Why can't I eat breakfast? When I eat soon after I wake up the food goes
right through me and I have to use the bathroom, then after that I can eat
all day fine. I normally skip breakfast and just wait for lunch because food
in the AM goes through me.

any suggestions?

Siman wrote:
You need to gradually increase the amount you eat first thing. After
about 2 weeks you'll be able to eat breakfast like a fat fucker every day.

Siman wrote:
Change your breakfast. Eat a biscuit or toast. Find a fluid that
doesn't cause issues, maybe tea instead of coffee.

A lot of people skip breakfast cause it makes them feel sick. OTOH, I
usually drink coffee after waking, and eat within a few minutes.

michael

See a Doctor.

"Siman" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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| Why can't I eat breakfast? When I eat soon after I wake up the food goes
| right through me and I have to use the bathroom, then after that I can eat
| all day fine. I normally skip breakfast and just wait for lunch because
food
| in the AM goes through me.
|
| any suggestions?
|
|

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Have your lunch when you get up instead of B/Fast

Siman wrote:

I'm the same. Eat whatever, and bang, out it comes 5 mins later.
Damn annoying, actually.

Uncle Buck, the shabby, subatomic vat of raw sewage, and attendant of the
kept woman, nauseated:

Fucking bullshit. The small intestine is 6 metres long, add to that 1.5
metres of the large intestine. Not only would you have to have a fully
evacuated bowel, whatever you eat would have to be greased up and pushed out
your arse end by forcing compressed air down your fucking gob. Not only
that, whatever goes in is precisely what would come out because it would not
fucking well have time to touch the sides, for fuck's sakes. Not even a
fucking barium enema shoved up your arse end would come back out that quick.
Fuck me dead. Exaggerating cunts.

--
You badgering, boring, snoring whey-face.

its called morning sickness, yr pregnant

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You fuckers crack me up.

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Mentu-menkhwy-nefer-yeb III wrote:
With the right equipment:
http://www.uniquemedicaltoys.com/ES_..._System_01.htm
I can fill his colon ascendens with concrete for one week, that might help.

Dr. Bill, the state-supported, gleeking cuntbubble, and brewer and seller of
beer without a license, preached:

The truck's on its way.

--
You murmuring, woozy, salt-cured pile of dog shit.

"Siman" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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either cut out the 8 pints of lager & midnight kebab or have a crap before
you breakfast.

Taking a moment's reflection, Siman mused:
|
| Why can't I eat breakfast? When I eat soon after I wake up the food goes
| right through me and I have to use the bathroom, then after that I can eat
| all day fine. I normally skip breakfast and just wait for lunch because
| food in the AM goes through me.
|
| any suggestions?

Whatever is coming out after you eat breakfast was eaten the day before.
Eat your breakfast with no worries ... it's still in there.

try eating your lunch for breakfast
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Ha-meryt-netjeru-mose XVIII wrote:
Mmm, let's go to work then!
http://www.nvok.nl/images/betonwagen.jpg
BTW: it's "Dr. Bill, the state-supported, gleeking cuntbubble, and grower
and seller of pot without a license."

Dr. Bill, the close-cropped, out of work hoofer, and castrator of horses and
dogs, affirmed:


I just let the bot pick 'em. Sometimes it is uncannily accurate.

--
You mother fucking, petrified, plastic flatulence.

Mentu-menkhwy-nefer-yeb III wrote:

Well maybe it's not what I just ate that's coming out, but 5 mins after
eating breakfast I need to take a shit. Explain that. Is it last
night's dinner then? I considered that, but I always take a shit after
dinner too. Got me stumped.

Is there any way to test this? What if I ate some coloured dye (bright
pink or something?) and see if my shit comes out that colour after 5
mins? Actually, I will test this theory and get back to you in a day
or two.

Taking a moment's reflection, Uncle Buck mused:
|
| Well maybe it's not what I just ate that's coming out, but 5 mins after
| eating breakfast I need to take a shit. Explain that. Is it last
| night's dinner then? I considered that, but I always take a shit after
| dinner too. Got me stumped.

The evidence is beginning to suggest that the relationship is: You eat,
then you shit ... regardless of when you eat. You are probably in a cycle
of eating meals at around the same time every day. Given that digestion is
a pretty stable process, you are probably evacuating

| Is there any way to test this? What if I ate some coloured dye (bright
| pink or something?) and see if my shit comes out that colour after 5
| mins? Actually, I will test this theory and get back to you in a day
| or two.

Eat a lot of corn with a meal, and watch the clock ... you'll see it on
that back end.

But, there is no need to test anything. Read up on your *digestive
tract* ... there is no great medical mystery here. Food, depending on what
it is, takes anywhere from 20 to 30 hours to several days to fully pass
through your system. It's not physically possible for a meal you've just
eaten to be available for evacuation within minutes of it being eaten.

Here's a link to a site (for the kid) that explains it all ...

http://kidshealth.org/kid/body/digest_noSW.html

Taking a moment's reflection, mhicaoidh mused:
|
| Given that digestion is a pretty stable process, you are probably
evacuating

... yesterday's meal.

| Eat a lot of corn with a meal, and watch the clock ... you'll see it on
| that back end.

One caveat to this, though, is that corn remnants (being mostly fiber)
will pass more quickly than, say, steak. So, using corn as a guide will
give you a rough estimate. But, you'll probably find that the corn will be
evacuated (assuming you ate it for dinner) at your morning or afternoon
defecation. Whereas, the rest of your dinner will be evacuated later on.