Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Actually, quite blatant. Hey, shit for brains! Changed your name, or are
you still the dickhead called Rick Mather who lives in Eldersile, NSW?

Nemesis wrote:
You know, what, retard? It never ceases to amaze me how many people fall for
trolls I planted four, five and even more years ago. Having a sleeper troll
wake up like that after all those years is one of the hallmarks of my
exceptional skills of trade.

If you don't detect my supreme, my most excellent, confidence in your
absolute fuckwittery, then please, by all means, look up my phone number and
give me a call.

<aside>
From the peanut gallery:

"Just how incompetent and incapable is someone when Roget's Thesaurus is
devoid of appropriate superlatives to describe that person? Well, Nemesis
(also Nemesissy and Allan Ross) is just such a person."

http://peanut-gallery.kadaitcha.cx/main.html#nemesissy

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Dream on, fuckhead. It's one thing to be poncing around in Usenet.
Everyone here gets what they deserve, whether they deserve it or not. Go
outside that and the position is rather different.

You made a woeful mistake in deluding yourself and confusing "Nemesis" with
someone else. There are likely several people of that name around in this
country. If any one of them decides to have a go at you through the
courts, you may find that you have fucked yourself over very comprehensively
indeed. Not just civil stuff, but criminal as well. And not just
outcome, but an expensive blood-letting.

Makes no difference to me, because you have amply demonstrated for anyone to
see what a pathetic clown you are. So consumed by your own stupidity that
you didn't see the potential tidal wave advancing towards you. That's what
putting your head up your arse does to you. It will be interesting if
someone goes for your throat. You would have no defence, not even insanity.

Rick Mather, Elderslie, NSW Australia, wasn't it? The 'phone book is on the
internet in the White pages. As well as the post from "Me" on 23 June 2004
in this NG. Shouldn't be too hard to track down for a professional, eh?

Nemesis wrote:
Thanks for the extra peanut gallery material, Allan. I'll read it
eventually. Probably after I stop laughing.

Do you know who the Jaytard is, Allan?

Nemesis wrote:
Ooooh. The rage of the wilted lettuce is terrible. Run away, girls!

Nemesis wrote:
I've stopped laughing now so I've come back to read your post. Did you know
that laughing is good for you?

Such a lovely rant. So much material, eh. I'll leave it all there for google
to record one more time.

Let's pull a few keywords out of your head, eh... Er, I mean headers...

Justice
Vengeance
Despair
Indignation
Retribution

Everyone? Here? Deserve? Who is everyone, Allan? Where is here?

Retribution; syn. Just desserts; deserved

Let's look at that, eh.

"Everyone here gets what they deserve, whether they deserve it or not."

How is it possible for someone to deserve something they don't deserve? Do
you suppose that your mind has gone potty, Allan?

What does that mean. Go outside of what? Go outside of some imaginary
boundary that /you/ don't want crossed? Is that what you mean? Take your
time and take your tablets before you reply, ok?

Or do you mean to imply that /you/, an anonymous, faceless git, a bloke who
fancies himself as a bit of a godess, feels that some unjust act has been
perpetrated upon his anonymous, faceless self? How pathetic of you, Allan.

What concern of yours is that?

Well then, that's you sorted, isnt it, Nemesissy?

What name? Do you mean to say that there are parents who actually call their
children Nemesissy? Or did your mad mind leave out something as it was
rambling along doing nothing in particular? Nothing in particular other than
brain-farting a lot that is.

Or are you referring to the name "Allan Ross"? You know, I could just as
easily called you "Sue Ross".

Anyway, were you trying to convey a personal need for Justice, Vengeance, or
Retribution there?

Huh? If any one of the faceless, anonymous posters - read that again,
retard - If any one of the faceless, anonymous posters who call themselves
Nemesis decides to "have a go"? Is that what you mean?

Pick one... Justice, Vengeance, Retribution.

[snort]

Wheras right at this moment, you're the one who has been fucked over very
comprehensively indeed, eh. Having that pride knocked out of you really
hurt, eh.

Despair and Indignation noted with attendant need for Retribution and
Vengeance.

Justice
Vengeance
Despair
Indignation
Retribution

Erm... eenie, meenie, miney, moe... Justice.

Jaytard? Is that you hiding behind that anonymous remailer?

You know, Allan, if I had a dollar for every stalking netloon like yourself
who has ever written words like that, I'd be filthy rich and wouldn't mind a
big expense here and there. None have them have succeed so far. Not even
Internet reseach [sic] professionals.

Then why bother succumbing to your school playground urges to tell, Allan?
Is that unwitting admiration popping out its cloven hoof again? Or are you
trying to convey a delusion but can't quite put it in words? Delusions are
like that sometimes, you know. Seek help.

No. Let's be truthful here. _I_ have amply demonstrated for anyone to see
what a pathetic clown you are. That's the truth. Deal with it. It's all
there on google.

What's stopping you from cancelling the evidence against you, Allan?

You can't go bleating and whining to google. They only remove posts when
they can verify the originating mail address and you post with a fake one.
Tut! Tut! Who's a silly fuck then?

The correct answer is you.

[Lamers and delusional, stalking netloons take note of the second person
pronoun in the nominative case indicating the person being addressed.]

What tidal wave would that be? A tidal wave of limp lettuces, all named
Nemesissy, seeking Justice, Vengeance, and Retribution born out of their
putrid Despair and pathetic Indignation?

No, Allan. I put your head up your arse. That's the truth. Deal with it.
It's all there on google.

Besides, I have a picture of you going up your own arse in a magnificent
mushroom cloud with flashes of bright red and white atomic radiation. Photos
don't lie, Allan.

Am I supposed to furrow my brow in mock concern here or something? I'm happy
to play along and humour your delusions, Allan, but unless you open up and
really spill the beans, I can only guess.

Go for throat... eenie, meenie, miney, moe... Vengeance and Retribution.

No defence if someone went for my throat? Just exactly how deep are these
delusions of yours, Allan? Are your family aware of your illness? You're not
a public menace, are you? You can get locked up for that, you know.

eenie, meenie, miney, moe... Justice, Despair, Indignation.

Anyway, I have Woody the retarded alarm dog and Ceasar the trained attack
dog for defence. Have you read about them in the peanut gallery? Here...

http://peanut-gallery.kadaitcha.cx/mad_dog.html
"Kadaitcha Man sools his mad dog onto two trespassers in the early hours of
the morning."

Whle you're there, take a peak at your fuckwit entry. It's been updated.

You're a very naughty boy, Allan.

Wasn't what? I told you, that was a sleeper troll. It's been dead for years
and you try to wake it up again. You don't imagine yourself having
supernatural powers, do you Allan? It's ok to tell. I won't be surprised.

And why did you repeat the same information again? Do you feel that
repeating it over and over like it was some sort of voodoo incantation will
make it more effective? Or is it that your Despair drives you into
displaying vainly pathetic hope that your delusions might be real?

Did you know about this ... ?

Go on, Allan. Post my address and phone number in Elderslie, NSW Australia.
You know you want to.

And don't forget to go back and cut your insane accusations out about the
reasons for snipping the name and location details before you hit the send
button, ok? I wouldn't want you to make yet another mockery of yourself
given your current unstable state of mind.

No shit, Sherlock? Well blow me over, eh. Who would have known?

Now, see. There you go showing your delusions again. Am I supposed to know
or care what you posted even five minutes ago, let alone weeks ago? And why
do you refer to "Yourself" like that? Delusions of grandeur? Delusions of
adequacy maybe?

<aside>
That'll fuck him.

It is you, isn't it, Jaytard? You pesky rascal.

PS: Have you tried to ring me, Allan? My phone hasn't rang at all since
about lunchtime.

<aside>
The poor dear.

Anyway, Allan, in closing, please read the prediction I made about your
current behaviour. I reckon I got you down to a t. It looks uncanilly
accurate. What do you think? I'm interested to hear. Do write back soon. I
could do with another good laugh.

Date: 2004-06-27 22:17:01 PST

When the fact of the matter is, I, being the kind soul that I am to
usenet retards and puffed-up fuckwits such as Allan Ross, only
finished off the dirty work that he started in the first place but
didn't have the guts, wit or stamina to finish...

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm...&output=gplain

It's his bad luck if he slips in the mess he made and gets his neck
broken in the bargain.

He's been reduced to snipping and replying with "Liar!" or "You're
wrong, again!" But no matter. His pride is fucking with him quite
a lot so he'll be a bit of a zombie for a few more days until he
formulates yet another self-deception that affords him the
comfort of not having to deal with the truth of his trepanning.

Just sit back and enjoy watching him flail around like a headless
chook. I know I will.

<opens bag of popcorn>
Want some?

Kadaitcha Man, after spending 3 minutes figuring out which end of the pen to
use, wrote:

Just wave the bag around once in a while, it'll cover the the level 7 stench
of his desperation in trying to overcome his exposed inadequacies.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Himalayan sushie wrote:
The imagery of two headless chooks eating popcorn - hmmm.

Nemesis wrote:
Real meaning: Bleat, bitch, meow, moo, squawk, trill, tweet, twitter, whine,
moan, bellyache, carp, grumble, cant, grizzle, hiss, clack, grunt, hiss,
groan, wail, mutter, sob, bark, bawl, bay, bellow, bleat, cackle, scream,
screech, shout, shriek.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
QED.

Nemesis wrote:
<aside>
The fucker has become a zombie. A lame one at that.

Nemesis wrote:
It doesn't matter. People know now that your head public property.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
You and the sockpuppets don't count. No-one else cares. Dream on, fith.

Nemesis wrote:
Th It Itch Ich -ish -ite Its
Th itch nth STH INH
HTH ITS
th it hth kth wth itp its itu
ITCH
it ath dth eth hth mth pth wth ich ijh ish
ita ite itg itm itp itr its itt itu
Fit Faith Frith Fifth Filth Firth Fitch Gith
Kith -lith Pith Sith Tith with Fish Fitt Fitz
fit faith fifth filth Firth fitch kith pith fish
Faith Firth
fish
fifth fish fits
Faith Fish
FAITH
fit fits

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
fith=fucked in the head. But you knew that, didn't you. Obvious to
everyone else.

Nemesis wrote:
Dream on, fucked in the head.

Just like ...

Regards, Allan Ross.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
plagiarise.

Nemesis wrote:
If you feel it's worth plagiarising, ask Plato/Ed Jablonowski if he
wants it. He'll probably jump at it. I doubt he will notice, just as you
don't
notice, your atrocious mangling of the English language.

The phrase "fucked in the head" is an adjective phrase, thus it is
in the very same family of phrase as "walk in the Black Forest", which makes
it unsuitable as a noun. However such phrases are excellent noun modifiers.
See...

Which of the following is correct?

Kadaitcha Man is a fucked in the head.
Alan Ross is a fucked in the head cunt.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ask yourself. The rest of your lame nonsense snipped. Rick Mather is
fith.