Tech Support > Computers & Technology > Dear, dear Duh-ane:
Dear, dear Duh-ane:
Posted by Mara on April 13th, 2008



You complete and utter dumbass. You really *are* the stupidest person to ever
crawl on this planet, aren't you?

The next time you decide to try to troll someone and call them names, you really
ought to consider the fact that you *can* be traced and you *will* be found out,
"Long John Silver's." I even know the hotel you were at, you idiotic, stupid,
useless, trolling, ineffectual, gutless little pissant.

Oh, and BTW, don't bother to try again. There are ways to block you in Newsproxy
that you couldn't begin to understand, since you're not smart enough to even
recognise your own name even if it's spelled out s-l-o-w-l-y to you. You aren't
a very good troll - a simple search easily trips you up - and I won't see your
whining tripe anyway.

Now go crawl off and die somewhere, Duh-ane. With emphasis on the "die" part.
You'd be doing the entire world a favor. Why, you might even get a reward for
abating a nuisance - though you're so fucking stupid I doubt you'd know what
that means without having to have someone look it up for you.

--
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would
be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Posted by Panty Dropping Mara on April 13th, 2008



Go fuck yourself Mara, as you are no one of any importance. You're too
fucking stupid to know that I am just messing with you and wanted to see
your reaction.

Posted by olfart on April 13th, 2008



"Mara" <go@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote in message
news:66ed26F2jaa35U1@mid.individual.net...
I guess that means he isn't gonna get any....pity



Posted by Panty Dropping Mara on April 13th, 2008


olfart wrote:
I guess you read the tramp's dribble, because I didn't. There is nothing
like a woman scorned. I was just messing with the nut, and she goes off.



Posted by Mara on April 13th, 2008



On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:23:21 -0400, "olfart" <olfart65@excite.com> wrote:

<snip>

Shut the hell up, and fix your e-mail client.

--
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would
be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Posted by olfart on April 13th, 2008



"Panty Dropping Mara" <"Pnaty Dropping Mara"@Dropper.com> wrote in message
news:KN2dndeRqqaigJ_VnZ2dnUVZ_vumnZ2d@earthlink.co m...
"messing" with folks can get you in deep sh*t
what goes around comes around



Posted by Mara on April 13th, 2008



On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:17:10 -0400, "olfart" <olfart65@excite.com> wrote:

<snip>
<snipped trollshit>

"A woman scorned"HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHoh, that's just too funnyHAHAHHAAAAHHAHAHAHA

*flump*

<getting up, wiping tears of laughter from eyes> Oh, man, that was *choice.* He
couldn't have spelled out his insanity any better if he'd actually tried.

http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/dsm-iv.html#npd

Get back on your meds, Duh-ane. You sure as *hell* need 'em. Badly.

And as for *you,* you old geezer:

+--------------------+
| PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
| THE XXXXX. |
| kook |
| THANK YOU. |
| -- The Management |
+--------------------+
| |
| | O
o | | |
__\|/___=\| |/=_\|/____


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There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would
be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Posted by Mara on April 13th, 2008



On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:51:29 +0000 (UTC), G. Morgan <no_em@il.invalid> wrote:

<snippity>

Yep. Took about oh, 15 seconds or so to find that "Vista" and "Long John
Silver's" were posting from the exact same town, same hotel, same IP address,
same account. Yeesh, talk about *st00pid.*

Geez, and here I was going to put the new troll parts in my freezer to help
finish building my own pet troll, when I find out the new parts are already
rotted. Bad luck, I guess. <sigh>

--
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would
be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Posted by Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov on April 13th, 2008


Mara <go@awaynow.becauseIsaidso.com> wrote:

LOL!

There's that backbone you keep telling everybody about.
--

Even schools have their moments
http://nsharp.org/gallery/user-uploaded/65.jpg

Posted by Panty Dropping Mara on April 13th, 2008


G. Morgan wrote:

Fuck you Sherlock and the bitch too, because it doesn't mean anything.
So what that the 3rd party wireless provider's wireless service was
being used? I am not in NC stupid. You are right about the USA. I am
working a contract in OH.

Posted by Panty Dropping Mara on April 13th, 2008


olfart wrote:
That happened long ago and it's coming back around. People take this
shit way to seriously. ;-)

Posted by Aardvark on April 13th, 2008


On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:36:23 -0500, Mara wrote:

You're being needlessly unkind to the poor fella.




Awww. Who am I trying to kid? :-)



--
Liverpool. European City Of Culture 2008
http://www.liverpool08.com

Posted by Mara on April 13th, 2008



On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:54:35 GMT, Aardvark <aardvark@youllnever.know> wrote:

<snip>

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and *is* in fact
a duck, I have this tendency to call it...well, a duck.

What can I say? I was in a good mood. Enjoy it while it lasts.

--
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would
be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Posted by Ardvark with lips puckerd on April 13th, 2008


Aardvark wrote:

<snipped>

You pucker those lips well before you kiss her butt. You make sure you
taste her tampon too.

Posted by VanguardLH on April 13th, 2008


Mara wrote:

Neither do you. NewsProxy can only filter on the overview headers
returned when querying the NNTP server for new or all headers. After
telnetting into the NNTP server, run "list overview.fmt" and those are
the only headers on which you filter when using NewsProxy. The list is
pitiful and probably only includes:

Subject:
From:
Date:
Message-ID:
References:
Bytes:
Lines:
Xref:full

So unless the post uses a word you don't like in the Subject, or always
identifies themself using the same name in the comment field or same
e-mail address in the e-mail field of the From header, or always posts
from the same NSP from which you won't accept any posts (like
"googlegroups") then you have nothing on which to filter out that
unwanted poster. NewsProxy is very limited in what it will test
regarding headers since so few are returned when yanking the headers.

And you thought your post was better than Diane's? And you feel
compelled to feed trolls? You do know, right, that feeding them is what
gives them joy, so you just gave more joy to Diane. Two trolls suckling
on each other for joy.

Oh oh, my coffee is getting cold. Break is over.

Posted by Ardvark with lips puckerd on April 13th, 2008


VanguardLH wrote:
You made my day VLickHumper. You're too funny.

Posted by William Poaster on April 13th, 2008


On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:51:29 +0000, G.Morgan wrote:

The idiot troll probably has a job there, cleaning out the hotel's
latrines.

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Posted by Ardvark with lips puckerd on April 13th, 2008


William Poaster wrote:
He should know that old Billy P., Mara's lover, because he is there
with the Linux powered toilet bowl brush and vacuum cleaner. Then he
pulls his night shift job as a security guard.

Posted by Ardvark with lips puckerd on April 13th, 2008


G. Morgan wrote:
Will you please call the FBI or Scotland yard? What does it mean?

Posted by Ardvark with lips puckerd on April 13th, 2008


G. Morgan wrote:
You should do it, and make a fool out of yourself. You should make sure
you all the FBI and Scotland yard about it.


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