Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Glory be!

Hey Rick! You going to demonstrate your depth of knowledge about modern
Chinese political life? Prove once again how you know fuck all about so
much. What brand(s) was the Chinese government in October 1945?

But this is a joke, isn't it?

<place bet on hysterical reaction>

Nemesis wrote:
Real meaning: You can't tell.

It's what is commonly known as a troll. As you can see, it works.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hysterical would you rate a disinterested pfft?

And on a scale of 1 to 10, how hysterical would you rate the following?

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Subject: Re: Nemesis.
Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 16:07:10 +1000
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Dream on, fuckhead. It's one thing to be poncing around in Usenet.
Everyone here gets what they deserve, whether they deserve it or not. Go
outside that and the position is rather different.

You made a woeful mistake in deluding yourself and confusing "Nemesis" with
someone else. There are likely several people of that name around in this
country. If any one of them decides to have a go at you through the
courts, you may find that you have fucked yourself over very comprehensively
indeed. Not just civil stuff, but criminal as well. And not just
outcome, but an expensive blood-letting.

Makes no difference to me, because you have amply demonstrated for anyone to
see what a pathetic clown you are. So consumed by your own stupidity that
you didn't see the potential tidal wave advancing towards you. That's what
putting your head up your arse does to you. It will be interesting if
someone goes for your throat. You would have no defence, not even insanity.

Rick Mather, Elderslie, NSW Australia, wasn't it? The 'phone book is on the
internet in the White pages. As well as the post from "Me" on 23 June 2004
in this NG. Shouldn't be too hard to track down for a professional, eh?

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
troll, anyone could do the very same thing. Don't you see what this would
mean? Well, of course you must do. Several might do the very same thing.

A person would not know whether they were Arthur or Martha. Especially in
your case. Would you be Arthur, or Rick, or a pom ex-patriate in NSW, or an
abo, or a gin, or Martha. Just for starters. You might well say, "Fuck
me!".

So, what can be done? You could try the "stealing my intellectual property"
line. But that's just damn silly nonsense, isn't it. Perhaps some
sleuthing? What comes to mind, eh?

Alternatively, this was not a troll, but you being a stooge for the Chinese
in mainland China. Unlikely, because they are not that stupid as to employ
you to so much as empty a po. But stranger things have happened.

Fascinating, isn't it? A bizarre combination - Rick Mather, stooge of the
communist Chinese on Usenet. Powerful stuff.

Nemesis wrote:
Rest snipped unread. The word but is not on a scale of 1 to 10.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
People read it. And they know you couldn't resist.

But since your attention hasn't wandered in the last few seconds, what do
you guess the CIA and the FBI might make of Rick Mather being a communist
Chinese stooge? Apart, of course, from dressing up as an old abo. They
would probably just laugh, wouldn't they. Probably. What might the
Taiwanese think? Who knows? Going to Taipei in the near future?

Now, what if "someone" put up something about you and the Iranians...then
you might literally become a headless chook, eh?

Nemesis wrote:
Really? Well, shit, eh.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Here endeth another lesson. (Hope those earrings suit, Rick.)

Nemesis wrote:
No. Your lesson ends here. It's time to cut you off at the knees.

*plonk*

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Better watch out there, Rick. Them kangaroos are killin' dogs and cats
over there in Aussie land. Must be that time of the month.

Donn Miller wrote:
Yeah. Allan has me packing shit something fierce, mate. Only a professional
sleuth would search the troll groups on google and come up with that. I'm
all a dither.

[taps fingers]
[scratches arse]
[sniffs finger]
[picks nose]
[eats booger]
[Qtips ears]
[taps fingers]