sparkle, <spam@spam.no.not.spam>, the bouffant, sweptback fop, and performer
on the harp, inveigled:

Grip it by the head and pretend it's a bullwhip.

Do you suck cock? Do you swallow?

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
I don't agree with this poast, the AXE and the AXE only!
http://www.diac.com/~ekwall2/info/mike.jpg

"Dr. Bill" <bill_dctrREMOVETHIS@yahoo.com> wrote:

When I was a kid, my dad used to string them up by their feet then
insert a knife in their gullet. He'd let them hang and flop around
until they bled out.

Then there was plucking the feathers. He'd boil a large cauldron of
water and dip the entire bird (unfortunately, I don't remember exactly
how long) after which the feathers pulled out easily.

Richard Evans wrote:
Chop their head off, let them walk off for a while, one fucking rooster once
made it through the fence. I had to beat him with my clog, otherwise he was
still running ;-)
20 seconds in hot water will do!

pcbutts1 wrote:
Crossposting unsnipped! You top-poasting twat!