Cincinnati (AP)-Reds team President John Allen announced at a Wednesday
press conference tha the team will be publishing a full nude calendar
featuring Reds pitcher Jimmy Haynes. Said Allen, "Yes, we worried over
obscenity issues, but with Jimmy's ERA, who'd notice another obscenity?"

Team ownership is hopeful that sales of the calendar will help defray the
cost of Haynes salary.

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"Brian Aubel" <b.aubelSPAM_MAKES_A_TASTY_SANDWICH@comcast.net> wrote:
Yawn.