SW wrote:
Go fuck yourself. This is an international newsgroup, not restricted to
ameriKKKa.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
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All Hail Emperor Bill Gates...

Jedi Master Darklord wrote:
To all ameriKKKans:

You are taunted by failure.

You bow down to false gods through preoccupation with sex, food,
success and money.

You are so caught up with yourself that you can't hear the
whole world laughing at you.

You lame with unfettered stupidity.

You do not think.

You are unable to think.

You are easy prey for anyone with even a rudimentary command of
English.

You are a revolting example of a narcissistic fake person.

The British legacy of your mind, once being a beautifully hand-woven
Persian carpet, is now rotted by a stinking and putrid mould from
innumerable red wine spills.

You spend your time masturbating and writing enigmatic messages that
can only make sense when read backwards whilst under the influence of
3,4-methylenedioxyamphetamine.

You suffer hallucinations, nausea, dizziness, anxiety, panic attacks,
insomnia, confusion and depression as a result of the build-up of
almost deadly levels of methane in your skull cavities from worrying
about getting mugged, murdered, robbed or raped.

You are searching for an answer to your immediate dilemma, which is
how to separate the absolute brilliance of your mind from the sack
of giblets that is your body without actually killing yourself.

You were probably thrown out of school and a dozen jobs due to the
inherent instabilities in your personality.

In order to earn a living, being forced to surpress your real
ambitions of being a madam, you became prostitute.

You fornicate and gamble, and engage in a pilgrimage to drink
yourself to death.

Due to your unhappy childhood, you have become a mental freak of
nature - a ham-fisted and pig-headed white anglo-saxon protestant
with an unequalled genius for plumbing the depths of bacchanalia.

You spend most of your time reliving the Californian hippie
hey-days of psychotic drugs, bizarre sex, psychic sensitivity
and absurd politics whilst trying to discover the reason for
your existence.

You limit your command of the English language to "witty repartee."

You are conditioned by the likes of Friends, Party of Five,
Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake and that utter,
utter moron, Jerry Seinfeld.

You no more understand exquisitely constructed syntax than
understand anything that goes beyond the definition of
"witty repartee," and merely offering simple abuse or tripe in
return.

Could be worse. He could live on an island founded by murderers, theives and
rapists and now populated with brain-dead fuckwits.

Oh, and Dame Edna Everidge.

FFS.

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Utool


"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Compliments accepted.

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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
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All Hail Emperor Bill Gates...

Kadaitcha Man <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:
LOL
BRAVO!

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Some Big Cunt

Keyser Soze wrote:
Did I mention that Canadians are wannabe ameriKKKans?


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Your Free Insult: Thou bombarding, commending, distraught fishwife gulping inbred.

Jedi Master Darklord wrote:
On the contrary. There are some very fine ameriKKKans. All dead ones.


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Your Free Insult: Thou insisting, sooting, amoeban flower boy illapsing shark.

Kadaitcha Man <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:
No, but I've heard they do a good rendition of netKKKopping, but
just don't seem to collar anybody. One foot nailed to the deck, eh.

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Some Big Cunt

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
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not leading World by being
just north of United States of America ?


All Hail Emperor Bill Gates...

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Your perspective of us is amusing, but remember this, "we don't care what
you think".

After careful thought and consideration Jedi Master Darklord typed:
Who does like the Americans?

XpUser wrote:
Some are quite tasty.

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- relic -
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

On 28 Nov 2003 01:29:06 -0000, "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:


name a country that does not have this problem.

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Custom made wooden planes at reasonable prices
See http://www.knight-toolworks.com For prices and ordering instructions.

relic <reply.to@newsgroup.com> wrote:
But I couldn't eat a whole one.

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Some Big Cunt

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> crossposted in message
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Is that what is meant by special relationship?


"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
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Oh shit now you have gone to far and crossed the line.

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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
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sqr wrote:
Fuck. You're not going to start stalking too, are you?


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Your Free Insult: Thou inferring, predestining, disgusting lout seminating smegm-head.