- Keyboard trouble
- Posted by Paul Stokes on July 19th, 2004
I've got a pavilion HP laptop which seems to have intermittent problems with
certain keys on the keyboard.
Every now and then, the 'H', 'G' and Backspace keys stop working all at the
same time. usually removing the H button and blowing around the rubber
underneath solves the problem with all buttons but surely dust under one
button wouldnt cause problems for another key at the other side of the
keyboard. Any advice is greatly appreciated.
- Posted by Kadaitcha Man on July 19th, 2004
Paul Stokes wrote:
Keyboards get filled with beard hair, pubic hair, dead skin, snot, boogers,
spit, drool, dried food, tea (Hi, Syphilis Syndrone), beer etc. There is, in
modern keyboards, a series of tracks made of a very fine conductive layer of
compressed metalic dust underneath the keys. If that is worn, the keys will
behave as you describe.
At the very least, you're a total fuckwit because anyone with at least one
functioning brain cell would be able to pump out a yes response to the
question "Should I try another keyboard?"
- Posted by Paul Stokes on July 19th, 2004
Well seeing as it's a laptop, would kinda defeat the purpose of having a
compact, portable system if i had to carry around a separate keyboard to
use.
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in message
news:cdho9g.3f4.1@kadaitcha.cx...
- Posted by Kadaitcha Man on July 19th, 2004
Paul Stokes wrote:
Ok, so you're fucking dumber than you've already been given discredit for.
Plug one into the fucking back, for fuck's sakes. Fuck me dead. What's so
hard about that? Or are you one of them cheap fucks who bought a piece of
shit that can't have a full-size kbd plugged in?
- Posted by Gordon on July 19th, 2004
"Paul Stokes" <paul.stokes@DELETE_THIS_BITblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:EMQKc.70776$q8.22453@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
But you could try using an external keyboard for a short while just to
ascertain whether the problem IS caused by the laptop keyboard or not.
- Posted by Keyser Soze on July 19th, 2004
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Not mine; I've covered it with cling film so that when my little lady's
banging away on it, it splashes the spunk back up onto her face.
Then I watch it dribble down to her titties.
Just thought you ought to know.
- Posted by Kadaitcha Man on July 19th, 2004
Keyser Soze wrote:
Now, there you go. Evidence that I have no dick. I mentioned only pubic
hair, not jizz... just like the man with only one arm, he forgets almost
everyone else has two.
- Posted by Keyser Soze on July 19th, 2004
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Titter.
- Posted by Linda on July 19th, 2004
Paul Stokes wrote:
laptop.
