Hi oh Silver


The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.
They set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you kemo sabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
"Tonto, you asshole, someone has stolen our tent."

doS wrote:

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Older than dirt, but I laugh every time. }:O)

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The last time I heard that one, we were out feeding the dinosaurs!

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Jerry G.
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"doS" <kobo65@hotLEGSmail.com> wrote in message
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Hi oh Silver


The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.
They set up their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you kemo sabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
"Tonto, you asshole, someone has stolen our tent."

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Sat,
1 Jan 2005 03:42:05 -0500, "Jerry G." <jerryg50@hotmail.com> screamed
from behind the mulberry bush:

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street when they spied a
young boy chasing a ball into the woods. The priest immediately took
off after the young boy. The rabbi yelled, "Where are you going?" and
the priest yelled back, "I'm going to fuck him!" The rabbi replied
"Out of what?"

Thank You.

Q. What's green and eats nuts?


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Kenny



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