that you are trapped inside a swanky hotel room and there's one of those
little bars where they charge by how much you've consumed when you
leave. The whiskey bottle is unopened. The little plastic seal around
the screw-off lid is still attached.

Is there an easy way to get the whole friggin lid including the little
seal off and pour out some whiskey, dilute the remainder with Lipton's
Tea and return the lid back to the bottle so that the hotel dick can't
tell what you've been up to?

Just a point of curiousity, nothing more.

On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:57:37 -0400, Rôgêr <abuse@your.isp.com> wrote:

Better one:
Suppose for a moment that you are trapped inside a swanky hotel room with
your girlfriend any YOU are the porn movie the couple next door is watching.

Unk wrote:

Been there, got done that way. Now, back to the whiskey...

In article <408b367e$0$90500$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>,
abuse@your.isp.com says...
(5 star) here in Victoria BC. Every day they have to do the "mini bars"
(hundred or two of them daily) and I'm sure they have seen every trick
in the book.
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-= Hawk =- wrote:

Fank you, I nude one of youse guys wood no how to do it. no shoe polish,
but there was some brown stuff on a shoe.

Jan wrote:

Hury up, I'm not made of extra time ya know.

"Rôgêr" <abuse@your.isp.com> wrote in message
news:408b3bac$0$90477$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
I'd try running very hot water over the plastic cap assembly to see if it
makes it more flexible- perhaps then you can slip it off the end of the
bottle and then back on without damaging it. It would be wonderfully ironic
if someone had already done this previously, and you found yourself drinking
ice tea after all this effort, though.

Hey, you've already paid for a swanky hotel room so why not just pony up for
the price of the bottle and open it properly? In for a penny, in for a
pound...

Cheers!
Ian.

Ionizer wrote:

Okae, here's how it wented. Heated it up with hot water al ofver the
bottle top and lid ca me off. SO did label just below lild. Trying to
get lbel back onto bottle so it doesn't look lik ke it's ben off. SO
farf, it's rinkling bretty bad.

looks like the stuff rinkled you bretty bad too (:>)

olfart wrote:

I don t think I like ythe tone of oyour fovice. Stanks u0p like a man.

Rôgêr wrote:

What pisses me off is hotels that frown upon or prohibit said practices
in the name of an obscene profit.

"Rôgêr" <abuse@your.isp.com> wrote in message
news:408b4c0f$0$90477$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
Amusingly done but you've completely overplayed the pretence of now being
drunk. It's just not believable. Still, nice try.

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Rôgêr wrote:

To screw the guest who later opens it and gets billed for your crap? It's
not like you're screwing the hotel.

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Blinky the Shark wrote:

Or, he could open the bottle, pour contents into a flask, make
substitution; and then phone the front desk screaming in outrage that
the whiskey is Lipton's Fucking Tea. See if he can screw the guy that
came *before*.
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trout wrote:
Right. I think there's too much screwing-the-other-guy going on, any
way you look at screwing-the-other-guy. YMV.

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"Ionizer" <me7@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:c6fjts$bcl9g$1@ID-120824.news.uni-berlin.de...

So you got the lid off. What did you fill it with? Piss in
the bottle, get the top back on & try to piss yourself
laughing at the thought of someone drinking it, just to find
out you've got no piss left to laugh with because it's all
in your whisky bottle.

"Rôgêr" <abuse@your.isp.com> wrote in message
news:408b451f$0$80542$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...

"Linda" <somewhere.in.the@barossa> wrote in message
news:c1Oic.9517$qq6.3270@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
restrooms had plastic dispensers with yellow liquid hand soap. We would
unscrew the bottle and dump it - pee in the bottle and screw it back in
place. Then we'd get a seat right outside the restroom and watch the look on
passengers faces as they came out.

Rôgêr wrote:
Please state why, in detail, you would want to screwup the next user of
the room?




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decided it was time to put the World to rights with this little gem:

Or even to polish your shoes.
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