can any 1 help me please i have about 380 of the eamils saying the same
thing in my email inbox


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Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.657 / Virus Database: 422 - Release Date: 13/04/2004

Firstly, consider changing your email address - you're posting it to a
public newsgroup and they are frequently harvested for spammers and virus
distributors. Then make sure you disguise your new address properly (I
recall °Mike° has referenced a url on this recently with good instructions).

Then set up a message rule to automatically delete from the server any
message containing the text that you say is in the infected mail. You'll
find message rules under Tools > Message Rules > Mail.

And lastly, make sure you have a good anti virus application, and that you
keep it up to date. I recently worked on a colleague's computer which had
over 1,000 infected files on. They had Norton installed and assumed it was
doing the job, despite not having been updated for over a year.

What would that "same thing" be?

And please turn off the broken AVG signature. It serve NO purpose.


On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:27:21 +0100, in
<5cAjc.38$_K3.26@pathologist.blueyonder.net>
jimmy clarke scrawled:

<snip broken signature>

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Basic computer maintenance
http://uk.geocities.com/personel44/maintenance.html

....and with no more than a cursory glance at the dead camel jimmy clarke
decided it was time to put the World to rights with this little gem:

See your st00piD out-of-date sig ?

See the st00piD out-of-date DATE on it ?

Do you realise you are 10 (yes, TEN!!!) updates behind ?

See the button on your keyboard that says 'delete' ?

Have a guess.....
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slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(well what the fuck did you expect ?)

You only need help with the English language first!
"jimmy clarke" <jimmy.clarke@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:5cAjc.38$_K3.26@pathologist.blueyonder.net...

slumpy wrote:
LOL !

....and with no more than a cursory glance at the dead camel ICee decided it
was time to put the World to rights with this little gem:

The emails probably all say

"GREETINGS TO YOU MOST WORTHY PARTNER"

Falicitations and greetings to you, most honourable (as yet unmet) person.

I am the SON of the late CHIEF Amazulu of The Bank of Western Nigerian
Democratic Society (419 branch).....
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slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(well what the fuck did you expect ?)

slumpy wrote:
ROTFL MAO

jimmy clarke wrote:
Make sure you're not the one sending them as many trojans do and they
just may be "returns".


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slumpy wrote:
April 13th is not really an issue in my opinion. Those .sigs tho are the
most silly in any case as nobody can certify an email free email. Even
if its right up to the most recent .def file. As one can only write
anti-virus for already known bugs.

Pat wrote:
It's chat problem. Funny thing, I get resumes written in the same style.
L8R [grin]

On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:27:21 +0100, jimmy clarke wrote:

http://www.blueyonder.co.uk/blueyond..._antivirusspam

http://www.blueyonder.co.uk/blueyond...i ng_howavoid

Me