- Embarrassing Moment
- Posted by slumpy on August 24th, 2003
An hour ago, sitting in a cheap restaurant with my kids, they start telling
me about the house they are moving to with the Wicked Witch of the North.
My boy starts asking about those things you get in bathrooms to wash your
feet in - obviously thinking of a bidet. Turns out they are getting a new
set of furniture, and my boy announces to the whole place (very loudly) "Mum
said she wants to do a BJ in the bathroom" at which point I slid under the
table....
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slumpy
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- Posted by actionheroes.homestead.com on August 24th, 2003
Maybe she'll blow you too. Open House BJ day? Great way to make friends in
the new neighborhood.
AL
- Posted by Boomer on August 24th, 2003
slumpy said:
Like father, like son? ;ož Hehehehe.
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<jk>
- Posted by slumpy on August 24th, 2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Boomer continued:
:-)
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- Posted by ilmc on August 24th, 2003
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slumpy typed:
Is it too patronising to share your cringe?
Both my kids leave home next month - oh how I hope they don't boomerang!
- Posted by slumpy on August 24th, 2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as ilmc continued:
Mine are going back up North again tomorrow morning, won't see them for a
month or more now :-(
I wish they /would/ boomerang.....
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- Posted by ilmc on August 24th, 2003
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slumpy typed:
Again, commiserations.
"absence makes the heart grow fonder". Mine haven't been absent.
Soon I can do what comes naturally without them saying "eucgh, do you still
do that?", or "can you keep the noise down, I'm trying to play my computer
game!".
ps. Bill's spell checker wants to put an apostrophe before the "s" in
commiserations. Doh!
- Posted by Kraftee on August 24th, 2003
ilmc wrote:
Smaller house & fill up all the rooms with your latest hobby.
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B-)
Life is pain.....
Deal with it!!
- Posted by ilmc on August 24th, 2003
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Kraftee typed:
P0rn?
B~ like all the things I like - except real food :-(
Can't eat that fast.
- Posted by ilmc on August 24th, 2003
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Kraftee typed:
Tried it. Sprogs wanted me to teach them how to fish. As I was using your
original stratagem, and not knowing how to "angle", things just got worse
- Posted by ilmc on August 24th, 2003
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Kraftee typed:
"Cheers, m'duck"
;-)
- Posted by trout on August 24th, 2003
ilmc wrote:
Constantly play Big Band music from the '40's. If they withstand
this, you may have to resort to Perry Como. Invent daily chores, like
'waxing the ceiling', and 'airing the dishes on the lawn'. Make up long,
dull stories about people that have been dead for years. Say you've got
a pace-maker, and your doctor told you not to turn on any TV's or video
games in the house, or you'll die.
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"Tell them the only reason you *had* kids, was so that you could
eventually retire, and be supported."
- Posted by slumpy on August 24th, 2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as ilmc continued:
commi'serations ?
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- Posted by slumpy on August 24th, 2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as ilmc continued:
Take up nudity. Guaranteed 100% success.
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- Posted by slumpy on August 24th, 2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as trout continued:
I went to a little cottage near Faversham in kent last month, and they sold
videos and soundtracks of steam engines and trains from around the world. I
would like to think that a small investment would be foolproof ;-)
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- Posted by ilmc on August 25th, 2003
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slumpy typed:
This has attractions! ;-)
- Posted by slumpy on August 25th, 2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as ilmc continued:
Exactly - No kids arriving home unexpectedly *ever*, no friends in tow, and
no more sweaty <censored>.
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slumpy
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just slumpy
- Posted by Sentient Fluid on August 25th, 2003
"Kraftee" <kraftee@bogoffspammer.ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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This would be even more effective if the hobby was porn or collecting BDSM
paraphernalia :-D
- Posted by nemo on August 25th, 2003
slumpy <me3@privacy.net> wrote in message
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Street, London.
http://www.kellysearch.com/GB-company-32714947.html
- Posted by Bill Schowengerdt on August 25th, 2003
On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 19:27:53 +0100, While I was using pressure to stop
the bleeding, "slumpy" <me3@privacy.net> posted:
..
Recently separated from my first wife and my 5 year old boy came home
from visitation with her and her new boyfriend.
He then announced (in front of several friends) that he had walked in on
my wife giving a BJ to her new friend, and "wow his dick was Soooo much
bigger than mine."
That news absolutely made my day.
