AOK <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> Thou young foolish sapling. Thou
fool-born, stagnant gnat. Thou vain fellow false. Thou hairy runagate.
Ye pattered and ye asseverated:

Words such as wretched, petty, contemptible, fawning, grovelling, hopeless,
pitiful and woeful do not adequately describe the persistent patheticism of
AOK (Olympiada), or whatever her name is, so there's only one thing for
it...

But first, a quote from our esteemed FNVW, Mister Personality himself,
Pinku-Sensei...

"Campaigning for an award is a k00ksign."

I hereby nominate AOK (Olympiada), or whatever her name is, for the
prestigious Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award. Utterly fucking
pathetic.

Anyone for seconds?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:0409ia$hqt$y@innocuous-happy-canyon.co.uk...
Salad.

What a pair of the same thing!

AOK <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> Thou serpent heart. Thou onion-eyed,
spider-legged don worm. Thou great-siz'd coward. Thou notorious-bawd. Ye
imputed and ye grouched:

Free clue #1: You would not know humour of any kind, even if it rammed a
size 18 hob-nail boot up your quoit, sent shooting pains up your spine
and caused both your eyes to pop out and loll around on your cheekbones.

Free clue #2: Claiming sarcasm post facto indicates your utter failure at
said sarcasm.

Free clue #3: What you were doing, what you were saying, or what point you
were making, is as irrelevant as you are. If any k0oKologist takes anything
you write and forges it, takes it out of context, misquotes it and uses it
in evidence against you then the only thing that counts is whether or not
other k0oKologists find it funny and, preferably, entirely at your expense.

Free clue #4: For the umpteenth time... I do not give a fuck.

Free clue #5: Did you read all the accusations and allegations you have made
against other people?

Free clue #6: If someone did not read it then it necessarily follows that
the first time they read it will not be the next time they read, viz if you
haven't done something once, you can't do it again.

Free clue #7: See Free clue #4.

Free clue #8: Delusion does that, so I hear.

Free clue #9: A k0oK is what you are. Nothing more, nothing less.

Again? Well, in that case, this may soon be yours too...

Tony Sidaway "Drama Queen" Award

For those logically consistent persons who leave Usenet for ever, rather
more often than the Cabal's rules require. It isn't necessary to leave
Usenet for ever three times in a single week to win this award, but it
helps. Operatic flouncing of other kinds, including unprovoked meltdowns and
ridiculous ranting may also lead to a nomination for this award. Named after
Drama Empress Tony Sidaway.

Someone else will have to nominate you for it because I've got you down for
a well-deserved Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award that I would
have to withdraw first, which I will not do. Really, just how pathetic are
you to refer to your child as "the offspring" and spend all your waking
moments getting the fucking crap beaten out of you on usenet instead of
doing what normal parents do for their "offspring"? You know, at least look
after their basic needs?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Troia <troia.legata@gmail.removethis.com> Thou fen-sucked haught
insulting man. Thou bootless contemptuous base-born callet. Thou turd.
Thou has no more brain than mine elbows Ye chin wagged and ye ranted:

Wassup?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

loathe people who think they know better than other people on how to
raise children when they have none of their own they admit too. All my
waking moments?
I hope you feel better about yourself today. You are very good at
hooking people. I hope that brings you much satisfaction and fulfillment.
AOK

AOK <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> Thou carbonado. I have seen
drunkards do more than this in sport. Thou counter-caster. Thou
greasy-haired, shrill-gorged recreant. Ye irrupted and ye fretted:

No. Here, have yet another clue that you won't comprehend:

alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Highly doubtful.

Jealousy's a curse, dearie.

The number of my children is on record. Google is that way --->

Your surreptitious leap from passive to active was not as surreptitious as
you may have supposed, you club-footed oaf.

Yeah, suuuure you do.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Mowe Z. Slowley <slowley@TreeEnt.org> Thou bolting hutch of beastliness.
Thou base foul stone falsely set. Thou flip-flop. Thou snapper-up of
unconsidered trifles. Ye bawled out and ye wallowed:

Oh, you're still single.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

AOK <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> Thou pale hard-hearted wench. Thou
idol of idiot-worshippers. Thou foul blot. Thou manky, greasy-haired
bedlam brainsick duchess. Ye penned and ye grated:

Request for Formosa ruling, please.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

Panchen Lama Basri al-Harbi wrote:
'still' is inoperative.

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
good for you.

I ain't in your krew guys, but IAWTP

--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.

....attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

AOK <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> Thou mongrel. Thou alcoholic,
conceited unmannered dog. Thou wicked'st caitiff on the ground. Thou
bankrupt, slovenly nut with no kernel. Ye lectured and ye yelped:

Irrespective of what the FNVW decides about my request for a Formosa ruling,
I will have no further part in this game of charades. If the ruling is
granted, you may find that alt.usenet.kooks becomes a safe place for you to
post in. Go in peace.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:

IAWTP, this one should be ignored.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Markem <markem(sixoneeight)@hotmail.com> Thou woolsack. Thou
loggerheaded, puny polecat. Thou flipper. Thou bloodsucking, jaded
fashion-mongering boy. Ye sent out and ye ejaculated:

Who said the clues were for the benefit of the clue resistant?

Print your clue out, dip it in high octane petroleum, roll it up tight,
shove it up your arse and set a match to it.

I don't do requests so you're just going to have to make it happen, eh, you
impotent little fuck on a stick.

Now it's your turn for a clue...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why on earth would I want to do that after you just kindly volunteered to
take her place, tardboy? Hmmm?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> Thou giggler. Thou pus-filled,
ape-like one whose grossness little characters sum up. Thou revolting
sweet sink. Thou pernicious jackslave. Ye inveighed and ye groaned:

In light of the request to the FNVW for a Formosa ruling, and in
consideration of my having no desire to further particpate in the ragging of
the woman in question, this nomination is withdrawn.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:20:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nntp.news@gmail.com> got double secret probation because:

JEBUS fuck that was not some tard trollin'?

I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself
suddenly made me reply to Kadaitcha Man:
Despite my own position (you just watch, I'm going to be right;-{P})
that the Asshole Exception should apply to her, Pinku-Sensei has already
given her Formosa protection for at least the next few months. That is,
unless he has changed his mind. My advice to AOK is: Keep dancing, it's
funny.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! Kallisti!!! mhm 29x21; Chung Convict #78
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA
COOSN-029-06-71069

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.1 70>

Email popesnarky *at* gmail.com
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join

"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
<Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02>

"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607.556401.25070@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups. com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant

"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous

"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810.937331.31980@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

You're fighting a Spam Witch

You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make
your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and
show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her
charms . . .

She gets the jump on you.

She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she
says. Dear god, the horror. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

You lose 17 hit points. (bad spelling damage) -- The Kingdom of Loathing

TransWench <popesnarky@meow.org> Thou lecherous. Thou jolthead. Thou
lackey. A most pathetical nit. Ye chattered and ye poured out:

Hope springs eternal. It's never happened before so why the optimism now?

I went right through my archives the other day when you hinted at that but I
could not find anything related. I made certain to go through posts from
both FNVWs. Have you got the MID?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in news:gwd0ei$zuz$x@rough-
mushmelons.org.jp:

Granted. I came to this conclusion a couple of days ago, but then I had
network problems so I couldn't post my decision. After reading about AOK'S
issues with PTSD, depression, and hypervigilance and her issues with other
posters on ssbb and alt.gothic, I thought she was too vulnerable to be
poked. I also came to the conclusion that, even if she weren't unhealthy,
she came to AUK with the wrong motivations. We (tinw) are here for
recreational kookology, which does include rough fun at the kooks expense,
but not for personal revenge (alt.revenge is that way ------> and it's full
of mean borderline kooks), protection from kooky abuse (news.admin.net-
abuse.* is in the other direction from alt.revenge), or especially bounty
hunting (alt.true-crime and alt.law.enforcement are on the other side of
alt.revenge). She also didn't have the patience to learn the local culture
of AUK, which did her no favors.

What does this mean for AOK? Not only can she not be nominated for an
award (her nomination for PAP is now rejected--KM you are now free to
nominate someone else), she can't nominate, second, or vote.

This completes this offishul announcement.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK

Friendly Neighborhood Pollster <pollster@netcabal.com> Thou metal of
india. Thou rogue. Thou fearful-flying hare. Down, down to hell, and say
I send thee thither. Ye reproached and ye fussed:

Thank you.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

On 23 Feb 2007, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> posted some
news:n7d73c$ter$g@king-sized-gongas.net:

Aye, a foin 'en honorable thing ye did laddie.