- I Will Be Your Bitch
- Posted by Dr.Zonk on February 11th, 2005
Since I seem to have attracted so much attention to myself, I have
decided to take profit of the situation by renting myself out as
"Usenet's Biggest Bitch". I just keep getting myself slapped silly
around here so I might as well get paid for it. The prices are as
follows
$5USD for good slap in the face
$10USD for 2 slaps and an eye gouge.
$20USD for a slap in the face and a knee in the groin
$50USD for all the above plus a stomp on my left foot while I am
dressed in a leotard and pink frilly tutu
Please contact me by posting your desire in any newsgroup. I shall get
in contact with you as soon as possible.
Thank You and Please Cum Again
Dr.Zonk
PS: I sometimes will take dead cats in trade.
- Posted by G. Morgan on February 11th, 2005
Subject: I Will Be Your Bitch
Newsgroup: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
=> Dr.Zonk <= wrote:
Sure.
I decided to contact you via abuse@netwalk.com
Get back to me, okay?
--
-Graham
Remove the snails to email
- Posted by K. A. Cannon on February 11th, 2005
G. Morgan <alarmprosnail@snailgmail.com> posted
<4223537b.24983554@news.individual.net> in alt.aol-sucks on Fri, 11
Feb 2005 00:41:48 -0600:
Wow...A NetKKKop'ing fucKKKhead.
Tell me oh conscience of UseNet, what violation of AUP/TOS occurred?
I mean, besides offending your oh so delicate sensibilities.
Please to be fucking off soonest, mmm'kay?
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
http://www.insurgent.org - Sponsored by Carlyle Group
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.
Spirituality: The last refuge of a failed human.
Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.
- Posted by Brandon_Hex on April 27th, 2005
The saddest part is yer Dr. Hardly Has-Any's bitch.
