- Am I toast?
- Posted by Gertrude Smegma, R.N. on August 25th, 2003
I notice a whole lot of non-computer questions in here, so I think I
should be safe to run a little survey: How much trouble do you think I
would be in if I just found out today that someone asked me for a
specific Christmas present in 2001 and I never delivered?
- Posted by trout on August 25th, 2003
Gertrude Smegma, R.N. wrote:
Oh, don't feel bad. I didn't mean "gangle's head on a platter"
literally. The card with the kittens in Santa hats was just fine.
--
"Of course, I wouldn't have minded...."
- Posted by Sentient Fluid on August 25th, 2003
"Gertrude Smegma, R.N." <gertrude@smegmarn.com> wrote in message
news:f7d68c42818b7cf03eb9f92362e4ab0f@news.teranew s.com...
That's ok... I didn't really want that '67 Corvette with the split window,
anyway... *sniffle*
- Posted by gangle on August 26th, 2003
You are forgiven, Gertrude, you greasy cunt.
"Gertrude Smegma, R.N." wrote
- Posted by Gertrude Smegma, R.N. on August 26th, 2003
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 04:50:06 GMT, "gangle" <gangle@mustard.yum>
proffered, in : news:KrudnR9FrLJne9eiXTWQkQ@giganews.com:
troglodyte Umbaldino boys again
- Posted by Juan Pérez on August 26th, 2003
'sok, Gertie. I coulda used the blow job but...well, you wouldn't first
clean your dentures. I have a profound dislike for having other people's
smeg on my dick.
Gertrude Smegma, R.N. <gertrude@smegmarn.com> wrote in message
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- Posted by Inga D. Kawk CPA on August 26th, 2003
Gertrude Smegma, R.N. said:
Surprise them with a present that is worth, at least, twice what the
original request was. And before Christmas 2003, too.
- Posted by gangle on August 26th, 2003
"Inga D. Kawk CPA" wrote
You used to be "Igor," Inga. Did you undergo just a name change -- or
also a sex change operation?
- Posted by Sentient Fluid on August 26th, 2003
<zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
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I can believe people would use kits... Not everyone appreciates beauty :-D
- Posted by Inga D. Kawk CPA on August 26th, 2003
gangle said:
Nu, nu, nu! Thees is Inga. Inga Kawk. CPA, too. Igor asked me a tu
wreete a thet fur heem. Puur Igor. Back prublems egeeen und Ductur
Frunk hes long gune. Igur shuoold be better by Chreestmes.
Du tell zee lady tu pey up. I'd hete tu see-a her guilt cumpuoonded
deeely.
Yuoo hefe-a a guud dey now.
- Posted by gangle on August 26th, 2003
"Inga D. Kawk CPA" <Inga_D_Kawk_CPA.@.hotmaill.com> wrote in message
news:3f4b69ae$0$214$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfre enews.net...
Auch! Poor Igor. Iss goot dat you bein dare to helpen him.
Are you haffing der bigg Sveedish boobers that are cawmen
wiffen der laidee CPAs? Yuoo hefe-a a nye-ess day tyoo now.
- Posted by Inga D. Kawk CPA on August 26th, 2003
Gertrude Smegma, R.N. said:
Eh. I see-a zee slete-a is cleun. Thet is guud!
- Posted by Inga D. Kawk CPA on August 26th, 2003
gangle said:
I leeke-a tu help veet zee man.
Eh yes. Beeg, beeg oones.
Yuoo hefe-a a nye-ess day tyoo, derleeng veet pretty blooe-a trectur.
- Posted by Uno Umbaldino on August 27th, 2003
Cungratyoolayshuns. Yoos has given such a clooliss
respawnse, yoos has wun sum free basebal lessins.
Me and my bruthers is cumin out to give yoos yoor
lessin as soon ass posibul, iffen yoos gets my meenin.
"Rover" wrote
