Apparently David Blane (The pain in the glass) has just quit after he
discovered that 44 days would not be enough to set a new record for
doing fuckall in a box, as the current holder is Emile Heskey with 4
years 3 months.

"Got any more eggs, mate ?"
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Parent: news:bjtbtq$m3v55$1@ID-105330.news.uni-berlin.de
Earlier slumpy [me3@privacy.net] uttered:
and you created this because

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andy@[/unmunge/]supersheep.org

......yawn...........must have read this 100x this week.....

Thought you were more original,ya slippin' fella.

He's still in his box, live on Sky.


On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 21:56:45 +0100, in
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slumpy scrawled:

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"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as DaveG continued:

Oh well, that's life.
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"slumpy" <me3@privacy.net> wrote in message
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I had to do a Google search to find out who Emile Heskey is, so I wasn't
able to giggle until four minutes after reading your message. But then I
did. I guess the first photo on this page
http://football.guardian.co.uk/galle...795786,00.html "spot the
ball" gave me all the explanation I needed.

Regards,
Ian.

"slumpy" <me3@privacy.net> wrote in message
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But you redeemed yourself with the "eggs".
Bucket of golf balls and a 9 iron would be better!

DG.

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Ionizer continued:

Apologies but I did add the UK bit ;-)
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"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as °Mike° continued:

He's out of his box, off his tree and one sandwich short of a picnic.
And a pain in the ass.

"Stick a label on the box and send him home, by sea."
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On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 22:38:18 +0100, in
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slumpy scrawled:

He's a yank. <EG>

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"slumpy" <me3@privacy.net> wrote in message
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What makes you think we want him back?

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as bb3 continued:

Ah, you see, we may have the wrong impression here. Would he have been
pelted with eggs, and have a guy cooking burgers 24/7 underneath him ?
Would he be seen as an icon, or a wanker ? The general impression is
that you would see what he is doing as an acheivement, where we view it
as showing off and taking himself too seriously.
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"slumpy" <me3@privacy.net> wrote in message
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He's a/an (insert insult here) no matter where he is.

"bb3" <b_b_3@REMOVEhotmail.com> wrote in message
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Yeah,but all that 'magic' he does,it gets him lots of pussy.

DG.

A hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail & pointed ears, probably
arboreal in it's habits: slumpy stated for the record...

<snip>

Rather fine article in Thursday's Grauniad about him - apparently the poor
deluded Houdini wannabe is also having to endure the <ahem> hardship of
having plucky London lasses flashing him in their lunchbreak... good on yer,
gels, keep it up, what..? ;-)

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as slylittlei continued:

/makes note to have lunch on Tooley Street on monday ;-)
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