:


(^: You know, it's the "masochist" and "sadist" profiles
that I *always* get mixed-up about...

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My name is Bucky Breeder and I approve this message!

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." --George Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

http://www.allisoncrowe.com/music/hallelujah.mp3

Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 12th, 2008


Shel-hed <mush-hed@privacy.not> wrote in
news:lksdt3drdhvmikhjl4gs2efile3qusc4ob@4ax.com:

But then you'd have to dress your wife in a blue suit
and go on TV with a contrition speech, and likely resign?

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My name is Bucky Breeder and I approve this message!

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." --George Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

http://www.allisoncrowe.com/music/hallelujah.mp3


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