John Holmes, <nospam@fuckithard.com>, the fake, schoolboyish herbivore, and
seller of common weeds, exclaimed:

Lead shot was a big problem for pigeons. There was nothing quite like
sucking hard on a pigeon ribcage to get the shot out. However my dad solved
the problem by soaking millet in a tiny amount of whiskey; the pigeons would
stagger around and fall over, drunk, making them easy to pick up. "Methode
Doug" had the double benefit of marinading the pigeons from the inside out.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:b8ff00581aa14fec99eae0b1e4cb9269@you.spotted-haggard-galley-slave.net...

Oohh ,naughty boy !

me, <me@here.com>, the drupaceous, totaled fool, and employee responsible
for removing impurities from cups of tea, groused:

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Congratulations. You fell for the obLame trap.