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Posted by Keyser Soze on January 18th, 2005


Condoleezza Rice's hearing says:

"The Tsunami was a wonderful opportunity" ... for the AmeriKKKan people to
show how generous they can be.

NUKED!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

--
Some Big Cunt


Posted by Maria on January 18th, 2005


Keyser Soze wrote:

We Americans should rejoice in the massive killing of all those Muslims.




Posted by Keyser Soze on January 18th, 2005


Maria wrote:
That statement will only deflect attention of the terrorists from
Europe and onto the US for so long.

--
Some Big Cunt



Posted by Maria on January 18th, 2005


Keyser Soze wrote:
We plan on nuking most of Europe quickly. Starting with Chermany to
eliminate PIK, then on to france.

(I'll bet you thought france would be first, didn't you.)

<aside to Dr. Bill: let me know when the wind is blowing away from you>



Posted by Gort on January 18th, 2005


Maria wrote:
It IS obvious that THEIR god isn't supporting their behavior.



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Posted by chrisv on January 18th, 2005


Maria wrote:

*plonk*


Posted by rapskat on January 18th, 2005


chrisv wrote:
Pussy.



Posted by tab on January 18th, 2005


Why do they ask me for donations?
When Bush donates, he is using the people's money.
I pay my taxes, which goes into the people's money.
So I have already donated.

Posted by Dr. Bill on January 18th, 2005


Maria wrote:
Quick! Nuke PIK now!, wind is blowing well, but changing north,
http://weerkamer.nl/
those french (lucky bastards), must wait until tomorrow, or use a neutron
bomb!
http://www.manuelsweb.com/neutronbomb.htm



Posted by *****General on January 18th, 2005


<snip>

The devastating effects of the recent tsunami which laid waste large areas
of Indonesia have brought surprisingly positive side-effects, a US military
analyst claimed last week. Speaking at Jakarta's The War Against Terror
(TWAT) conference yesterday, Col Jeb Bush noted: "The CIA estimates that 10
per cent of a predominantly Muslim population are potential terrorists. If
the tsunami killed 100,000 people in Indonesia alone, then that has taken
out 10,000 suicide bombers who would inevitably have caused another 9/11, or
at the very least done some serious damage to a couple of cars in central
Baghdad."
Jakarta TWAT has not been as heavily publicized as the main Tsunami Donors'
Conference that is currently also taking place in the Indonesian capital.
The attendees of TWAT include many committed democracies such as Azerbaijan,
Jordan and Pakistan.

In a later discussion, a speaker from the Indonesian Interior Ministry
confirmed Col Bush's assertions. Maj Gen Susilo BamBam Yudho said that the
tsunami had effectively drowned any Aceh hopes for separation from
Indonesia. The Free Aceh Movement (Gerakan Aceh Merdeka, or GAM) has been
leading an armed resistance since 1976 against the state. But, said Maj Gen
Yudho, the Indonesian army could never compete with the complete destruction
carried out by the tsunami - even after years of committed training in
places such as East Timor. GAM was last year reported to have hosted
al-Qaeda training camps which had been targeted for a visit by US stealth
aircraft and helicopter gunships bearing airborne death "as soon as we're
done in with Iran and Syria", as one grim-faced Marine commander put it.

Though the TWAT conference concentrated on global Islamic terrorism, a
delegate from the Sri Lankan Army Intelligence sought to widen the
geographic impact to encompass non-Muslim world-wide separatist movements.
Dr Muttiah Muralitharan reminded delegates that Hindu members of the Tamil
Tigers pioneered the popular suicide-bombing technique, and that many of
them had also died in the tsunami. "The Sri Lankan army's job has been
simplified massively," he said with a wry smile.


Posted by A Nengineer on January 18th, 2005


Keyser Soze wrote:
Of course the fact that the donations by Americans, both public and
private, absolutely DWARFS the efforts of the rest of the world put
together doesn't mean diddly-sh*t to a twit like you.

Commies are so predictable.

Posted by A Nengineer on January 18th, 2005


Keyser Soze wrote:

I thought that the evident compassionate multi-culturalism of the
European community leaves Europe "terror-proof".

Sure, you're going to have some terror cells operating there, and maybe
you'll lose a Dutch filmmaker or two, but that's a small price to pay
for "peace," now isn't it, Mr. Chamberlain?

Posted by Diogenes on January 18th, 2005


tab wrote:
Boy, /YOU/ make a lousy Socialist! I'll bet you're not even a Democrat.



Posted by Brian G on January 18th, 2005


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A Nengineer wrote:
It is therefore MOST UNFORTUNATE that the government of America has designed
to create mayhem, damage, carnage, confusion and corruption throughtout the
rest of the world - so, it's only fair that both the people of America (who
elected their government) and the American Goverment should pay for all the
damage that you/they have done. Don't you agree?

Aplogies to the 48% of Americans that DIDN'T vote for 'Brush' (sorry Bush,
but he really is as dull as a brush ain't he?) - you really should try and
get the 52% that did vote for 'Brush' to pay your bit.

American capitalism is sh*t



Posted by Maria on January 18th, 2005


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Brian G wrote:
No wonder you added that ^^^^

I'd be embarrassed too if I showed my ignorance like you have. Tell me, did
you just copy that from the MoveOn.org page?



Posted by chrisv on January 18th, 2005


Some idiot forging rapskat wrote:

Rapskat isn't an OE-using idiot, idiot.


Posted by John Holmes on January 18th, 2005


Maria came up with this:

Maria, I wanna date you.

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-John Holmes-

"It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch..."


















Posted by Brian G on January 18th, 2005


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Maria wrote:
Not at all embarassed, why should I be?

The fact is it is most unfortunately true that America is perceived in a
great part of this world to be nothing but antagonists - and that is a fact
an NOT fiction. Even though a great many of the American population have
hearts of gold - you are lions lead by a donkey - and as I have said, that
is perceived throught a great part of this planet.

This so called leader, that barely a majority of the American people voted
for, is totally ignorant to what goes on in the rest of the world - it's his
advisors that are pushing the buttons - Bush unfortunately lacks the
intelligence.

Whilst 9/11 was a tragic disaster for the American people, the reaction to
it has SPREAD terrorism, and it is going to get worse if Bush decides to
invade Iran next - yes, forget the denials, that is what he is planning - so
more needless killing, more American bodybags, more innocent people killed.

I realise that this is Off-Topic to the original thread, but some of the
words that Condo Rice has been spouting off ring rather hollow to my ears.

By the way, until you mentioned it, I had never heard of the MoveOn.org
page - must have a look at it some time.



Posted by Tasty raw giblets on January 18th, 2005


begin Maria piddled around and finally wrote:

I know I do. Budweiser's stock went way up when it happened. 3 weekends and
100+ cases of beer between 6 of us.

Posted by Keyser Soze on January 18th, 2005


A Nengineer wrote:
Glorifying a disaster as a wonderful opportunity to show the generosity
of the ameriKKKans at the expense of the 170,000++ dead sure does
"DWARF", how much did you say again.

Gee, cunt, you couldn't have bought that amount of publicity for
ameriKKKan generosity on the back of so many dead, could you, eh?

Can you now perhaps explain how you were too stupid not to have
seen that blatantly glaring faux pas on behalf of the ameriKKKan people.
And the dumb biatch hasn't even made Secretary of State yet.

And one of her earlier thrusts was fuckin' 'diplomacy' of all things, you
useless
cunt.

Deal with that above first, I'll come to your fucked up ameriKKKan
predictability on your next post.

--
Some Big Cunt




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