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Re: Microsoft wins £500m NHS contract
Posted by Stinging Obtusiforme on November 4th, 2004


Mike Cox wrote:
Yes. James What (1736-1819), the British engineer who built the first
practical steam engines, invented the centrifuge governor, discovered the
molecular structure of water, invented the hydrometer, invented rotary to
parallel motion machinery, sun and planet gear, proposed the theory of
separate condensation, invented the steam condenser, invented the
twin-action piston... etc. etc. etc. Oh, and the SI unit of power, being
the power produced by a current of one ampere flowing through an electric
potential of one volt, was named after him.

That's excellent. In fact, that's the best compliment I've had today, even.
I'll enjoy force-feeding you more of the same, you pathetic, whining bitch.

It's sort of comforting to know that such a little mistake, nevertheless a
very stupid mistake, on your part can invoke such emotion from you. You poor
dear. I shall have to investigate your head further to see what other
chaotic psychic states of disorientation can be teased out of your cranium
for everyone to laugh at.

Since when has there been asterisks in the word nazi? And since when has
poking fun at your stupid mistakes been classed as a grammar lame? Oh,
that's right, since you got embarrassed in front of all those who call you a
fuckwit, a retard, a moron, a bullshit artist, a mental defective... amongst
other highly appropriate labels for you.

How do I do that? I have no dick. And how do you feel about being the latest
bitchslap faerieboy to a dickless troll?

<aside>
You watch. Eh, watt?




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