Peter T. Breuer, <ptb@lab.it.uc3m.es>, the buzzing, avaricious frat house,
and herbalist, banged out:
Fuck, Shit, Piss, Hell, Cunt, Pussy, Tits, Ass. Mother Fucker, Son of a
Bitch, Nigger, Bastard, Bitch, Whore, Balls, Cum, Damn, Holy Shit, Holy
Fuck, Holy Mother Fucker, Hard-on, Corn-hole, butt-fuck, Chink, Kike, Cock
sucker, Clit, Nuts, Fuck face, Blow job, Header, God Damn, Screw, Trailer
Trash, Fucked up, Fart, Snot, Bugger, Jerk-off, Prick, Dick, Peter, Jew boy,
Slut, Fag, Queer, Shit, Ass, Dumb Ass, Dyke, Nigger lover, Nigger hater,
Ass-hole, gook, gooner, Arse, Bloody, Spick, Tramp. Pork sword, godamn,
bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit, dingleberry, piss, piddle,
leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable, dropping a load, ass, booty,
hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazooms, knockers,
knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels,
rocks, stones, ballbag, jism, come, shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks,
pearl necklace, crabs, dose, syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber,
gasket, french, tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump,
cut, bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up, putout,
dipyourwick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop your cookies,
bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream, piece of ass, nookie,
poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole,
hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob, snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded
clam, furburger, tuna, taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole,
merkin, mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, boy in the
boat, man in the, canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the
cotton pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on, bone-on, boner, stiff,
piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls, lovers nuts, cunt
struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole, little brown eyeball,
bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck, backdoor, bite the brown, sugar
bowl pie, mustard, road, up the old dirt road, hershey highway, fudge
packer, pound cake, finger fuck, dry hump, cop a feel, tit fuck, french
fuck, one man band, hand job, french job, blow job, head job, rim job, hum
job, pipe job, suckoff, give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a
doodle, go down on, dive, moustache ride, sit on one's face, yodeling in the
gulley, sixty-nine, seventy-one, sixty-eight, golden showers, around the
world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster fuck, group
grope, gang bang, circle jerk, well hung, dick, prick, dork, dong, tong,
doniker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork, pecker, peter,
prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint,
piece, gun, meat, beef, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, tallywacker,
middle leg, short arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube
steak, pink pencil, bald headded mouse, trouser snake, one eyed monster, one
eyed wonder worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
pounding, your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a tug,
beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the moon, pocket
pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot, quiff, dyke, diesel
dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood, rough trade, eat me, fuck you,
up your ass, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, shove it,
ram it, jam it, cram it, sit on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on,
get it up, mother fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer,
cocksman, scatfan, peckerhead, fuck up, ball breaker, ball, buster, a real
pisser, cock teaser, cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass, shit
heel, douchebag, motherstrapalonian, fuck trophy, cunt nugget, fleshloaf,
cunt dropping, walking sperm, infestation, anklebiter, booger-eater,
bratzilla, crib lizard, crotchcricket, crotchfruit, crumbcruncher, crumb
grinder, fartling, floormonster, goldensprog, hell spawn, kinderwhore,
nipplecrunchers, nose miner, pussfruit, shit factory, sperm 'n egg omlette,
sproglodyte, snotmonster, ball buster, bearded, beating the bishop, beef
beef, eyes, bust your nuts, clam, french tickler, get your rocks off, hand
job, hell spawn, injection, jam it, man in the canoe, middle leg, mongolian
cluster mother fucker, moustache, ride, muff dive, mustard road, on the rag,
one eyed monster, pencil, pink pipe job, pounding your pud, rough rubber,
factory, short, arm, skin, flute, trade, tuna taco, up your ass, up your
arse, wet dream, yodeling in the gulley, pearl necklace, boy in the boat,
little brown eyeball, up your arse, shitarse, Aaron's Rod, Adam's Cave,
Altar of Love, Apples, Baby-Maker, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler,
Ballocks, Baloney, Banana, Bangers, Bat, Bathtub eel, Bayonet, Bean Tosser,
Bearded Blood Sausage, Beecham's Pills, Belly Buster, Belly Entrance, Belly
Ruffian, Bird, Bird's, Black Bess, Blade, Blue Vein Meatroll, Bluebeard's
Closet, Bone, Boo-Boos, Box, Broomstick, Brown Madam, Bull's Eye, Bum
Tickler, Bunny, Bush Beater, Bushy, Button Hole, Button-Hole Worker, Cabbage
Patch, Canal, Candle, Candle Holder, Carnal Stump, Carrot, Cat's Meat, Cave
of, Cavern, Cellar Door, Charlies, Cherries, Chestnuts, Chicken,
Child-Getter, Chink-Stopper, Chocha, Clangers, Cleft, Club, Clutch, Cock,
Cockpit, Cojones, Cookie, Coot, Cootch, Cooze, Corey, Coupler, Crack
Haunter, Cracksman, Cranny, Cranny Hunter, Creamstick, Crease, Crevice,
Crook, Crotch, Crumpet, Cubes, Culty, Dagger, Danglers, Dart of Love,
Dearest Member, Dicky, Dimple, Ding-Dong, Dinger, Dingle-Dangle, Dipstick,
Divine Scar, Dodaddy, Dolly, Donut, Dooflicker, Down-Leg, Dragon, Drain,
Dummy, Eel, Eel-Skinner, Eggs, End, Family Jewels, Family-Organ, Fiddle Bow,
Fish, Fish Tank, Fishing Rod, Flapper, Flytrap, Fool-Sticker, Foreman, Fort,
Frinding Tool, Front Window, Fucker, Fur, Furbox, Furrow, Gadget, Gap,
Gaper, Gardener, Gate, Giggle Stick, Giggling, Ginny, Girl-Street, Glands,
Goat-Milker, Goolies, Gooser, Gravy Maker, Gristle, Gully-Hole, Gut Stick,
Gut Wrench, Hair, Hair Splitter, Haircourt, Hairy Hot Dog, Hambone, Hanging
Johnny, Happy Valley, Harbor of Hope, Harmony, Heat-Seeking Moisture
Missile, Hill, histle, Hoe Handle, Hog Eye, Holy Porker, Honey-Hive,
Honey-Pot, Horn, Horse Collar, Hose, Hot Box, Hot Spot, Under the House,
Irish Fortune, Itching Jenny, Jack in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, Jemson,
Jerking Iron, Jigger, Jing Jang, Jockam, John, Johnnie, Johnny One-Eye,
Johnson, Joy, Joy Prong, Kanakas, Kidney Cracker, Kidney Wiper, King Member,
Knocker, Ladies' Delight, Ladies' Lollipop, Ladies' Treasure, Lance of life,
Life Preserver, Little Brother, Little Willie, Live Sausage, Liver Turner,
Lizard, Lobcock, Lobster, Lollypop, Long, Love, Love Dart, Love Gun, Lucy,
Lung Disturber, Mad Mick, Magic Wand, Man-Root, Marbles, Marrow Bone,
Marshmallows, Master John, Master of Ceremonies, Meat Hook, Member,
Merrymaker, Milkman, Mister Goodwrench, Mister Tom, Mouse, Muscle, Mutton
Dagger, My Body's Captain, Nards, Natural Scythe, Needle, Nimrod, Nippy,
Noodle, Old Blind Bob, One-Eyed Milkman, One-Eyed Night Crawler in the
Turtle-Neck, One-Eyed Trouser, One-Eyed Wonder, Pant Muscle, Pee-Pee, Pen,
Pendulum, Perch, Piccolo, Picklock, Pikestaff, Pile Driver, Pin, Pipe,
Pisser, Pistol, Plugtail, Plums, Pocket, Pocket Piccolo, Pointer, Poker,
Pole, Post, Pounders, Pride & Joy, Pud, Pudding, Pump Handle, Pup,
Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love, Quickening Peg, Quimstake, Ram, Ramrod, Raw
Meat, Reamer, Red Cap, Rocket, Rolling Pin, Rudder, Rupert, Russel the,
Salami, Sausage, Sceptre, Seeds, Sexing Piece, Shmock, Silent Flute,
Slashers, Spades, Spigot, Spike-Faggot, Spindle, Split-Rump, Spout, Spunk
Holders, Squirrel Food, St. Peter, Staff, Steak, Steaming Hot Kanga, Sting,
Stump, Sugar Stick, Sweater, Swingers, Sword, Tail Pin, Tally-Whacker,
Tassel, Tent Pig, The Bald-Headed Champ, Thing, Third Leg, Thistle,
Throbber, Throbbing Python of Love, Thursday, Tickle-Gizzard, Torch of
Cupid, Toy, Trap-Stick, Trouser Anaconda, Trout, Tube, Uncle Dick, Vomiting
Cobra, Wand , Wazoo, Weapon, Wedge, Whacker, Whip, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Willie,
Wingle, Wire, Wonder, Worm, Yang, Yard, Yosh, Zubrick, FUCK!, a bit of beef,
a bit of bouncy-bouncy, a bit of butt, a bit of cauliflower, a bit of
crumpet, a bit of cuddle, a bit of fat, a bit of flat, a bit of fork, a bit
of front door work, a bit of fun, a bit of hair, a bit of how's yer father,
a bit of it, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble, a bit of nookey, a bit of
pork, a bit of quimsy, a bit of raspberry, a bit of rough, a bit of
rumpty-tumpty, a bit of rumpy-bumpy, a bit of rumpy-pumpy, a bit of snug, a
bit of the other, a bit of skin, a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of
stiff, a bit of the old in and out, a dash up the channel, a knee trembler,
a little game of hide-the-sausage, a little o the one with tother, a little
one-on-one, a piece of crumpet, a poke in the whiskers, a poke through the
whiskers, a spot of Cupids archery, a spot hard breathing, a squeeze and a
squirt, accommodate, act of androgynation, act of darkness, act of
generation, act of kind, act of love, act of pleasure, act of shame, act of
sport, Adam-and-Eve it, adamise, afternoon delight, all the way, amorous
congress, amorous rites, ashes hauled, assault with a friendly weapon, at
it, baby-making love, bag, bag up, bag of coke, bait the hook, balaclava,
balling, balling the jack, balls eye, baloney hop, baloney ride, bam bam,
bananas and cream, bandicooting, bang away, bang like a shithouse door in a
gale, bang like a shithouse door in the wind, banging, banging away, Barrer
Moke, bash leather, basket making, bat up, bawdy banquet, bayonet drill,
BBQ'N, be intimate with, be with a woman, beanfeast, bear play, beast with
two backs, beat someone with the ugly stick, beating around the bush, beaver
shooting, bed someone, bed someone down, bed rite, bed sports, bedtime
story, bedwork, belly slapping, belly-bump, belly-bumping, belly ride,
belly-to-belly, belly warmer, bellying, belt, best and plenty of it, the,
between the sheets, big F, big number, big time, biological event, bisecting
the triangle, bit of beef, bit of bouncy-bouncy, bit of butt, bit of
cauliflower, bit of cuddle, bit of cunt, bit of ebony goodness, bit of fat,
bit of flat, bit of fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of hair,
bit of hard for a bit of soft, bit of meat, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit
of nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of rough, bit
of skinbit of snug, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of stiff, bit of the
old in and out, bit of the other, blanket hornpipe, block, blow off on the
groundsels, blow off the loose corns, bludgeon the flaps, board, boff,
boffing, boink, boinking, the bold thing, bone smuggling, bone-up, bone
dance, boning, bonk, bonking, boom-boom, bop, bopping, bore, bottom
knocking, bottom wetting, bounce in bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncing,
bouncy-bouncy, box step, box the compass, break a lance with, break a peter
on, break open the pie, breed, breeding, broad-jumping, buckwild,
buckwilding, bull session, bulling, bump and grind, bump bellies, bump
bones, bump fur, bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump uglies, bumping pussy,
bumping uglies, bunk-up, buried alive, burlap, bury face upwards, bury it,
bury the bishop, bury the bone, bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury
the hobbit, bury the salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, bush patrol,
bushwack, bust some booty, bust her out, butcher, butter and eggs, butter
the muffin, buttock ball, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttonhole work,
buzz, buzz the brillo, californicate, calk, cane, carnal acquaintance,
carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal knowledge, carnal pleasures,
carnival knowledge, carry-me-down, caterwauling, cut a side, cut a slice of
the joint, catch an oyster, cattle, cattle truck, caulk, cavaultcavaulting,
chafer, chamber combat, chamber games, change one's luck, changing your oil,
charge, charver, chauvering, chaver, check her oil, chimney sweep, christen
the yak, christening, chuck a tread, chuck, chunk, churn the butter, click,
clicket, climb, clubcock, cock up, cockstupration, coit, coition, coiture,
coitus, Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come about, come across, come
over, come to my bed and we'll practice parallel parking, coming and going,
commerce, concubitus, congress, conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal
relations, conjugal rites, conjugals, conjugate, connubial pleasures,
connubial relations, consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a
relationship, consummate a union, converse, cool out, copping, copula
carnalis, copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating, copulation, corking,
corking the onion, corn on the cob, couch, couch rugby, couple, coupling,
couple with, courtesy fuck, cover, crack it, crack the belly, cram,
cranberry dip, crawl, creaming the twinkie, cucumber rhumba, cuddle,
cuddle-my-cuddle, cully-shangycunting, Cupid's archery, cure the horn, curl
her tail, cush, cut off the joint, cutting a slice, cuzzie, daily, daily
mail, dance, dance in the sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the beginning
of the world, dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig, dance the
goat's jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the matrimonial polka,
dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's reel, dance the reels o' Bogie,
dance the sheets, dancing in the sheets, darb, dash in the bloomers, dash up
the channel, daub the brush, deed, deed of kind, deed of pleasure,
delivering the wood, dibble, dick dip, dicky dunk, dig in the wiskers, dig
out, dinky tickle, dip one's bill, dip the fly, dip the wick, dip your
stick, dip your stinger in the honey, dipping the wick, dirty deed, the,
dirty work at the crossroads, disappearing cane trick, the, discourse,
discussing Uganda, disporting oneself, dive in the dark, dive into the dark,
do, do a back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door action, do a
bit of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a dicky dick, do a dive in the dark, do
a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do horizontal exercises, do a kindness
to, do a leap, do a lewd infusion, do a line with, do a nifty, do an inside
worry, do an upright, do a perpendicular, do a push, do a rudeness to, do a
slide up the board, do a spread, do a tumble, do a woman's job for her, do
it, do me nasty, do miracles, do number three, do one's kind, do one's
office, do over, do slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do some nose
paintaing, do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable, do the bad
thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone dance, do
the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty, do the dirty deed,
do the dirty thing, do the divine work of fatherhood, do the do, do the
filth, do the grown-up thing, do the horizontal hula, do the horizontal
mambo, do the horizontal tummy bump, do the nasty, do the natural thing, do
the naughty, do the pussydo the rump-shaker, do the sex act, do the story
with someone, do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake boogey, do the
two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the wild thing, do
what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, doing the thang, doing the wild
thing, doinking, dock, dog, dog's match, dog's rig, doggy-dancing, doing a
perpendicular, doing it, Donald, Donald Duck, doodle, drill, drive, drive
into it, drive it home, drive it to home base, drives the meat bus into tuna
town, driving Miss Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drop
ones load, drop one's drawers, duelling bedsprings, dunk the dingus, dunk
the dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunk, dunking, dunking the love muscle,
Dutch treat, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself, edeapsis, eff, effing,
empty one's trash, engage in marriage joys, engage in three to one and bound
to lose, enjoy, enjoy a woman, enjoy a plaster of warm guts, enjoy a roll in
the hay, enjoy favors, entertain, entertaining royalty, erotic congress,
every night about this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange
flesh, exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo, exercise the
ferret, F, F-ing, F-word, face-to-face mating, fall backward, fall in the
furrow, fall to it, fast breathing, favor, feather bed jig, federating, feed
the bearded clam, feed the beever, feed the cat, feed the clam, feed the
dumb glutton, feed the dummy, feed the fish, feed the monkey, feed the
pussy, feed somebody's monkey, feeding the bearded clam, fenorking, ferk,
ferret, fettle, fickey fick, fidget the midget in Bridget, filling the box,
filling the juicebox, firk, firkin, first game ever played, fish supper,
fishing for kippers, fit, fit ends, fit end to end, fit pipes, fix her
plumbing, fix someone up, fizzing, flat dancing, flesh, flesh it, flesh
session, flimpflop, flop in, flop in the hay, fly-by-night, foining,
folk-dancing, fool around with, foot, foraminate, fore and aft, fork,
forking, fornicate, fornication, four-legged frolic, frail job, frat,
fraternize, fratting, free one's hips, Friar Tuck, frig, frigging, front
door work, fruit that made man wise, the, fuck-a Jesuit, fuckation, fuck by
the book, fuck one's brains out, fucking, fuckle, fugging, fulke, fun and
games, funch, funny business, furgle, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz
around, game of inches, gasp and grunt, gaying it, genital intercourse, get
a bellyful of marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get
a crumpet, get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over, get a
little, get a piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a shove in
your blind eye, get a snippet, get a wet bottom, get a wet one, get about
her, get at it, get between the sheets with, get buckwild, get busy, get
down to business, get down to it, get down with, get going, get hilt and
hair, get home, get horizontal, get hulled between wind and water, get into,
get into bed with, get into her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some
serious flesh, get into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get
into the pants of, get it off, get it off with, get Jack in the orchard, get
layed, get lucky, get mud for your turtle, get off the gun, get off with,
get on top of, get one's ashes hauled, get one's balls off, get one's banana
peeled, get one's chimney swept out, get one's cookies, get ones end away,
get one's end in, get one's end wet, get one's greens, get one's jollies,
get one's kettle mended, get one's leather stretched, get one's leg across,
get ones leg lifted, get ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts
cracked, get ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's
pole varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get shot in
the tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area, get some
ass, get some big leg, get some cold cock, get some crack, get some cunt,
get some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get someone into the cot, get
some leg, get some nookie, get some pussy, get some slickem on your
hangdown, get some soft leg, get some stuff, get some tail, get some trim,
get some quim, get some tweeze, get stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, get
the leg over, get the sugar stick, get the upshot, get there, get through,
get to home plate, get to it, get together with, get up the pole, get up the
yard, get wild, get your bean waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny
boiled, get your canoe shellacked, get your end away, get your end wet, get
your horns filed, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet, get your weiner
wet, getting a piece, getting bent, getting it on, getting laid, getting
ones end away, getting plugged, getting run, getting skins, getting some
skin, getting your end away, getting your leg-over, gift of one's body, give
a bit of hard for a bit of soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give
a hole to hide in, give a shot of leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot,
give hard for soft, give her a bit of the other, give her a past, give her a
length, give her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give her one,
give her the time, give him one, give it to someone, give juice for jelly,
give mutton for beef, give one a bone, give one a frigging, give one a jump,
give one a past, give one a screwing, give one a shot, give one a stab, give
one a tumble, give oneself to, give pussy a taste of cream, give soft for
hard, give some body, give someone the business, give someone the shaft,
give someone the works, give standing room for one only, give someone the
business, give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give the old man his
supper, give up one's treasure, give way, glazing the donut, go all the way,
go at it, go ballocking, go beard-splitting, go bed-pressing, go
belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go bum-tickling, go bum-working, go
bush-ranging, go buttocking, go cock-fighting, go cunny-catching, go
doddling, go doodling, go drabbling, go facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a
horizontal jog, go in and out like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go
leather-stretching, go like a belt-fed motor, go on bush patrol, go on the
loose, go on the stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go
quim-sticking, go rumping, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length,
go the limit, go the whole way, go through, go to bed with, go to
Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town, go to work with, go tromboning, go
tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her like a rat up a drain, go
upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat's jig, going all the way, going and
coming, going halvsies on an orgasm, going horizontal, gombo, goose, goose
and duck, grabbing some snatch, grafting, grant favors, grant the favor,
grasp and grunt, gratify someone's desires, grease the wheel, greasing the
pole, grind, grind it, grind one's tool, grinding, groan and grunt, ground
rations, growl and grunt, grumble and grunt, grummet, hailing, halve the
crack, hammer, hammering, hamming, handy-dandy, hanging at the Y, hard-assed
love, hard breathing, hava a banana with, have a bang, have a beef
injection, have a bottom-wetter, have a bit, have a bit of bum, have a bit
of cock, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of cunt, have a bit of fish, have
a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun, have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of
gutstick, have a bit of jam, have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have
a bit of pork, have a bit of rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split
mutton, have a bit of stuff, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer
cabbage, have a bit of tail, have a bit on the fork, have a blow through,
have a brush with the cue, have a cuddle, have a cut off the joint, have a
dash in the bloomers, have a double shot, have a fuck, have a good time,
have a good time with, have a hot roll with cream, have a joy ride, have a
jump with, have a knee trembler, have a live sausage for supper, have a
naughty, have a piece of ass, have a piece of tail, have a poke, have a
rattle, have a ride, have a roll in the hay, have a screw, have a slice off
the joint, have a shag, have a tumble, have a turn on one's back, have an
affair with, have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of, have coition,
have coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot pudding for supper, have
intimate relations with, have it away with, have it in, have it off, have it
off with, have one's banana peeled, have one's cut, have one's foul way
with, have ones greens, have one's oats, have ones way with, have one's will
with, have personal relations with, have relations, have relations with,
have sexhave sex with, have sexual relations, have sexual relations with,
have someone away, have the banana peeled, have union with, having a bit,
having it off, having sex, he-ing and she-ing, hide the ferret, hide the
Hooded Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the sausage, hide the weasel, hide the
wienie, hit on the fall, hit on the tail, hit skins, hit the kitten, hit the
sack with, hitting skins, hive it, hobble, hog, hole it, hole in one, home
base, home run, home plate, hone, honey fuck, hook up, hop in the saddle,
hop into bed with, hop into the horses collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on
the good foot, hop up and down, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing,
horizontal exercise, horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal jitterbug,
horizontal jogging, horizontal hula, horizontal mambo, horizontal
refreshment, horizontal relaxation, horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble,
horizontalize, hormone fix, horry, hose, hosing, hot beef injection, hot
lay, hot meat injection, hot roll with cream, hot tailing, huddle, hump,
humping, hump 'em and dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and bumpin', hunk of ass,
hunk of butt, huntch, impale, in copulo, in-and-in, in-and-out, in-and-out
jig, in coitu, in-out, in the box, in the hay, in the kip, in the sack, in
the saddle, in to the hilt, intercourse, interior decorating, interior
sledging, intimate relations, introduce Charlie, Charley, introduce the
captain, introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, Irish whist,
irrigate, involved with someone, it's naughty but nice, it takes two to
tango, jab, jack, Jack Horny, janney, jape, jazz it, jazz-fiddle, jeeping,
jig, jig-a-jig, jig-jig, jigga-jig, jiggady-jig, jiggery pokery, jiggle,
jiggling, jiggy-jig, jing-jang, jingle-jangle, jobbing, jock, Joe Buck, jog,
join giblets, join paunches, joining faces, jokum cloy, jolly ride, jolt,
jottle, jounce, juke, joy ride, juggle, jumble, jump bones, jump in the
sack, jump someone's bones, jump up and down, kick it with, knee trembler,
knick-knacking, knob it, knob-jockery, knobbing, knock, knock boots with,
knock it off, knock it out, knock off a piece, knocking boots, knocking the
bottom out, knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the
Biblical sense, labiate, labor leather, ladles' tailoring, lady feast, laid,
lame duck, lap clap, laps around the track, last act, last favor, last
compliment, last liberties, lay down, lay off with, lay out, lay pipelay
some pipe, lay somebody, lay the hip, lay the leg, lay the log, lay the
track, lay the wood, lay tube, lay your cane in a dusty corner, lay with the
moon, layed, leap, leap in the dark, leg business, leg over, leg sliding,
let's Adam-and-Eve it, lewd infusion, lib, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie
under, lie with, lift one's leg, lift the heels, light the lamp, limit, ling
grappling, lip work, little game of hide-the-sausage, lob in, lob it, lob it
up, lock in key, look at the ceiling, loose coat game, lose the match and
pocket the stakes, love work, lovemaking, lovins, low Greek, make a
statement in tail, make babies, make faces, make ends meet, make feet for
children's shoes, make feet for children's stockings, make it, make it with,
make love, make love to, make love with, make one grunt, make out, make out
with, make piggiesmake someone, make the beast with two backs, make the bed
springs creak, make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopee, making
a deposit, making a dogs match of it, making a hit, making bacon, making it,
making love, making out, making the beast with two backs, making whoopee,
manhandle, man-on-top, marital duty, marital relations, marital rughts,
marriage joys, mash the fat, match ends, match with, mate, mating, mate
with, matrimonial polka, mattress dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo,
mattress marathon, meat injection, meddle, mercy fuck, merry bout, mesh,
mess around, mess around with, mingle with, mish, mix one's peanut butter,
moll, monkey business, morner, mort douce, mount, mow, muddle, multiply and
be fruitful, mump, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries of Venus, naff,
naffing, nail, nail two bellies together, naked sinnasty, national indoor
game, national indoor sport, nature's duty, naughties, the, naughty but
nice, it's, naval engagement, negotiate the forested chasm, nest in the
bush, nether work, nick, nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night
exercises, night games, night physic, night work, nip, nob, nobble, nock,
nodge, nookey, nookey push-push, nooky, nookie, nub, nubbing, nug, nugging,
number three, nuptial rights, nurtle, oblige, oil change, old bald game, old
in and out, old in-out, old one two, the, old slap and tickle, on the job,
on the nest, one with the other, open one's legs, open up to, open your
legs, other, the, parallel parking, park the car in her garage, park the
pink cadillac, park the porpoise, park your yacht in hair harbor, party,
peel, peel one's best end, penetrate, penisize, penization, penovaginal
intercourse, personal relations, pestle, phallacise someone, phallactory
act, phallate, phallating, phallation, phutz, phutzing, piece of flesh,
pickle tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me, pickleville, piece of tail, pile,
pile-driving, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken, pity fuck, plank,
plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play at Adam and Eve, play at all
fours, play at cock in cover, play at fathers and mothers, play at in and
out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift the leg, play at stallions and
mares, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play at tops and bottoms, play at
up-tails-all, play at wriggle your navels, play belly-to-belly, play
bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play hide the bone, play hide the hamster, play
hide the salami, play hide the sausage, play hide the weenie, play in the
hay, play mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies, play night
baseball, play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the jack, play
rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the organ, play the
national indoor game, play the trombone, play the two-back game, play twenty
toes, play with, plonk, plough, ploughing, plough the back forty, ploughing
the furrow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug tail, plugging, pluke, plumb
her depths, plumbing, pocket the red, poke a stroke, poke in the whiskers,
a, poke the sushi, poke the yoke, poke through the whiskers, poking the
fire, poking, poking the bearded triangle, poking the pork pole, pole work,
poling, polish one's ass on the top sheet, pom-pom, poon, poonj, pop,
pop-a-choppop it in, porking, porking de ho, post a letter, poultice of warm
guts, pound, pound leather, pound the bedsheets, pound the mound, pound the
pork, practice parallel parking, prang, pray with the knees upwards, press
the flesh, prick-scouring, prig, prigging, prodprong, pudendal intercourse,
pudendal pleasures, pudendal symphony, pully hawly, pump, pumping, punch,
push in the bush is worth two in the hand, a, push in the truck, push-push,
pushpin, put and take, put four corners on the spit, put his snake through
her grass, put it in, put it in and break it, put it into, put it to, put it
to her, put it out of sight, put the boots to, put the blocks to, put the
boots, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed, putter in the
hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to bed, quelch, quiff, quiffing,
quim-sticking, quim-wedging, quimming, rake out, ram your rod, ramming,
ranlum scrantum, rantum scantum, rasher, rasp away, rattle, reeling in the
fish, regular trick, relations, rest and recreation, ride rantipole, ride
St. George, ride the bologna pony, ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus
into Tuna Town, ride the spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding
the baloney pony, riding the elephant trunk of joy, riding the nag, rifle,
ring snatching, rip her guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rites of
love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, roasting the broomstick, rock, rock
and roll, rock someone's world, rocking chair, rocks off, rodding, roger,
rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rolling about, romp, romping, rope a poke,
root, rooting, rootle, roust, rout, routing, rub-a-dub, rub bacons, rub
bellies, rub groins together, rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub,
rubbing bacons, rubbing uglies, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump work,
rump, rumping, rump-shaker, rump-splitting, rumple foreskin, rumpo,
rumpty-tumpty, rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, Russian duck, rutting, ryde,
sacrifice to Venus, sardsaw off a chunk, saw off a piece, scale, score,
score between the posts, score with, scrapping, screw one's head off, screw
the arse off, screw the ass off, screwing, scrog, scrump, scrumping,
scuttle, secret services, see, see a man about a dog, see the King, see
stars, seeing-to, service, sex act, sex job, sexercises, sexlove,
sexperience, sexpression, sexual act, sexual commerce, sexual communion,
sexual concourse, sexual congress, sexual conjunction, sexual embrace,
sexual intercourse, sexual intercoursing, sexual intimacy, sexual knowledge,
sexual liaison, sexual relations, sexual relief, sexual union, sew up,
shafting, shag, shag like a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging,
shake, shake the sheets, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with,
share a pillow with, sharpen the pencil, sheath the sword to the hilt,
sheltering under the pink umbrella, shift-work, shoot between wind and
water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the tail, shot at the
front door, shove, shoving the beaver with the lever, shtoop, shtup, sin,
sink the pink, sink the sailor, sink the sausage, sink the soldier, sink the
sub, sinking the battleship, sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage,
sinking the sub, skeeze, skewer, skin the cat, skin the live rabbit, skin
the pizzle, sklook, skroging, slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam
spunk, slamming, slap skins, slap and tickle, slap 'n tickle, slapping
skins, sleep together, sleep with, slice of damp, slice the legs off, slice
her, the muffin, slip a length, slip her a length, slip her a hot beef
injection, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a tube steak, slip her one,
slip her the whale, slip in, slip into, slip it to, slip it to her, slip one
a hot beef injection, slip-sliding away, slip someone a length, slippin' and
slidin', slither, smeg, smock service, smoke, smockage, smucking, snag,
snake boogie, snib, snizzling, snug, socialize, soul roll, spear the bearded
clam, spend the night with, spit, splat your fat, split, split a kipper,
splitting the hamster, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, spot of heavy
breathing, a, spot of hard breathing, a, spread for someone, spread your
legs, spreading the folds, spreading the mayo, spunk dump, square someone's
circle, squashing the meat, squat jump in the cucumber patch, squatting on
the hog, squeeze and a squirt, a, stab, stab in the thigh, stable my naggle,
stable one's naggle, stand a push, stick it in, sticking it in and pulling
it out, straight lay, strap, strapping, stretch leather, strip one's tarse,
strop one's beak, strum, stub your chub, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her
muff, stuff her the bunny, stuffing, subagitate, subagitation, sweep out the
chimney, sweet agony, sweet death, swinge, swinging the ax, switchel, swive,
swyve, tail one's guts out, tail-job, tail-tickling, tail wagging, tail
work, take a roll with, take a trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in
Bushy Park, take a turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in the bush, take a turn
in the hair court, take a turn in the hay, take a turn in the stubble, take
a turn on Love Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn on the
aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a turn
through the stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in cream, take
it in, take it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, take someone,
take someone to bed, take the starch out of somone, take to bed, taking a
ride, taking an albino piss, taking her temperature with a meat thermometer,
taking old one-eye to the optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna
town, talk, tame her shrew, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tear
off a piece of tail, tear the sheets, tender agony, test the mattress,
tether one's nag, thread, thread the needle, thrill and chill, throw, throw
a boff into, throw a bop into, throw a fuck into, throw a hump, throw a leg
over, throw a screw into, throw one a hump, throw one's dagger, throwing the
pork, thrum, thrust, thump, tick-tack, tickle, tickling the fancy, tie the
lover's knot, tie the true lover's knot, tiffing, tillage, tilting, tip, tip
the long one, tonk, tool it, tooling, tooling in the woods, tootsie roll,
tops and bottoms, toss in the hay, trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine
shaft, trip up the Rhine, trolley and truck, tromboning, trot out one's
pussy, trounce, trouser serpent in the grass, try it for size, try it on for
size, tube steak boogie, tumble, tummy-tickling, tup, turn, turn up one's
tail, twang, twat raking, twatting, twiddle, twist a leg, two-backed beast,
two-handed put, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions, ugly, the, ugly deed,
the, ultimate favor, the, union, unite, unite oneself with, unspoken
language of love, up her way, up in you, up-tails-all, up to your apricots
in kipperland, up to the bumper, up to the hilt, up to your nuts in guts,
upright, upright grand, ups and downs, vaginal intercourse, vaginate,
vagination, vagino-phallic interaction, venereal act, Venerean mirth,
venery, venture, wallow, wap, warm one's bed, western laywet bottom, wet
one's wick, wet the worm, wetting the willy, whack it up, whale some babe,
what Eve did with Adam, what mother did before me, whitewash, whitewash your
guts, wild ride on the baloney pony, wienering, wiggle, wind up the clock,
wingding, womanize, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy oracle, work up,
wriggle navels, yentz, yield one's favors, you-know-what, yum-yum, zig-zig,
zinzanbruck, COCK!, abominable pants worm, Abraham, accordion,
accoutrements, ace, ace poker, acorn, acorns, acucullus, adamantine organon,
Adams arsenal, Adam's dagger, Adam's whip, affair, agate, all-beef sausage,
all forlorn, allsbay, almond, almond rock, almond rock candy, amblyopic
organ, angle, animated ivory, anteater, apparatus, apparatus urogenitalis,
appendage, appropriate member, apricots, arbor vitae, arm of love, armored
division, arrow, arse-opener, arse worm, arse-wedge, arser, artillerie de
Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, ass-opener, ass-wedge, auger, auxiliaries,
baby, baby beef, baby-grinder, baby-makers, babys arm, baby's forarm,
Bacchus march, back wheels, bacon, bacon bazooka, badger, bag-filler, bag of
fruits, bag of tricks, bagadga, baggage, baggette, bagpipes, bags, bald
eagle, bald-headed candidate, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse,
bald-headed rat, bald man, ball bag, ball sack, Balkans, Ballarat, ball
basket, ballock bag, balls and bat, baloney pony, bamboo stick, banana skin,
band-member, banger, bangles, banjo string, bannocks, bar, bar on, barge
pole, basket, basketful of meat, bat and balls, baton, battering piece,
battering ram, battlefat, bauble, baubles, bawbles, baz, bazooka, bazooka
shooter, BD drill, beak, bean, bean pods, bean pole, bean-shooter,
bean-tosser, beard-splitter, beating tool, beaver cleaver, beaver lever, bed
flute, beef bayo with extra mayo, beef bayonet, beef jerky, beef stick, beef
whistle, beer can, bell, bell-end, bell-rope, bell-swagged, belly bristles,
belly thicket, belly-whiskers, belongings, below the navel, belt buster,
bent dick, bent stick, berries, best friend, best leg of three, best part,
Bethlehem Steel, bicho, big bamboo, big Ben, big bird, big bite, big
brother, big daddy, big dipper, big fella, Big Foot Joe, big head, big hunk
of meat, Big Jim and the twins, big one, big piece of meat, big red, big
wand, bilbo, billiards, billy, billy and doo, billy club, bingey, biological
reaction, biological response, bird's eggs, bishop's miter, bit of hard,
biteful, bits, black limo, black pencil, black snake, blackjack, blanket
stiff, blind, blind as a boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind
meat, blind piece, blinds, blood-breaker, blow pop, blow stick, blowtorch,
bludgeon, blue steeler, blue thimble, blue vein, blue-veined custard
chucker, blue-veined junket pumper, blue-veined hooligan, blue-veined
piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined trumpet, blue
veiner, blunt end, bobblers, bobbles, bobby-dangler, bobbys anorak, bobby's
helmet, bobstay, bobtail, bodkin, body's captain, bogga, bomhead, bonbons,
bone in the leg, bone phone, boneless appendage of the male, boneless fish,
boneless stiff, boneroni, bonfire, bonk-on, booboos, boss and his two
helpers, botuliform genital pendant of the male, bow, bowsprit, boy toy,
bozack, branch, brat-getter, broom handle, bristle up, Brown Joe, bruiser,
brush, bubbly jack, bubbly jock, bubus, bucking bronco, Buckinger's boot,
buddy, buffing stick, bug-fucker, bugle, bulge, bullets, bullish, bulp, bum
balls, bun puncher, bun spreader, bung, burrito, bush whacker, business,
butt basher, butt smasher, butterfinger, button buster, button mushroom,
button-short, buttonhole worker, BVH, cafe curtains, camel complaint,
Canadian bacon, canary, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, captain,
Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, Captain Hogseye, Captain
One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain Standish, carnal member, carnal part,
carnal parts, carry a big stick, cartes, carts, cartso, cartzo, catso,
catzo, Casey, cavalier, cavity probe, change purse, chanticleer, charger,
Charles the Bald, charleys, chaud, cheesy bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy
wheelbarrow, cherry birch, cherry picker, cherry splitter, chicken mc
nuggets, chicken neck, chibi, chimney-stopper, chingus, choad, chode,
choker, chones, chooza, chopped cock, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and
two apostles, Christmas crakers, christener, chub, chubby, chuckies, chull,
chum, chunky monkey, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, clappers, clava, cleat,
clipped dick, cluster, cobbs, cobs, cobblers, cobbler's awls, cobbler's
stall, cobra, cock of death, cock-on, cock-stand, cockaroony, cocked, cocked
gun, cockhead, cockknuckle, cockles, cockoroony, cockroach, cockstand,
cocktus erectus, cocky, coconuts, cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, cold
meat, cold pig, Colleen Bawn, come factories, command module, Compass of the
Netherland, concern, concrete donkey, conkers, cookies, coolies, copper
stick, coral branch, corker, corn beef cudgel, corpuscle, Corsican, cory,
coupling bat, crab ladder, crack a fat, crack hunter, crackerjacks, cracking
tool, crank, crankshaft, cream crackers, cream-stick, credentials, cremorne,
crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, crotch cartilage, crotch cobra, crotch
rocket, crowbar, crowd pleaser, crown jewels, crumpet-trumpet, cuckoo,
cucumber, cullions, culls, culty-gun, cum factories, cum slinger,
cunny-catcher, cunt-stabber, cunt-stand, cunt-sticker, cunt-stirrer,
cunt-stretcher, Cupid's torch, curls, curlies, curly hairs, curtains,
custard-chucker, cut out to be a gentleman, cut out to be a man, cutlass,
cuts, Cyclops, daddy longdick, daddy bag, daddy mack, damsons, dangle,
dangle-dong, dangler, dangling participles, dart of love, dawn horn, dead
lizard, dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead stick, dead worm,
deadwood, dear morsel, delight of women, derrick, devil, diamond cutter,
diamonds, dick butkiss, dick-tator, dick up, dick wheat, dickery-dock,
Dickie, Dicky, Dickie and the boys, dickory dock, diddly-whacker, digitis
erectus, dill, dilly-whacker, dimple-dick, ding, ding-a-ling, ding-dangs,
ding-dongs, dingbat, dingbats, dinghy, dingle, dingo, dingy, dink, dinosaur,
dirk, divining rod, do-dads, do-funny, do-hickies, do-jigger, do-johnny,
dobber, Doctor Cocker, Doctor Johnson, dodads, dofunny, dohickey, dohickie,
dohickeys, dohickies, dohinger, dojigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie, dolphin,
donaker, dong and gongs, donger, donkey, donkey dick, donkey-dicked,
donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, donut holder, doodad, doodads,
doodle-flap, doohicky, doover, doowhackey, dopper, down below, down-led,
down there, drain pipe, draped, drapes, dribble-cock, driving post, drooper,
drooping member, dropping member, droopy, drumstick, ducky-bird, dust cover
for the cunt, dusters, dydus, eager pleaser, eggs in the basket, eggwhite
cannon, ejac vac, eleventh finger, Elmer Pudd, enemy, engine, engine of
love, English sentry, enob, equipment, erected spermapositor, erectile
urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation, Eric Shun, essentials,
everlasting gobstopper, extra digit, extra skin, eye dropper, eye-hole,
eye-opener, eye of the Bishop, fags toothbrush, faggots toothbrush, family
organ, fancy work, fanny ferret, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter,
father-of-all, fiddlestick, fiddling stick, figs, finger puppet, firm worm,
first leg of three, fish stick, fixed bayonet, flack, flag, flagpole,
flapdoodle, flesh pencil, flip-flap, flounder, flowers and frolics, foaming
beef probe, foot long, forbidden zone, fornicating engine, fornicating
member, fornicating tool, fornicator, fountain pen, Fred, frick, frick and
frack, frigamajig, front porch, fruit for the monkey, fuck-meat, fuck
muscle, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fuck-stick, fucking stick, fucking tool,
fuckstick, fud packer, fun and frolics, fun bone, fun-stick, fun-zone,
funk-stick, funmaker, gadgets, gadso, gap-stopper, gargantuan organum
virile, gator, gaying instrument, gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick,
gearstick d'amour, General smuts, generating tool, generation tool,
generative organ, genital coupler, genital forefoot, genital pound of flesh,
genital reamer, genital staff, genital shaft, genital tentacle, genitalia,
gentle fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage, German
helmet, get a stand, gherkin, gifted, giggling pin, gingambobs, girl
catcher, girlometer, globes, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick, gnarled root
of love, goat, goatees, goatskin, gobstopper, Gods revenge on a woman,
golden rivet, gonads, gones, goober, good foot, good parts, good time prison
use, gooseberries, goose's neck, goot, gooter, gorilla salad, goy toy, grand
bag, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, grew proud below the navel, grinding tool,
gristle-stick, groceries, groin, guided missile, gully-raker, gutstick,
hacker, hair divider, hairless wonder, hairy banana, hairy conkers, hairy
saddlebags, hairy sausage, half a cob, ham and two eggs, ham howitzer,
Hamilton Wick, Hampton Wick, hand made, hand reared, handstaff, handle,
hang-down, hangers, happy sack, hard, hard-bit, hard head, hard salami,
hard-up, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, hardware, harpoon, hat rack,
have a bone, have a bone-on, have a boner, have a hard-on, have a horn, have
a rod-on, having it on, he-thing, heat in the meat, heat seeking missile,
heat seeking moisture missile, heirlooms, helmet, helmet pelmet, Henry
Halls, Herman the One-eyed German, hermit, hickey, hidden treasure, hidden
tumor, higgumbobs, His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, ho-handle, hock,
hodge dog, hoe-handle, hogger, hole puncher, holiday money, holy poker, holy
pole, honker, honorable prick, hopping bug, horn, the, horn-colic,
hornification, horse's handbrake, horsemeat, hot dog, hot member, hot rod,
hotchee, huevos, hugen, human enema, humpmobile, hung, hung like a bull,
hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung like a rabbit, hung like a
stallion, hunk of meat, husbandman of nature, ice cream machine, ID, idol,
in full fig, in full orchestra, in one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday
clothes, inch, inch instrument, instrument, instrumentum erectum,
interstitial glands, intimate bits, intimate parts, intromittent organ,
Irish horse, Irish rise, Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick,
Jack-in-the-box, Jack in a box, jackalope, jakey, jackhammer, Jackson
Pollocks, jacktool, jammy, jang, jap's eye, jawbreaker, jenny, jean tent,
jelly bag, jellyroll, Jenny Tull, Jews lance, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry
showcase., Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national, Jewish
nightcap, jezebel, jig-jag, jig-jigger, jigging bone, jiggle bone, jiggling
bone, jiggumbobs, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy, jingleberries,
jizzbags, jizz jemmy, jockum, John Tom, John Thomas, John Thursday, John
Willie, Johnny Come lately, Johnny Rollicks, Johnny Rollocks, Jolly Red
Giant, jolly member, jolly roger, jolly stick, joyknob, joystick, Julius
Caesar, jumbucks, jungle meat, jungleberries, junior, kaks, kazoo, kelks,
Ken Dodds, key to heaven, kickapoo, kielbasa, King King Dong, king-member,
king's iron, kit, knackers, knacks, knick-knacks, knitting needle,
knob-ache, knob sack, knobster, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle,
knot, lace, lace curtains, lad, the, ladies' plaything, lady-ware, lamp of
life, lance in rest, lance of love, langer, lanoola, large cock, Lazarus,
lead in your pencil, leather cigar, leather dresser, leather stretcher,
lever, libido bandido, licorice stick, lift-up, limp-dick, limp-prick,
limbless erast, lingam, lipstick, lithoid phallus, little acorns, Little
Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little Dickie, little dipper, Little Elvis,
little engine, little finger, little friend, little head, little man, Little
Peter, little pinkie, little sliver of flesh, Little Willy, live wire, load,
loaded gun, lob cock, lob prick, log, loins, lollypop, long dong, Long Dong
Silver, long pole, long pork, long trade, longfellow, longhorn, lop cock,
louisville slugger, love apples, love bone, love handle, love length, love
machine, love meat, love nuts, love pump, love-rod, love sausage, love
scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool, love torpedo, love trumpet, love
truncheon, love-wand, loves battering ram, loves dribbling dart, loves
engine, love pick-lock, loves sensitive truncheon, low-hangers, low neck,
lower male proboscis, luggage, lunchbox, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword,
machine of love, machinery, nuts and bolts, maggot, magnum, main vein,
Majesty in Purple Cap, His, Major Woody, male begetting organ, male cleaver,
male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male genital club, male
genital dispenser, male genital probe, male genital organ, male genital
teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male intruder, male knout,
male member, male membrum erectum, male monolith, male netherlands, male
organ, male organ of generation, male organ of reproduction, male organs of
generation, male organs of reproduction, male organon, male pendant, male
poker, male pouch, male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male
pudendum, male reproductive organs, male satisfier, male sexual organ, male
sexual organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness, mallet, man,
man-meat, man mountain, man root, man steel, man's best leg of three, man's
privaties, man's third leg, manbone, manhood, manliness, manmeat, marabon
stork, maritudinal erection, marble halls, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de
Lorne, Marquis of Lorne, marriage gear, marrons, marrow-bone, masculine
part, master member, master tool, masterpiece, material part, mating meat,
mating tool, matrimonial peacemaker, Max Walls, maypole, means of
generation, meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two
vegetables, meat axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat
for the butcher, meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the poor,
meat for the needy, meat puppet, meat-seeking pissile, meatus longus, meaty
bites, meggs, Member for Cockshire, membrum virile, membrum virile erectum,
membrum virile flaccidum, mentula, Mickey, middle finger, middle stump,
mighty meat, milk bone, millimeter-peter, missile, missile of Venus
launched, Mister Happy, Mister Fuzzy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy, Mister
Wiggly, modigger, moisture missile, mole, mommy-daddy button, monkey,
morning hard-on, morning pride, morning wood, most precious parts, moving
parts, Mr. Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, muff
missile, muscle of love, mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, mutton, mutton
bayonet, mutton gun, mutton musket, Nebuchadnezzar, nackers, nadgers, nad
bag, nad sack, nads, nags, nameless thing, nasty bits, natural member,
natural parts, natural places, naturals, nature's scythe, naughty bits,
naughty toy, nearsighted, necessaries, needle-dick, nervous cane, nether
parts, nether proboscis, nether regions, Niagara Falls, night stick,
nightcrawler, nick-nacks, nine iron, nob, nobby halls, nothin cock, nubbin,
nudger, nuggets, nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy, oak tree,
oblisk, okra and prunes, Old Adam, old baldy, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old
Faithful, Old Faithless, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny, old
one-eye, Old Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, on the bonk, on the
honk, on the stand, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed brother, one-eyed
demon, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, one-eyed pants mouse, one-eyed
snake, one-eyed trouser snake, one eyed whale, one-eyed wonder worm,
one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, one's person, onion skin, orbs,
orchestra stalls, orchids, organ, organ of reproduction, organs of
generation, organum virile, organum virile durum, organum virile erectum,
ornaments, oscar, Oscar Meyer, P-maker, package, pan handle, pantilever,
pants philistine, pants python, pants worm, parts below, passion pole, Pat
and Mick, pax wax, peacemaker, pebbles, pecker wood, pecnoster, peculator
pecker, peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peenie, peep, pee-pee, peepee
hole, peeper, peewee, peezel, peg, pego, penal dick, pencil and tassel,
pencil dick, penicillus, penie, penile erection, penis glans, penis
immensus, penis in erectus, peppermint stick, Percy, pet snake, phallating
club, phallating stick, phallic decorum, phallic erection, phallic pendant,
phallic cleraver, phallic pencil, phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic
scratcher, phallus, phallus adamantus, phallus erectus, phallus induratus,
phallus rigidus, pickle, picnic lunch, piddler, piece of meat, pike,
piledriver, pilgrims staff, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, pills, pichita de
oro, pimple-prick, pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink torpedo,
pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, pipe outside, piss fat, piss handle,
piss hard-on, piss-pipe, piss proud, pissworm, piston, piston rod, pitch a
tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts, pixie stick, pizzle, pizzler,
placket-racket, plaything, plonker, plug-tail, plunger, pocket fisherman,
pogo-stick, point, Polyphemus, pood, poontanger, pooper, poperine pear,
popsicle, popsicle stick, popular body parts, popular parts of your anatomy,
pork dagger, pork enema, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket, potato
finger, potent regiment, pouch, poud, prack, prairie oysters, prepuce,
priapus, prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-stand, prickle, pride and joy,
pride-of-the-morning, prides, princock, prigpas, Prince Everhard of the
Netherlands, Principal Skinner, private parts, private property, privates,
privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy members, privy parts, prod,
pronger, proud below the navel, proud inclination of the flesh, prunes,
pubes, pubickers, pudendal intruder, pudendal trifler, pudendus, pump action
mottgun, punisher, the, puny prick, puppy, purple-headed avenger,
purple-headed custard chucker, purple-headed meat puppet, purple-headed love
truncheon, purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, purple helmeted
yogurt thrower, purple lollipop, purple-throbber, purple-veined
tonsil-tickler, purse, pus-rod, pussy diver, pussy feeder, pussy fodder,
pussy-fucker, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-poker, pussy-sticker,
putter, pylon, python, quiff-splitter, quim-stake, quim-stick, quim-wedge,
rabbit, radish, raisin bag, raise a gallop, ram charger, rammer, ranger,
rat, real piece, Rector of the Females, red cap, red hot poker, red lobster,
redcap, reproductive organs, Richard, rig, rigid digit, rise, rise in the
Levis, roaring horn, roaring jack, rock formation, rock python, Rodney,
rodger, Roger the Lodger, rollocks, rollies, roly-poly, rooster, rosy red
reproductive rod, roto-rooter, roundhead, royal jewels, rubigo, rude bits,
rude parts, ruffian, rule of three, rump-splitter, sack, sack o' nuts, salty
dog, salty yogurt slinger, Sandra Bullocks, scalloped potatoes, schmekel,
schmeegle, schmock, schnitzel, schwantz, schwing, scope, scorz, screwdriver,
scrot, scrot sack, scrote, scurvy end, seals, secret parts, secret works,
secrets, semen shooter, Senator Packwood, sensitive plant, sensitive
truncheon, serpent, sex bone, sex glands, sex meat, sex organ of the male,
sex stalk, sexocet missile, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, sheath, shit
stabber, shit stick, shlong, shmendrik, shmok, shmuck, shooting iron,
shooting stick, short and curlies, short hairs, short leg, shove-straight,
shrimp, shriveller, shtick, silky appendage, silver penny, sinbad, skinclad
tube, skinned, slabs, sleeping bag, sleeping beauty, slug, slurpee, small
arm, small person, smeat, snatch pointer, snorker, snotty, solicitor
general, the, southern hemisphere, spear, spermapositor, sperm sack, spike,
spiked phallus, spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, split-mutton, spooge gun,
sporran, sporting some wood, spunk factories, Spunky, spurm gun, stable,
stacked, stag, stalk, stand, stand-on, standard, standing, standing member,
stanley the power drill, star-gazer, steel beam, steely dan, stemmer, stick
and bangers, sticker, stickshift, sticky finger, sticky spud gun,
stiff-and-stout, stiff deity, stiff-on, stiff one, stiff peter, stiff
stander, stiffy, stinger, stocking stuffer, stonk, stonk-on, stonker, stork,
Stormy Dick, stout warrior, stretcher, string and nuggets, stud, stud meat,
stuffy, Sunday best, Sunday clothes, superdick, swack, swanska, sweet meat,
sweets, swelling, swizzle stick, tackle, tadge, tadger, tadpole carrier,
tail high, tail-line, tail pike, tail tackle, tallywag, tallywags,
tallywagger, tallywhacker, tan-trousered snake, tannhauser, tarn wags,
tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, taters, tatties, teapot, teenie-weenie, temporary
priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender tumour, 10-Pounder, tent, tent peg, tent po
le, terror of virgins, testes, testicular sac, testimonials, testosities,
Texan, Texas longhorn, thing-a-ling, thingamabobs, thingie, thingamajigs,
thingmajigs, thingamaling, thingumbobs, thingummies, thingummy, thingy,
Thomas, thorn in the flesh, three card trick, three-inch fool, three-piece
set, three-piece suit, throb knob, throbbing member, throbbing muscle of
pure love, throbbing python of love, thumb, thumb of love, thumper, tickle
faggot, tickle-tail, tickle-toby, tiddelly pod, tiki-tiki, tilt on one's
kilt, tired-rabbit, tit-bit, tittle-bat, todger, tom-tom, Tom Doolies, Tom
Thumb, Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tonsil wrench, toobsnake,
toobsteak, tool bag, tool of pleasure, toothache, toot meat, tosh,
tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, trap stick, tree of life, tree
of love, tref, Tricky Dicky, trifle, trigger, trombone, trouser ferret,
trouser mauser, trouser tent, trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet,
trouser truncheon, trouser worm, trumpet, truncheon, trypan, tube of meat,
tube-steak, tug muscle, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy banana,
tummy-tickler, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turned on,
turnip, turtleneck sweater, twanger, tweeterfrank, twiddle-diddler,
twiddle-diddles, twig, twig and berries, twins, the, two dots and a dash,
ugly little dog Dick, uncle, Uncle Jim and the twins at attention,
undercarriage, under par, underpant eel, underparts, unemployed, unit,
unmentionables, unruly member, unsliced bologna, up a bone, up-pointed male
spike, upscope, Urals, The, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece, useless,
vaginal dilator, vegetable stick, vein laden meatpipe, veiny bang stick,
veiny salami, velvet orbs, Venetian blinds, verge, VIP, virgins dream,
virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals, vomer, voorsch, wab, wag,
wake up with Jake up, walking tripod, wammer, wang bone, wang-tang,
wangdoodle, wanger, wank stick, wank tanks, wanker, wankrod, wares, watch
and seals, water engine, water pistol, water spout, water worker, water
works, waterworks, wazzock, wear a turtleneck sweater, wear it up in curls,
wear it up in pins, wedding kit, wedding tackle, wedge bone, wee, wee-man,
wee-wee, weener, weiner, weinie, well-endowed, well-equipped,
well-furnished, well-hung, well-knobbed, well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls,
wet noodle, wet spaghetti, whalebone, whammer, whang, whang bone,
whangdoodle, whanger, whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus, whatzis,
wheezer, whip whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter, whisky dick, whistle,
white owl, whoopie stick, whopper, Wicked Willie, wiener, wienie, wife's
best friend, wigga-wagga, wild rogue, Wilde Oscar, willy, willy the burping
worm, wimpy dick, wingdoodle, winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle, winky,
winky bag, winny-popper, wishbone, wistle, witnesses to ones virility,
wobbly bits, women pleaser, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb
cannon, womb ferret, won ton, wong, wonk, wonger, wood, Woodrow, woody,
Woody Johnson, woofer, wooter, wop, worm with a nazi helmet, wriggling pole,
wriggling stick, wrinkled dick, wuf, wurst, yack, yang fella, yarbles,
yardage, yards of personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat, ying-yang, yongles,
yoyo, yummies, yutz, zack, zab, zap, zipperfish, zoob, zoobrick, zubb,
zucchini, TITS!, 44s, air bags, ample-bodied, amply endowed, apple
dumplings, apple-dumpling shop, appurtenances, assets, atom bombs,
attitudes, babaloos, babooms, baby bar, the, baby bumpars, baby pillows,
babys dinners, babys public house, bags of mystery, bajongas, balcony,
ballasts, baloobas, bamboochas, baps, barbettes, barges, basket of goodies,
bawangos, bazongas, bazongies, bazonkers, bazookas, bazoomas, bazoombas,
bazoomy, bazoongies, bazumbas, B-cups, bean bags, beausom, beauties, beauts,
bee bites, bee stings, beef bags, begonias, bejonkers, bell peppers, bellys,
berks, berkleys, berthas, bezongas, BSHs, bibble chunks, big brown eyes, big
browneys, big chester, bikini fillers, bikini stuffers, bings, blaaters,
blamps, blinders, blossoms, blubber bags, blubbers, bobbers, Bobsey Twins,
bodacious tatas, boobs, boobies, boobifers, boobulars, boobiferous, boobys,
boom booms, boosiasms, boosies, boovies, borsties, bosiasms, bosoms,
bottles, boulders, bouncers, bra-busters, brace and bits, Brad Pitts,
brassiere food, bread bags, breastage, breasties, breastworks, briskets,
Bristol bits, Bristol City, Cities, bristols, British Standard Handfuls,
Brummagem buttons, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubby circus, bubs, buckets,
buddings, buds, buds of beauty, buffers, bumpers, bumpies, bumps, bumpy
jumpers, bunnies, burgeoning bunnies, bushel bubby, busters, busts, busty,
butterbags, buttons, buxom, buzwams, cabmans rests, cadabies, Café la Mama,
cajooblies, cakes, cans, cantaloupes, carry a bundle, casabas, cats and
kitties, cat heads, c-cups, chalubbies, charmers, charms, chebs, chee-chees,
cherry-topped sundaes, cherrylets, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies,
chest flesh, chest pillows, chest puppies, chesty, chichis, chichitas,
chicken-breasted, choozies, chuberteens, chubbies, chubblies, chubs,
chudleighs, chumbawumbas, chungas, chupas, circulus venosus of Haller,
classy pair, cliff, coat hangers, cokernuts, cones, contours, cow-tits,
cow-uddered, cream jugs, croopers, cupcakes, Cupids kettledrums, cups,
dairies, dairy farm, desirable fleshy parts, devils, diddies, diddleys,
dindins, dinners, dirty pillows, docker's thumbs, dockyard rivets, dodas,
doll-tits, dollies, Dollys, doos, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied,
draggy udders, droopers, dubbies, dubs, dugs, dumplings, Dutch Alps,
dzwoonies, east and west, easts and wests, elders, ellens, endearing
physical attributes, eye-pleasing fruit, fat flabs, fat sacks,
featherweights, feeding bottles, female appurtenances, female bubbies,
female charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities, filled-out, flab
hangings, flabby melons, flapjacks, flat as a board, flat as a pancake,
flat-chested, flesh bag, flesh bombs, fleshy bagpipes, fleshy interests,
fleshy parts, fleshy charms, flip-flaps, flip-flops, floppers, floppy tits,
floppy whites, flops, flyspecks, fore-buttocks, fountain, fried eggs,
frontage, front bumpers, frontal development, fuck udders, full-bosomed,
full-figured, full load, full pack, fulsome, fun bags, garbanzos, gavabos,
gazongas, gentleman's pleasure, gib teesurbs, glandular endowments, good set
of lungs, goodies, goonas, grapefruits, grapes, graysons, grids, groodies,
growths, guavas, gubbs, hammertons, hammocks, hand-warmers, handfuls,
headers, headlamps, headlights, heavers, hee-haws, hemispheres, hills, hills
of paradise, Hindenburgs, honchos, honeydew melons, honeydews, honkers,
hooters, howitzers, hubbies, Irish draperies, ivory hills, jaboos, jabs,
jalobies, jellies, Jersey Cities, jibs, jiggle bosoms, jigglers, jigglies,
jobblies, jubbies, jublies, jubblies, jubes, juicy peaches, jumblaaters,
jumbos, kahunas, kajoobies, kettledrums, kitten's noses, knobbies, lactoids,
lactopoietic glands, lemons, Lewis and Witties, little drinks, loaded,
loaves, loblollies, lobular hemispheres, lollies, lollos, love blobs, love
bubbles, love buds, love muffins, love pads, love pillows, loves
strawberries, lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lulus, lumps, lung nuts,
lung warts, M & Ms, Mae West, maiden pinks, majonkers, mamas, mamazulons,
mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary mounds, mammets, mammilate,
mammilia, mams, mamms, manapuas, Manchester Cities, manchesters, mangoes,
maracas, Mary Poppins, masobs, massive mammaries, mastos, mastunculi,
matched set, mazoomas, mcguffies, meat loaves, meat market, meatballs,
meguffies, melons, memories, mesoseinia, mezoomas, midgies, milk bar, milk
bags, milk bottle, milk buckets, milk churners, milk factories, milk glands,
milk jugs, milk sacks, milk shop, milkers, milkshakes, milky way, the,
mimpins, mochi hills, mods and rockers, mollicoes, molehills, mollies, moon
balloons, mosobs, mosquito bites, mounds, mounds of lilies, mount of lilies,
mount everests, mountains, muffins, mulligans, mumbas, murphies, nacks,
nancies, nature's founts, nay-nays, nenes, niblets, nice handfuls, nice pair
of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, ninnies, ninny jugs, nippers, nipply,
nipply doo dahs, nips, niptastic mate, nittits, nobs, nodules, noogies,
Norgen-Vaazes, norgies, norgs, norks, Norma Snockers, nubbies, nubbins,
nubs, nuggies, nugs, num-nums, nummies, nums, nungers, nupies, of classic
proportions, oomlaaters, oranges, orbs of snow, other parts, ottomans, over
the shoulder, overblaaters, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas, palpable
characters, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, pap heads, papayas, papilla,
paps, pasties, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks, peanuts, pears, pechitos,
pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges, pectoral eminences, pectoral
excurvations, pectoral handfuls, pectoral ninnies, pects, peepers, pendulant
breasts, perkies, personalities, picayunes, piggies, pillows, pimples,
pimples on a chest, pimples on the chest, pips, Play-Doh, pleasant
eminences, plumpies, plungers, pneumatic bliss, pointers, points, points of
interest, pokers, pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, poonts, porcelain spheres,
potatoes, poundering complexities, pretty lungs, prominent bosom, pumpkins,
pumps, puppies, pus glands, pygmies' cocks, queenies, racks, rasberry
ripple, raspberries, rib cushions, rising beauties, roplopos, rosebuds,
roundies, runts, sandbags, saggers, saggy pig tits, sagging summer squash,
scar-crossed prunes, scones, scoops, semiglobes, set, set of jugs, shakers,
shimmies, shock absorbers, shoulder boulders, shop, skin sacks, slugs,
smarties, smosabs, smudges, smurfs, snorbs, snuggle pups, soft cadaby,
softest part of a woman's torso, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres, spuds,
squashy bits, spooters, stacks, stits, stonkers, strawberries, stubs,
superdroopers, superdupers, sweater dandies, sweater meat, sweater treats,
sweaterful, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet rolls, tabs, tale of two cities,
tamales, tatas, tater tots, teacups, teats, tetinas, tetitas, tetons,
thousand pities, threepenny bits, threateners, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs,
tidbits, ties, tiskies, tit-bits, tit for tats, tit tips, titch, tittens,
titties, TNT, Tom tit, tomatoes, toora-loorals, tooters, top buttocks,
top-balls, top-heavy, top ones, top set, top heavy, topside, toraloorals,
torpedoes, towns and cities, tracy bits, tray bits, treasure chests,
tremblers, turrets, twangers, twin lovelies, twin peaks, twin hills, twin
lovelies, twin peaks, two beebees on a bread board, two raisins on a bread
board, two on the town, two rounded hillocks, twofers, udders, umlauts,
uglies, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions, upper works, ups, upstairs,
valley, vavooms, veiled twins, very best, voos, wagons, waldos, wallopies,
wammers, warheads, warts, waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs,
whammers, whamdanglers, whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies,
wombies, wooly west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig, zeppelins, zeps,
zoftig, The boys, The girls, The Pointer Sisters, The twins, The uniboob,
Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and Louise,
Wilma and Betty.
