The more you say this to others the happier you'll be:

"The love that brings us together is stronger than the fear that separates
us."

The more people you say it to the happier you'll be. If you believe in God
then say it to Him/Her and it will strengthen your bond. Used in conjunction
with another mantra you can help the entire planet: "Thank you God for
making me an infinite source of your infinite Love." Use them both. They
strengthen each other.

--

Jim Scannell
jscannell@wi.rr.com

The love that brings us together
is stronger than the fear that drives us apart.

Religion can suck my left testicle

"Jim Scannell" <jscannell.nosp*m@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
news:uLihb.18569$%C5.15412@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Jim Scannell continued:

Bollocks.

I tried that ten times today.
A wino stole my burger.
Two guys chased me down the road, narrowly missing a speeding tractor.
Six people took half a step back and looked at me with a wary eye.
Three kids reported me to their teacher at the school gates and I spent
the afternoon in a cell with a crack dealer from Kilburn and a guy with
a faceful of silver furniture.
One Nigerian guy hugged me and handed me a leaflet all about the
Heavenly Church Of Peaceful Existence, and charged me £2.50 for the
privilege.
And an old lady beat me up with her shopping bag and umbrella.

So tell me, did it fuckin work ?
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

slumpy wrote:
Well you shouldn't live in Kilburn, should you? Try somewhere nice like the
Chalk Hill Estate......

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Jim Scannell wrote:
Very nice, Jim Scannell, keep up the good work !
Best wishes Patrick

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Gordon Burgess-Parker
continued:

Chock Heel ?
Stonebridge Park, he speet on your leetle Chock Heel !!
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just slumpy

slumpy said:

If all the Chelsea "dolly-girls" were laid end to end, no-one would be in the
least bit surprised ;-)

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

Tabartha, Jacinticasta, Tarantura and Daviniatia are not happy with you,
and will get their Daddy's chauffeur to drive them up the M1 (as long as
there's champers in the fridge) and will come and beat you with Gucci
and Salade Tomato Handbags and cut you up with platinum Amex cards. God
help you if stiletto's are in fashion tomorrow (morning).
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no more
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just slumpy

Thanks Jim x x
"Jim Scannell" <jscannell.nosp*m@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
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slumpy said:

As long as I get a massage out of it, let 'em bring it on ;-)

Jim Scannell wrote:
The only thing I thank for the infinite source of my infinite love is
Viagra.
Come to think of it.....it makes me quite happy as well.

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

Are you fully aware of what's in a Chelsea-Girl's bag ?
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

slumpy said:

I dread to think, but....
A pair of knackers?

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

C&A of course ;-)
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

slumpy said:

LMAO

Jim Scannell wrote:

If by "happy", you mean restrained, and forcibly medicated; sure.

"Fear"? How about 'dislike'? Or, in the case of evangelists;
'loathing'.

Thanks ever so much. But no, thanks. My happiness, and bonds with
people that I choose to bond with, are not dependent upon chants,
evocation of spirits, magic words, charms, voodoo, Casper the Friendly
Deity; or anything else dreamed of in your philosophy.
If you must constantly trick and delude yourself into projecting an
air of insipid 'happiness' and creepy, condescending 'love'; by all
means do so.
--
"Just don't do it around me."

"Jim Scannell" wrote
What would make me happy is for you to shove your insipid
drivel up your ass.

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

So glad someone got it ;-)
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

"The love that brings us together is stronger than the fear
that separates us."

I am inclined to agree but of course, nice words alone are
not always enough to make the world a better place.

In regard to gangle's comment, there's nothing at all
insipid or weak about real love, which apparently gangle has
not experienced enough of, or he (or she) wouldn't be saying
that.

All I have to say for now as this is supposed to be the
helpdesk..


----- Original Message -----
From: gangle
Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2003 1:50 AM
Subject: Re: Guaranteed Happiness


"Jim Scannell" wrote
What would make me happy is for you to shove your insipid
drivel up your ass.

On Fri, 10 Oct 2003 02:59:42 +0100, John wrote:

How would you have any idea of what the glurd has or has not experienced? This
is usenet. It is not real life. Your remarks only proves your own ignorance.

For what, pray tell? Only certain things?

"Or have you decided that yet, since you've now appointed yourself moduhrator?"


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