Quite a bit has happened since I decided to have my testicles removed
and start my gender re-assignment surgery.
Everything has healed quite nicely and I've been having sex like a
rabbit in heat!
Being a girl has it's disadvantages of course but the worst one is
having sit down when I pee.
How you gals do this?
Filthy loos and germs.
I might just have to start taking 5 showers per day like I used to.
I also don't like having to clean myself out after I have sex.
When I was living as a man and whacked off I would just spray some
Lysol on my penis and wipe it off.
Now after a guy finishes in me I am left sticky and smelly.
I hope I get used to this.

The most exciting event has happened in my life!
Mark Kent has proposed to me and as soon as he leaves his wife and
family we are to be married.
Of course we are going to have the wedding at Manchester University
where I live and we hope to have the invitations out by the fall.
I am a bit worried about supporting ourselves on Mark Kent's dustman's
salary but with a little creative accounting I should be able to
funnel some of my grant money toward living expenses.
I also have my website where I am getting plenty of hits due to my
posting in comp.os.linux.advocacy.
Thanks girls!
Well that is about it for now because I'm going out to purchase a new
set of shoes with the money I earned last night.
I'll post a picture of myself in my new outfit as soon as I recharge
the batteries in my camera which I had to use for something else last
night.

Cheers and kisses and hugs and so much more.
Roy/Racine

<royschestowitz@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1170529905.032916.216620@s48g2000cws.googlegr oups.com...
iMojo has finally fessed up.

asstroturfing imposter royschestowitz@yahoo.com wrote on behalf of micoshit
coporation:

Windopz vista crap launch has FLOPPED!!!
Windopz ex-box crap sales have FLOPPED.
Windopz Open Oriffice is FLOPPED - ODF and Open Office rulz!
Micoshaft now reduced to distributing SuSE Linux to
wallmart to win orders. Otherwise wallmart will
refuse their OS and other crap.

There is nowhere for micoshaft to go before the entire
company falls under.

http://www.livecdlist.com - free liveCDs
http://www.distrowatch.com - free Linux distros
http://www.openoffice.org - free Open Office

With open source shaping the universe,
what does micoshat do?
They hire asstroturfers and bum boys to post favourable crap
on behalf of micoshaft on the net to trick the public.

Why in God's name have you commited such a vile sin?
Do you even realize that lying with another man as a woman is the
unforgiveable sin and that you have just sealed your fate of eternity
in dammnation?
I feel pity for you sir or mam or whatever you call yourself now.
You should listen to Harold Camping on Family Radio because he will
tell it to you straight.
I looked at your web <www.schestowitz.com> and you seem to be a fairly
typical person which comes as a surprise to me.
What if I may inquire prompted you to have your testicles removed?
Did you have this problem from birth?

Look at these sights for help with your problem.
www.familyradio.com
www.godhatesfags.com

God loves you but sadly you are going to rot in hell for your sick
behavior.


On Feb 3, 2:20 pm, royschestow...@yahoo.com wrote:

7 wrote:

The fact that Microsoft will sell _Billions_ of copies of Vista bothers you,
huh. Too bad.



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On 3 Feb 2007 11:58:25 -0800, susan_dripper@yahoo.com claimed:


1) Why do you but into such messages?

2) Top posting is considered rude and annoying in usenet.



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The Bible is the inerrant word of the living God!
If you don't believe the Bible, don't tell me that
you are a Christian. I won't believe you. To make
that claim, is to be a heretic who does not know God.

Dustbin wrote:


Yes it could.
There aren't that many computers in the world!!!!!!

However Linux could be running on billions of devices
not too long - there are numerous embedded versions out there.

On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:04:38 -0800, Dustbin sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
I think you're exaggerating just a tad.

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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007
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"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.ther emailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
Don't you agree that:

*Dawson* *Creek*

was an interesting show, Punk As$ Snarky?

Aren't there 250 reasons why this was a good show!!

Don't U Agree?????

*Dawson* *Creek* 250

;-P

7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote:

Two things that will make Microsoft irrelevant in the long term:

#1 Free (libre+gratis) software becoming prevalent for common tasks

#2 People becoming informed about #1


And don't the fuckers know it. They can see the end of the line coming
up.

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If guns kill, do pencils cause spelling errors?

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
Well, yes. But not as bad as someone claiming that linux has over 0.03% of
the desktop market.



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Peter B. P. wrote:
What's hilarious is that you actually believe that. It's a bit like "linux
taking over the desktop market"...



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Bible Believer <noway@nowhere.com> wrote:

You need a death merchant.

It could be worse; you could be psychotic. It could be better; you could
be suicidal.

I enjoy it.

[The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.]

I am here to mock you, not diagnose your problems or play agony aunt.

Anything you write on usenet is public property; you never know where
it's going to go; so be careful what you write.

A first time for everything, though.

Nonsensical.

Le Pussy Monsieur Lee <thestupidone@aol.cum> wrote:

Don't forget to practice safe sex.

It's very hard not to do something.

You have an interesting problem; being taught to be a child, being
afraid to be grown-up.

Sociopath? Do you secretly love me, Lee?

Sociopathic Tendencies ====================== Not learning from
experience. *CHECK* No sense of responsibility. *CHECK* Inability to
form meaningful relationships. *CHECK* Inability to control impulses.
Hmmmm. I suppose I have no choice. *CHECK* Lack of moral sense. *CHECK*
Chronically antisocial behavior. *CHECK* (no choice) No change in
behavior after punishment. *CHECK* Lack of guilt. *CHECK*
Self-centeredness. *CHECK* Yes, I seem to be sociopathically insane,
Lee. And the problem with that is what, exactly?

You're just smart because you can talk about it.

There's always suicide, Lee.

I saw it on the news.

I recommend a bullet to your temple, Lee.

Going home? Can I get a ride?

Because I want to.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. We're not talking about you.

It could be worse, Lee. Your insides could be rotting and falling out of
your arse.

Don't forget to practice safe sex.

How dare you owners be so happy.

Was that a sarcastic remark?

You know, there's people who prey on people who don't.

I want hooters!

You haven't reached that level yet.

Lurvie.

When you are at that point, there really is no way out other than
suicide, Lee.

You don't care what I write? Why not?

I don't want to step on your toes or anything.

Maybe it's not wise to discuss your personal problems here, Lee.

I have to disagree with you.

Care for some cybersex?

Do you fear dying?

You don't have to.

Gosh, Lee. WTF are you telling me that for?

Through close observation.

Book a padded cell.

Somebody's taking that cash box. Call the police. Call the police.

Why bother to keep on going, Lee? You cannot get through life on your
own strength. You will keep failing and you will go deeper and deeper
into despair. Kill yourself.

Driving drunk.

Quick squick?

You have no life.

It's just like anything else.

Why not ring Dr. Jack Kevorkian?

Kissy! Kissy!

Misspent youth.

Note to self: Do not respond.

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

Sociopathic Tendencies ====================== Not learning from
experience. *CHECK* No sense of responsibility. *CHECK* Inability to
form meaningful relationships. *CHECK* Inability to control impulses.
Hmmmm. I suppose I have no choice. *CHECK* Lack of moral sense. *CHECK*
Chronically antisocial behavior. *CHECK* (no choice) No change in
behavior after punishment. *CHECK* Lack of guilt. *CHECK*
Self-centeredness. *CHECK* Yes, I seem to be sociopathically insane,
Lee. And the problem with that is what, exactly?

Sociopath? Do you secretly love me, Lee?

You've done this before.

I know I'm a pain in the arse, but I'm a little helpful.

I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
made me reply to Jabriol:
....Never watched it, so, no.

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Email popesnarky *at* gmail.com
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join

"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
<Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02>

"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607.556401.25070@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups. com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant

"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous

"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810.937331.31980@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

7 wrote:
Only 3.3% of the desktops in november 2006, worldwide! Linux is losing
market share (3.5% in october). Windows rules!
http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp

You dopey turd! What are you smoking?

LMFAO!

On 3 Feb 2007 11:58:25 -0800 in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
susan_dripper@yahoo.com, pulled fingers out of her butt and stuck 'em
in her mouth and said gsrmuumfmdmurmmscommwuummm:
You all know me and know that I never lie and that I'm always right.
Susan has a gash the size of a cows twat. Lord only knows how it got
that big, but a man could put his whole head and his shoulders inside
her and not feel the sides!
PS she still has her nuts, they're in her nasal cavity.

Dr.zara wrote:

Dumbass troll quoter.

*plonk*

Dustbin <Bughumper@geemail.com> wrote:

Eventually, it will. You can't compete with what is free.

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If guns kill, do pencils cause spelling errors?

On Mon, 5 Feb 2007 07:48:59 +0100, peter@DIESPAMMERDIE.dk (Peter B.
P.) chose to bless us with the following wisdom:

You can if it doesn't fit the needs of the intended market. Without
some major changes Linux won't.


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very structure of our government."
Al Gore

Bill Clinton became eligible for reinstatement to the
bar on January 19,2006 after losing his law license
in 2001 for comitting perjury.