dadiOH, <dadiOH@xmail.net>, the tasteless, opprobrious toilet roll, and
baker who makes rock hard pikelets and crumpets, dinned:

No. You figure it out, you fucking stupid techno-retard. Far be it from me
to fix your complete fuckups, you complete fuckup. I will not tell you, you
fucking Slack Arsed Tawdry Apeth.

Go on Bleat about it. Bleat all you like, you fucking gormless, vinegar-tit
suckled pillock.

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Kadaitcha Man asked in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

ROTFLOL, PMSL, etc....


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" I ain't no cunt "

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I will confess, you are correct, I am indeed a techno-retard and I am proud
of it. There is far more to life than being buried up to my armpits in CPUs,
drivers PCI cards et al which is why I require help from techie wordsmiths
like yourself.
My main point is that these groups give access for people like me to fonts
of knowledge like you (so you say anyway, you haven't actually written
anything to show you even know how to turn on a PC!). Your options are
either to help or not, I just don't see the point of your sarcasm, maybe it
makes you feel good (does it?).

Anyway, this banter can carry on forever I will read your comments and
smile, our differences are that I am here on a Sunday afternoon while a
Grand Prix is running because I want help, you on the other hand are
probably here because you need it!

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John Holmes, <nospam@fuckithard.com>, the backless, fake pussyfart, and
peddler of cheap goods, babbled:

*eg*

What a fucking stupid cunt. The OP said he had two optical devices on one
IDE cable and that he'd added another IDE cable for his zip drive. Dudioh's
reply? "1 + 1 = HUH? You're tricking!" Fucking DUH.

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Kadaitcha Man asked in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

I was about to call dadiOH a Stupid Cunt Swallowing Insects but you /did/
beat me...
:-)

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" I ain't no cunt "

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Jumbo, <nigel.lewis500@virgin.net>, the hideous, surreal pantaloon, and corn
miller, fudged together:

I never made any such claim.

I don't need to. Dudioh doesn't have a technical support website that gets 4
million hits a year.

They are not my options. They are some of my choices, amongst others.

What is 'good' about having to tell jumped up techno-voodoo witchdoctors
like Dudioh that he's a moron who should not be trying to help people like
you who know more than he does anyway?

No. I'm here because I enjoy poking fun at fuckwits like Dudioh. If you
learn to avoid him the next time you need help then you learned wisely.

Put your two optical devices back on the same cable in the same master/slave
configuration they were in before you messed about. Put the zip drive on the
new IDE cable on its own, as master. There was no need to change the way it
was setup.

Your new cable may not be seated properly or it may be one of those mongrel
cut wire jobs where the master device must be on the connector furthest from
the motherboard connector.

If it works, don't thank me. Just fuck off and die.

If it doesn't work, stiff shit. Like Dudioh, you shouldn't have fucked about
with things you know nothing of. You'll ask first next time, eh.

So, tell me you didn't learn a single thing. Go on. You know you want to.

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John Holmes, <nospam@fuckithard.com>, the long-faced, slicked up headache,
and dealer in dead ferrets, peeped:

You can still call him that, though I suspect he's fucked off for a while
out of embarrassment. Here's hoping.

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Kadaitcha Man asked in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

I bet he is.

;-)






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" I ain't no cunt "

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I will not thank you as you asked me not to, and I don't really want to
encourage any more abuse, it is upsetting my delicate nature.
But I did try what you said:
In responding to these questions I looked in the set-up where I found the
Primary IDE empty and my Opticals on the Secondary IDE, even I saw a clue
there
So it would apper that it was not ideally put together, I shall try as you
say and if it works then great, if not I shall list the fucking Zip drive on
e-bay.

And as for learning, I have learned a lot, especially about 'vinegar-tit
suckled pillocks'


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Jumbo, <nigel.lewis500@virgin.net>, the open-eyed, cooked-over penis, and
professional cadger, discoursed:

Fuck me dead. In Australia we call it friendly banter, you daft cunt.

It's possible the new cable is the cause. You could remove the two optical
devices from the original cable and use that same cable on the primary with
the zip drive attached to it to see if the drive is recognised in BIOS.

The other thing you should check while you're fucking about in the BIOS is
that the IDE channel is actually enabled. Some BIOS's that support SATA
allow you to selectively switch off each of the IDE channels.

You're welcome.

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Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Your knee jerking still gets in the way of whatever it is inside your
cranium, doesn't it? I offered no advice, asked him a question.

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____________________________

dadiOH's dandies v3.06...
....a help file of info about MP3s, recording from
LP/cassette and tips & tricks on this and that.
Get it at http://mysite.verizon.net/xico

dadiOH wrote:
Good. That's a big improvement.

After an unavoidable football fixture in the garden with my son I have got
it all sorted.
I have learnt a lot about drives, jumpers, cabling and other techie things,
and I shall now do my best to stay the fuck out of their way!!:-)

Thanks for your help

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Rebecca, <nospam@godlikebuthumble.com>, the second-rate, witless fallen
angel, and pawnbroker, inveigled:

How so?
Business as usual, I thought.

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Lunch was nice;

Sizzled parrot skin with bladder sauce dried on top of raw flea buttock with
tendon conserve, simmered in a turbid bucket stuffed with thin bits of slug,
clam and cucumber in noxious fresh blood, a side of cheese and a bottle of
Vietnamese snake wine.

Jumbo, <nigel.lewis500@virgin.net>, the hygienically challenged, round the
bend boiler, and tub maker, blew out:

The outstanding question is what was the cause?

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dadiOH, <dadiOH@xmail.net>, the communist, gawky salesman, and basket-maker
and weaver, droned:

Since when has 'knee jerking' been a sport?

Then he should buy a lottery ticket, eh.

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dadiOH, <dadiOH@xmail.net>, the whispering, dim-witted honky-tonk, and maker
of muffins, sputtered:

*PMSL* You fucking delusional cuntard.

Slack Arsed Tawdry Apeth
^_____^_____^______^
S_____A_____T______A

You can fuck off and die now, you utterly discredited piece of shit.

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dadiOH, <dadiOH@xmail.net>, the feculent, inchoative gutter slut, and
pawnbroker, purred:


Who gives a fuck what you said? You put yourself forward as some kind of
fucking techno-type person yet you couldn't figure out where the guy's HDD
was. Nothing you say, write or do in newsgroups has any relevance to
anything other than proving you to be a know-nothing fucktard - time and
time again.

This week you couldn't figure out that a poster didn't have an IDE HDD and
descended into psychological projection when you were told you'd fucked up
yet again.

Last week you claimed, in more ways than one, that system resources had
nothing at all to do with RAM, totally contrary to all available references,
citations and explanations of system resources in Windows. Then you
descended into psychological diversion by spell laming yourself when you
were told you'd fucked up yet again.

Previous to that you were caught out sending unsolicited mail to people
instead of keeping it in the newsgroups where it belongs.

Prior to that you were tossing words and phrases around like a fucking
paedophile; "Does your daddy know you are using his computer to write and
send - for all to see - naughty words like "fucking"?. Or maybe you aren't
aware that it is a swear word. Or its meaning...you'll probably learn that
when you become adolescent."

Before that, you took the time to post a very long message only to say you
didn't have the time to post a long message, you mental fuck.

And you even told one poster that he had to remove a mirrored HDD because,
wait for it, you snotfucked cunt, wait for it,... 'Windows gets confused and
tries to patch up shortcuts to point to the original data on the old drive'.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What else? Oh, that's right. Some poster wanted to change the left print
margin in OE and you told him to 'set margins up in "Printer setup" or the
properties of the ptinter [sic].' There is no "Printer setup" option in OE,
there is only "Print...", you fucking gormless twat. And what's more, you
shit-filled pillock, OE's print margins are controlled by, wait for it, shit
for brains, wait for it,... Internet Explorer. BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!

Then there was the time some poster wanted to, and I quote, 'backup a mother
board' and you told him to use WinDriver Ghost because it would
backup/restore his "hardware drivers", totally oblivious to the difference
between a hardware driver and a software driver driving a piece of hardware,
you pathetic fucking idiot.

And there was the time you told some poor cunt to adjust some option in
SoundBlaster whilst being totally devoid of any idea that he might have an
older card; then you fuckwittedly justified your fuckup by claiming it was
more likely that he had a newer card. Lo and behold, the OP could not find
anything about the option because he had an old card BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OP:
'Unfortunately, I don't have anything called "What U Hear." My SoundBlaster
programs are old.' BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! You fucktard cunt.

And then there was the guy looking for power-user tips to speed up his
productivity with Outlook emails and instead of telling him to use the tree
view and Outlook's extensive search and folder storage facilities, you told
the poor fucker to save the emails to disk. What sort of a fucking dense
cunt are you exactly?

You are a useless fuck. You know nothing and it shows, every time you post.
Go back into retirement, you fucking daft old fart. You're a fucking danger
to everyone with a PC who has even minor issues they can't resolve
themselves.

Oh, and let's not forget the guy who complained that whenever he clicked on
'My Computer' to go to his HDD, his CDROM was displayed first. He asked how
to prevent that from happening and you told the poor cunt to fucking well
remove the CD drive, you useless fucking yeast infection. And the only
reason you could offer him for it happening was "surprise, surprise - "my
computer" shows you a nice graphic display of what's on your computer. The
CD drive is on it."

dandy (dan'de)
n., pl. -dies.
A man who affects extreme elegance; a fop.

adj., -di·er, -di·est.
Suggestive of a dandy; foppish.

Main Entry: Dandy

Part of Speech: noun

Definition: coxcomb, dude, fop, lounge lizard, popinjay, candy man, silk
stocking

Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

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dadiOH, <dadiOH@xmail.net>, the tree-hugging, die-hard black sheep, and
cleaning woman, expanded:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Real meaning: "I am not an idiot. However I do have profound mental
retardation and a mental age not exceeding three years!"

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