This newsgroup has little or no purpose,
is not worth reading, and no one here has
a clue about anything. But, if you insist on
still reading it, here are some warnings
as to what you can expect. See below
for links to random web sites that
should prove useless to everyone who
isn't already a deranged fuckwit.

First, this NG is not your ISP (Incredibly
Stupid Place). No matter how screwed-up
your ISP can be, this NG is always worse.
This group is one of the thousands of
poorly conceived newsgroups found on
USENET (Unnecessary System Enabling
Numbskulls Easy Transmissions). Since
this is not the helpdesk of your ISP, no one
knows your account number, password,
bellybutton diameter, or if you are wearing
dirty underpants on your head (which is common
when posting to this NG). We (tinw) don't even
know what day it is or why dogs don't mind
licking their own asses. For this kind of information,
do a web search or seduce a dog for the answers.

While posting, don't eat HTML
(Hot Tangy Meatballs and Linguini)
or you're likely to mess-up your monitor
and get red sauce stains all over the keyboard.
Use plain text to post, if you can find any.
(There's a plain text shortage in the world today,
so good luck, you pitiful goomers.)

DO NOT POST IN ALL CAPS. This makes
you look like an illiterate hillbilly who SCREAMS a
lot due to ear and brain damage from drinking
too much toxic, home-made corn whiskey.
Most people and some other species who
post here have trouble forming complete
sentences, spelling correctly, punctuating (especially
with regard to semicolons), knowing when to capitalize
letters and words, expressing coherent thoughts or
understandale questions, and setting their time zones
correctly. Therefore, if you are literate and respect logic,
please try to dumb down your syntax and stifle your thought
processes to ensure the low standards we have come to
expect, enjoy, and reward -- such as bottom-posting "LOL" in
response to a 300-line post of gerbil-level meanderings, or
asking how to make your own newsgroup.

Things that make no difference in this group:
calling people filthy, repugnant names for no
apparent reason; attaching business cards,
animated gifs, or Lesbian videos to posts;
testing...testing...testing; and advertising services
or products -- *especially* penis-extension devices!
Sure, a few pushy goody-two-shoes will
threaten to turn you in to your ISP for doing these things.
Just ignore such anal-retentive, chronic masturbators.
Do whatever you want because USENET has no rules,
and this NG has no charter, no FAQ, and discourages
common decency in favor of the senseless, porcine
ramblings of boorish, immature, drooling shitbrains.

If you ask for advice in this NG, you are seriously
confused and masochistic. The answers you
get, if any, will either be inept or purposely
slanted to cause damage to your computer so
that you will eventually burst into tears of frustration
and desperation. Ha...Ha...Ha......there's nothing
funnier than a pathetic cry-baby newbie goomer
who is gullible enough to ask to be savagely
corn-holed by total strangers!


NOW FOR THOSE USELESS LINKS
I PROMISED YOU (SOME DON'T
EVEN WORK!):

http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/hil/hil-8026.html

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creature.../staypuff.html

http://www.eskimo.com/~gburlin/restore/uncirc.txt

http://www.xylemltd.com/

http://www.expage.com/page/dagandnorb

http://www.tractors2000.com/row-trac...ow-tractor.jpg

http://www.oldhousechronicle.com/arc.../doorbell.html

http://www.randomviolins.org/~dwap/academia/learn.htm

http://www.oie.int/fr/maladies/fiches/f_A130.htm

http://www.yogajournal.com/practice/223.cfm

http://www.addasize.com/testimonials.html

http://www.get-a-longer-penis.com/pe...nhancement.htm

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grangle wrote:
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"@}-}-------Rosee" <!!GigAntiCBoSomS!!@Nip..com> wrote in message
news:Xns955FDF8A2469Eroseeneener@216.196.97.140...
never under-estimate the power of free entertainment...

-a|ex

On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 19:40:04 -0700, in
<V-SdnZaXc7eOidzcRVn-ug@giganews.com>
grangle scrawled:

But at least it doesn't SUCK, like....

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It is alleged that sometime during Thu, 09 Sep 2004 21:58:31 -0500,
@}-}-------Rosee wrote this:

Hello, Rosee! I've not been around for awhile, how are you? :-)

Er..no, you don't live on the hill & your name ain't Billy!

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It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:49:21 -0500,
@}-}-------Rosee wrote this:

Been helping a friend to sort things out ;-)

Hm..it seems I don't understand "the delicate lanquage of 'hillbilly'."

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On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:49:21 -0500, @}-}-------Rosee wrote:

I'll larn 'im. <beg>

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On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 17:30:21 -0500, @}-}-------Rosee wrote:

So, I should use the little mallet instead of the big one? <g>

"For every job, there is the proper tool."

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It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 11:27:04 -0500, Mara
wrote this:

You're gonna larn me hillbilly, eh?

<snip>

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On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 23:53:03 +0100, sqool wrote:

Shore. Git over here.

"I seen yer sig, kiddo. "

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On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:06:42 -0500, @}-}-------Rosee wrote:

I have the "Mara Special set" - the graduated series of 10.

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It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 17:56:39 -0500, Mara
wrote this:

Awrite me ol' china, give us a mo' to put on a dicky dirt, slip on me
whistle & flute, & leg it dahn the apples & pears. I'll get me jam jar &
drive dahn the frog & toad, musn't go to fast as I don't want the sweeny
todd thinking I'm a tea leaf & nickin me! Have a nice cup of rosie waitin
for me willya!

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AAAYYYEEEE!

You know why redneck murders are so damn hard to solve, dontya?

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On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:49:21 -0500, @}-}-------Rosee wrote:

Well:

1.) theyr DNA is all the same.

2.) theyrs' no dental records. ;-Þ

It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 17:52:09 -0500, Mara
wrote this:

A mallet? Oh now wait a minute, I mean if you want to practice
your golf swing, there's a driving range just down the street....

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It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:06:42 -0500,
@}-}-------Rosee wrote this:

It's a conspiracy I tells ya!!

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It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:13:53 -0500, Mara
wrote this:

Oh yeah, & I bet they're numbered & come with cute head covers &....WTF am
I saying?

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On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 00:35:44 +0100, sqool wrote:

Looks great.

Now, what the hell IS it?!? LOL!

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On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 00:38:22 +0100, sqool wrote:

Now *there's* a thought - using a big weighted mallet instead of a golf club to
drive off of the Tee. That would help my distance problem, wouldn't it?

"I always could hit it straight, just not terribly far."

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It is alleged that sometime during Sat, 11 Sep 2004 18:45:13 -0500, Mara
wrote this:

Uh...yeah, well sorta...

Distance comes later!

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On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 00:38:55 +0100, sqool wrote:

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, and you just came back. So, I
think I'll use the mallets to play the marimba instead.

"HAH! Weren't expecting *that,* were ya?"

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