i need to know if my wife is cheating on me. i caught her doing it last
year now i think she is doing it again. i would love to get on her work
email and find out. i would like to know so i can go find someone who will
be faithful. i need really cheap. please some one help me. you may need
this some day.

"pbwriter" <pbwriter44@aol.com> wrote in message
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Yes.
I know when I was in college...I had a very rough time with higher level
math
and barely got through.
A few years later, my wife decided to go to school and she took a lot of the
same courses I did.
She really surprised me when she got an "A" in calculus...
and I though for sure she was cheating on me...
but as it turned out...she was just a hell of a lot smarter.

So if I were you, I'd just rest easy.
I'm sure your wife is not cheating on you at all...
she's probably just a lot smarter.

BTW: If you want to work a little late tomorrow night...
I'm sure your wife will not mind. A little extra money won't hurt anything.

"pbwriter" <pbwriter44@aol.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A3CC62E72A75madnun@66.250.146.128...
Considering your post, it is likely.

So how did you "catch" her last year (which was all of 37 days ago)?

Why do you suspect her? Is she smiling and happy whereas with you she
was sour, dour, and disappointed?


Then you will have to become her employer for those e-mail resources
and property to be yours so you have any legal rights to the traffic
that uses it.

Apparently you really didn't forgive her but decided to tolerate her
wandering last time. Start figuring out how much of your stuff you
will lose in a divorce.

Cheap WHAT? A cheap wife? A cheap detective? A cheap GPS tracking
system you cuff around her neck? A cheap company that is willing to
let you bribe them to spy on your wife's work e-mail?

Confront your wife. Get a detective. File divorce papers. Then take
a vow of abstinence, sexual and emotional, since you really don't have
what it takes to be a man as is evidenced by your need to spy. Your
wife isn't trustworthy because you don't trust anyone. The excuse
that she cheated last year sounds made up trying to cull sympathy to
have others inform you on how to spy on the females in your family.

Why would we need "this" someday? If we had it to give you then we
don't need "it" because we already have "it".

I have an intresting e-book

http://danscomp.net/How-to-get-the-t...-of-anyone.pdf

Im not even sure were I got it but ive had it for about 2-3 years now it
tells you how to identify signs of deception.

Its worth a read.

~Dan

pbwriter <pbwriter44@aol.com> wrote in
news:Xns9A3CC62E72A75madnun@66.250.146.128:
Well... Dwood?... Didn't you even have a dad?

Here's the rules :

1) If you think she's cheating on you, she probably is!

2) If you ask her, she'll just lie about it until she's
ready make you cry like a leetle gurly man.

3) If you beat her up, she'll only cheat more and you
might go to jail because the cops don't believe the
"well - *she* started it" defense anymore.

Here's the solution :

Just wish her luck and let her go! Women are like
buses; you put in your quarters, ride 'em for a while,
then they start getting gas issues and become obsolete.
There's the inevitable rattling over every little bump,
the fumes, the knocking and wheezing when you're going
up the hills, and then the "buy me new tires because
everyone else has new tires and I'm the only one with
old tires, *naaAAAGGGG!!*," etc.

Just go back to the club and get a newer model! Geezus,
they're all over the place. I always like to check and
make sure they don't have the silicone boobs. I don't
like artificial boobs very much at all. Always get the
ones with their own good job and her own nice place to
live - and *no* kids. I was a kid once, but I'll never
figure out how I made it because I cannot stand kids,
"are you my new daddy now"; ["whine-whine, bitch, bitch"]
like their mommies. And then they always want to watch
silly cartoons so I can't watch South Park because "Ewww,
the language is too nasty..." and Sesame Street, who has
not had enough of that? I always want to shoot dart guns
at Elmo. (Today's letter is "ESOD" - now *that's* education)

Just be careful not to get a stalker, then you'd *wish*
she'd cheat on you and go away - or have a semi-fatal
skiing accident. I'd be like "gee whiz, just pull the
plug because that's the way she would have wanted it."
"Boo hoo, gotta go get ready to go to the club, bye."

You're welcome in advance.

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Bucky Breeder wrote:
Thanks for the advice, I'm making a few crib notes.

On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 01:16:09 -0600, "VanguardLH" <V@nguard.LH> wrote:

window and saw his wife having sex on the front lawn with a police
officer that was coming to arrest him, her being the obedient wife
knew the only way to detain the police officer was to have sex with
him, so she did what she could....

then slam his head in the wall and tell him you will do this every day
of his life until he fires your wife.... Eventually, you'll have so
damn much fun you will not care about your wife, or your wife will be
fired and won't receive any e-mail at work any more.... Either way,
problem solved....

got a job, do you? He's living off her income... Otherwise he'd never
married her in the first place!

and shove it up to each partner's rectum as a permanent implant....
Then, any where they go, their partner will know where they are at. As
far as his need for a cheap wife, I'd have to check and see what part
of the country he lives in, as the hookers around here don't seem to
want to re-locate. Even if I could talk one of them into re-locating,
they'd demand a good bit of money for the relocation fees.... It'd be
much cheaper just to find a whore in his area and determine how much
she'd be expected to live, calculate how much she'd normally get per
day, calculate how much he'd normally spend on her food, subtract that
from her pay, then pay her that much up front or in the form of a
contract in order for her to agree to marry him and not divorce him
through out the normal life expectency. Should she live past her
normal life expectency and you wish to remain married to her, an
additional fee would be imposed, based upon 1.5 times the original
rate times the cost-of-living increase rate at the time, times the
number of days you wish to extend her contract, or pay her day-by-day
till she dies. Either way, you should also consider weather you
will agree to pay the funeral cost of burying her or just drop her
body in the ditch across the street from your house and hope like hell
the police don't think you murdored her!

his penis, as well as one of his arms. That leaves the other arm to
feed his self and wipe his rear-end....

Bucky Breeder wrote:
I tend to agree...

pbwriter wrote:
Sorry to hear that. There is "no way" to find that out using the
Internet.












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"Plato" <|@|.|> wrote in message
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If you " i caught her doing it last" then you have already answered your own
question

"Plato" <|@|.|> wrote in message
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ps: you're almost out of condoms