Annette Kurten, <A_Kurten_nospam_@hotmail.com>, the muffled, writhen feeler,
and employee who makes brooms from bundles of birch twigs, boohooed:

I'll take up a collection for you. Are you a herbivore? Or is a hat full of
assorted bugs, grubs, worms and creeping, slithering creatures ok?




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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:03de611e73604079998b9918a45d7f57@you.hifaluti n-mistaken-scullion.org...

Annette Kurten, <A_Kurten_nospam_@hotmail.com>, the prehensile, stupendous
bacterium, and servant who runs errands, squalled:

Ok. Pick a main course...

Raw used cat litter chips and lemon extract accompanied with tenderised
discarded douchebags and chimpanzee pancreas vinaigrette complemented by
stewed human armpit hairs and anus vinegar, arranged in a splashing pot
overflowing with tepid pieces of green pepper and turnip in cabbage broth, a
side of pastries and a bowl of fish bile.

Roasted spider wart and cricket artery seasoning seared with salted whore's
tit blisters and budgerigar clitoris garnish, cooked in a bubbling pannikin
heaped with well-spiced squares of abalone and radish in loathsome crud, a
side of fruit and a glass of thickened parsley extract.

Skewered earwax balls and bladder dressing accentuated with sizzled hedgehog
innards and pig abscess vinegar, simmered in a chilled pot stuffed with
leafy morsels of bamboo and specks of avocado in sewer water, a side of
pastries and a pint of hedgehog snot broth.

Flash cooked aardvark intestine and fox gumboil garnish under infected
lizard bladder with chive marinade accompanied with baked pig ligament and
hippopotamus offal compote accentuated by dried gnats and kitten vomit
conserve, cooked in a bubbling casserole brimming with exotic scraps of
scampi in musty dressing, a side of pea and a container of eye gunk.

Soured earwax balls and frog artery dressing steamed on top of seared live
rat embryos and liver marinade accentuated by sautéed blow flies and gerbil
spit garnish, dished up in a splashing pannikin containing expensive bits of
celery, rhubarb and celery in sour cream, a side of olives and a glass of
newt bile.

Scorched roadkill gonad and aardvark pustule marinade accompanied with
decayed used cat litter chips, dished up in a congealing deep dish
overflowing with healthy specks of chive and onion in fruit juice, a side of
grains and a gallon of creamed duck shit.

Skewered blow flies and frog tumour seasoning with roasted live rat embryos
on top of stewed dog appendix with banana dressing, arranged in a splashing
casserole filled with well-done green bean, tough morsels of egg and heart,
fruit juice, a side of olives and a bowl of cockroach syrup.

Salted garden worm pussing boil and piglet intestine marinade complemented
by fricasseed pigeon abscess, arranged in a chilled double boiler stuffed
with canned uncooked potato and chunks of corn in rhubarb juice, a side of
fruit and a pint of whale milk.

Broiled maggot wart and viper muscle vinaigrette accompanied with curdled
used cat litter chips and lemon topping, arranged in a steaming bowl
brimming with home-grown specks of rutabaga, cherry tomato and rhubarb in
dog pee, a side of parsnip chips and a pitcher of flea semen.

Fermented camel genitalia with cabbage conserve complemented by fondued
cadaver foreskins and beetle abscess vinegar garnished with pickled viper
appendix with bladder topping accompanied with fricasseed used cat litter
chips and hippopotamus stomach seasoning scorched inside sautéed roadkill
tumour and squirrel pancreas preserve accentuated with dried whore's tit
blisters and mouse foot marinade braised with tenderised cockroach spinal
cord and jellyfish droppings sauce on top of barbequed giant garden slug
muscle, arranged in a randomly twitching pail overflowing with lifeless
morsels of seaweed and croutons of offal in purulent abalone juice, a side
of parsley and a mug of weevil bile.

Smoked blow flies and garden snail pussing boil preserve salted with pickled
chef's pubic hairs and fox phlegm vinegar, dished up in a cooling mug
overflowing with canned scraps of lemming and dessicated fungus in fruit
juice, a side of chocolate and a keg of saliva.

Tenderised fungus carcinoma under curdled diseased body parts and gorilla
appendix dressing garnished with steamed baboon belly, cooked in a
congealing pail chock full of fresh bits of avocado, asparagus and pepper in
dog pee, a side of chips and a bucket of peurile slug extract.




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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:dddcc9cd89fd4d02b66eab278a0a0fd0@you.dankish-too-large-giglet.net...

Annette Kurten, <A_Kurten_nospam_@hotmail.com>, the stingless, stodgy
flaccidity, and washer woman, wailed:


Get a large tin of sardines and mix in three heaped tablespoons of
Ratsak. Leave the mixture in the hot sun for two days, in a place
where the cats can't get at it. Leave it out on the lawn the next
night.

If the botulism doesn't kill the fuckers, the Ratsak will.




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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Curry powder works a treat too. It get's in to their eyes
then with their handy little claws they scratch their eyes
out. After that, it's just a matter of time.

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