fitwell, <NoSpam@NoJunkMail.com>, the stinking, tossing builder, and trainer
of circus slugs, emitted:
/PROFILE ON/
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: fitwell <NoSpam@NoJunkMail.com>
Statistics:
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Approximate word count: 129
Punctuation: 10 full stop(s)
Punctuation: 4 comma(s)
Punctuation: 0 exclamation mark(s) [multiples not counted]
Punctuation: 0 question mark(s) [multiples not counted]
Primary keywords: 5
Secondary keywords: 5
*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
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Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences. fitwell is fastidious,
or capricious, or obsessive, or all three. Analysing message for propensity
to be highly immoral and potentially violent. Also analysing for disposition
to be generally not a nice person.
*** MANIA ALERT ***
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fitwell used only basic punctuation (., ?, !) a total of 10 times in 129
words. This person is grossly illiterate, has a totally disorganised mind
and is probably prone to express feelings of being a burden due to
associated long-term mental illness, diminished quality of life, and greatly
increased health care costs, as well as being likely to display a narrowing
of his personal repertoire in patterns of alcohol use, such as tendencies to
drink alcohol in the same way on weekdays and weekends, irrespective of
social constraints that determine appropriate drinking behaviour.
Performing analysis on keywords:
Primary Keyword: "possible"
Primary Keyword: "afternoon"
Primary Keyword: "emailing"
Primary Keyword: "possible"
Primary Keyword: "technical"
Secondary Keyword: "route"
Secondary Keyword: "again"
Secondary Keyword: "better"
Secondary Keyword: "frame"
Secondary Keyword: "found"
Anticipate fitwell to have poor or decreased judgment, problems with
abstract thinking and constantly misplacing things or putting them in
inappropriate places.
fitwell is predisposed to never have a one-night stand while on a holiday.
Expect fitwell to be inclined to display a narrowing of his personal
repertoire in patterns of alcohol use, such as tendencies to drink alcohol
in the same way on weekdays and weekends, irrespective of social constraints
that determine appropriate drinking behaviour.
fitwell is susceptible to be in love with his over-valued supreme
self-worth.
Expect fitwell to be a crusading critic, though of less than mediocre
capability himself.
fitwell conforms to Schizotypal personality disorder with Factitious subtype
tendencies.
fitwell is likely to be employed as a person employed to wake up nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, or as a maker of the mash-vats.
Phrases to describe fitwell:
Quacking, pale-faced, stuffed door-to-door salesman; scribbling,
self-righteous, sebaceous pickled herring eater; driveling, ghoulish,
bacterial boong moll.
Recommended accusations:
Emotionally paralysed; panic-stricken; ineffectual.
Motivations:
To keep himself excited and occupied. To prove his strength and resist
weakness. To be the centre of attention.
Questions and expected responses for fitwell:
Question 1: The phone rings during sex. Do you answer it?
Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to descend into acute stress
disorder when he experiences or sees an event involving a threat or actual
death, serious injury or another kind of physical violation to another
individual.
Question 2: Do you still get very bad anal itching? Perhaps you have worms?
Expected Response: Signs of tendency to go out of control, into erratic mood
swings and manias of compulsive actions.
Question 3: Have you ever had sex in the back seat of a car?
Expected Response: Highly likely to display rigidity and stubbornness.
End psychological profiling for fitwell
--
Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com>
gets a taste of his own medicine and squeals: "You
pathetic fag, you have to not only typo pounce but
edit it out of context. What a fucking lame ass bitch."
