"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian continued:

Get a couple of hunting rifles, some chain, a lighter and several gallons of
petrol. Soak yourself in the petrol, chain yourself to the sign and start
taking pot-shots at anything that moves. When the police arrive, light
yourself, and I guarantee the media will be there pretty bloody quickly.
That'll make them sit up and take note, I can tell you.
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slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy