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Backbuild! LOL
Posted by SewVeryCreative on April 24th, 2008


"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
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her!!
*sorry -- couldn't resist!*

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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on April 24th, 2008


On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:30:47 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

You seem to be missing the point. Next time try reading the WHOLE
post BEFORE you start replying, Fuckup. There's this magical thing
called "context"...it's gonna be BIG!

And you have no creative or artistic talent, so it makes no difference
to you either way.

Nor should it ever be. Money should never dictate that which you
love.

....what supervisor?

Actually, no, I meant more along the lines of a client suddenly
deciding they want midis all over the site and random whiz bang flash
effects.

I do however take on jobs that try to limit, reduce or completely
disable crap like that, like the last job I did, it was an update of
this rather nasty Flash template:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...m/BT_Original/

My version greatly improved upon it:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...m/BT_Redesign/

....still, it'd be even better if the sound was disabled. Although not
much need to push, since they're already talking about wanting a new
website, something that doesn't look quite so glitzy and filled with
Flash cheese.

It's a metaphor, Stupid. My Mad Hatter character would tell them to
"fuck off", however as myself, in the REAL WORLD, I would say the same
in a much more pleasant and negotiating way.

It SHOULD have been. If it wasn't, that means you hadn't learned
anything of significance UNTIL you entered art school...and that means
that once you left art school...yeah, yer skillz were spoon fed and
you'll never be able to achieve any better than your current limited,
college flunkie level of ability. Yer no artist...just somebody's
fuckin tool.

Yup, I sure do. Currently I've got myself on nights, mostly because I
can get a lot more done at night without being constantly pestered by
customers. That and it's a lot nicer once it starts to REALLY warm
up.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by §nühwölf on April 24th, 2008


Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
conte><t though

http://www.werewolves.org
"zenwolf" prolly on page 4 or 5...


POST SPOILERS!
<falls outta chair laughing>
So you're district manager now?
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Point *proven*
Unless this is you ADMITTING YOU CANT DO FLASH

Need more schooly roundeyes?


My condolences.





To avoid the dirty looks you get from the customers, sure.

Of the smell. I think we can trust you on that one!

Because it sucks when they say "use some deoderant!"

Not for you coWorkers!
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEWWW!
WAHT JUST CRAWLED UP AISLE 6 AND DIED!?!?

"oh hello matt..."

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