- Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table
- Posted by Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov on March 28th, 2008
"A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic"
table.
You just have to wonder what fantasy is going thru his head as he
savaged his table.
And the disbelief and horror his neighbor must of endured; who records
this act not once, but three separate times.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/s...storyid=105778
with mug shot.
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- Posted by catchme on March 28th, 2008
Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
theyll never get him with anything other than splinters, imho....unless
they can prove that the sex wasnt consensual....
- Posted by Lookout on March 29th, 2008
On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:25:20 -0700, Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
Ohhh...I can beat that
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle973512.ece
- Posted by chuckie® on March 29th, 2008
<Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov> wrote in message
news:jlrqu3lltsfskc4tco5cli31d5mefo54mc@4ax.com...
I don't wanna be from Ohio anymore.
- Posted by Blinky the Shark on March 29th, 2008
catchme wrote:
It's kind of confusing when your partner is screaming, "Knot hole! Knot
hole!" It's sending two conflicting messages.
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- Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 29th, 2008
Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote in
news:jlrqu3lltsfskc4tco5cli31d5mefo54mc@4ax.com:
Dude ought to get the def penalty - for being too
cheap to buy a blow-up-doll. You gotta wonder who
the victim is there? OK, the guy's a couple cards
short of a deck, but someone recording him??? Isn't
that voyerism, by definition? Oh well, another
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young song about Ohio...
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ANNOY HILARY CLINTON :
Tell her that's not sniper fire, it's
only Rice Crispies in the Pilot's mess.
http://www.jonregen.com/audio/WORDS_...inished_Wi.m3u
- Posted by chuckie® on March 29th, 2008
<snip>
"> My name is Bucky Breeder and I posted this while under
Shouldn't you be running with your head down? Or, mayhap, I should. I
kinda agree with Trivisonno (local talk radio guy), they should just call
this election off and try again in a year...
- Posted by Bucky Breeder on March 29th, 2008
and "chuckie®" goes:
<snip>
What'd we do fer a good lampoon until then?
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ANNOY HILARY CLINTON :
Tell her that's not really sniper fire, it's only the
the pilot eating his breakfast of Rice Krispies - geezus!
Take the estrogen. That's why the doctor gave it to you.
http://www.jonregen.com/audio/WORDS_...inished_Wi.m3u
- Posted by Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov on March 29th, 2008
Bucky Breeder <not.here.now@nd.gone.fishing.tomorrow.bye> wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/2d1u0rl.jpg
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- Posted by Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov on April 1st, 2008
Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
Charges against man accused of lewd behavior with picnic table.
http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll...WS02/804010396
Nice to see a person can still use their lawn furniture as they see
fit.
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- Posted by Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov on April 1st, 2008
Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
Big wooops
Charges Dropped against man.
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- Posted by Bucky Breeder on April 1st, 2008
Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote in
news:jbd5v3ln8hk4b0a2l955l44u30u93mlt6t@4ax.com:
Thank goodness... I mean if the picnic table isn't
complaining (it probably hardly noticed) then it's
good to save the taxpayer's money from making this
guy a lawn furniture martyr.
You know how 4 queers can have sex with a picnic table?
Turn the table upside down! And now : *completely* legal!
(New spin on an old barstool joke)
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On the USA presidental elections? All I can say is that the future of the
world may boil down like shown in the 1996 phrophetic Will Smith movie,
'Independence Day'; and at last check, Clintons are draft-dodgers, and
Obama was too busy becoming a lawyer rich off blacks to be bothered
with military concepts; thus, McCain is the best because he can jump
into a jet and shoot down any invaders we may have to defend against!
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- Posted by catchme on April 2nd, 2008
Pennywise@DerryMaine.Gov wrote:
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of religious indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of
humility
corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual understanding of nature
and of our own being. (Albert Einstein)
