Me, <me@home.com> wrote:

Really? You must be worse off than you've been accused of being then.

So, tell me, you snotfucked moron, what role will "system information,
speed, memory, network info" play in troubleshooting and determining the
cause of slow booting? Other than absolutely fuck all, that is.

Dissert on what "system information, speed, memory, network info" has to do
with:

1. msconfig
2. Dodgy drivers
3. IRQ conflicts
4. Event log
5. BIOS, APM or ACPI settings
6. Damaged file system

Come on, you fucktard cunt. You tell me which of any of those require
knowledge of "system information, speed, memory, network info" in order to
help the OP find the cause.

You see, snotfuck, /YOU/ post your fucked up "advise" in
24houridiot.fucktardshop then ask questions in other newsgroups about your
own technical problems that /YOU/ cannot solve yourself because you're a
fucking pillock and a techo-moron.

Anyone who needs to know "system information, speed, memory, network info"
in order to help the OP determine the cause of slow booting is a fucktard
and doesn't know shit from piss.