- Happy Valentines Day
- Posted by The Black Laced One on February 14th, 2005
<PJ sets the small round table down in the center of the newsgroup. She
covers it with a red table cloth she has brought with her. A vase with a
single white rose is placed next on the table, followed by a white candle.
She brings the chairs up to the table, arranging them close enough together
for those all important slight touches...
She has primped all day, doing her hair and makeup to perfection. Her
dress is a simple cut, outlining her figure flawlessly. Short enough to
show her sexy legs and cut low enough to show her femininity above. Its
midnight blue coloring changing her eyes from green to aqua.
She places the wine glasses filled with champagne on the table, lights the
candle and waits for her lover's arrival...>
- Posted by Kadaitcha Man on February 14th, 2005
Subject: Happy Valentines Day
Newsgroup: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
=> The Black Laced One <= wrote:
I'm right here cunt. Spread those tree trunk legs.
- Posted by Rôgêr on February 14th, 2005
The Black Laced One wrote:
Whoddat, gangle?
- Posted by Blinky the Shark on February 14th, 2005
The Black Laced One wrote:
The room is cold and damp. The grue senses your presence. There are exits
to the east and north.
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- Posted by The Black Laced One on February 14th, 2005
Rôgêr wrote:
No, gangle doesn't have a penis, besides, he likes tractors and he has a
wife. His wife is all part of that glurd cover up, but I don't want to
explain the details of that right now. It's very hard to look sexy while
talking about a glurd, even for me. So, please, move along before doS shows
up or at least change the subject to something more fitting for the mood of
the day. 
PJ
- Posted by Ionizer on February 14th, 2005
"The Black Laced One" <mypanties@notfor.you> wrote in message
news:sOydnc18rpJBjozfRVn-jA@giganews.com...
Even if you put the apostrophe in the wrong place in the word "lover's,"
I'm sure you'll have a nice evening.
Regards,
Ian.
(Now Playing: It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls)
- Posted by Rôgêr on February 14th, 2005
The Black Laced One wrote:
He says he does. Might be a little cold and tart though. I'm not very
feminine but I'd think that would be something romantic for you to think
about.
- Posted by The Black Laced One on February 14th, 2005
Blinky the Shark wrote:
What's a grue? Should I be afraid? Should I be running and screaming to
the north exit?
<PJ panics...>
"HELP! HELP!", she screams as she stands up abruptly, knocking the small
table over as she flees from the unknown danger. The candle falls onto the
ground but is extinguished by the champagne...
<Click, click, click can be heard in rapid succession as PJ makes her way to
the north exit... she slams the door behind her.>
PJ----Who is safe again, back in the real world.
- Posted by The Black Laced One on February 14th, 2005
Rôgêr wrote:
You're spending Vanlentines Day alone, aren't you? 
PJ
- Posted by The Black Laced One on February 14th, 2005
Ionizer wrote:
Shhh... what they don't know won't hurt me.
PJ
- Posted by WormWood on February 14th, 2005
"Ionizer" <me7@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:37cof3F59qbleU1@individual.net...
placed. Let's get going, don't want to be late!
- Posted by Blinky the Shark on February 15th, 2005
The Black Laced One wrote:
The people eaters in computer fantasy gaming, circa 197x. See sample
session snippet here, although the player has not yet encountered a grue.
"The grue senses your presence" is a direct quote from Zork.
http://tela.bc.ca/tads/authoring/articles/ieee.html
If anyone wants to relive/live those days: play here; java required;
this is the original Zork:
http://www.geekcheat.com/play_zork.php
Command parser knows:
Simple verbs: get, drop, open, unlock, hit, kill, read, etc.
Objects in your environment or inventory: sword, lantern, match,
book, etc. Use with verbs: kill grue with sword
Enter "inventory" (never use quotes!) to see what you are carrying
Directions: eight compass points, can be abbreviated e, n, sw, etc
and up and down. At least.
Experiment! And watch out for grues.
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- Posted by gangle on February 15th, 2005
"The Black Laced One" wrote
You are one desperate cunt.
- Posted by The Black Laced One on February 15th, 2005
gangle wrote:
Not as desperate as someone else I know...
PJ
- Posted by doS on February 16th, 2005
HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn I am always late!!!
"The Black Laced One" <mypanties@notfor.you> wrote in message
news:056dnUrIBaIqt4zfRVn-1w@giganews.com...
- Posted by DC on February 17th, 2005
Blinky the Shark wrote:
[...]
I dread those -- especially the purple ones. }:O)
[...]
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