They got all pissy and upset because of all the huge ass fireworks I
was lighting off, and then got even more upset when I started pointing
out all the hypocrisy and errors in their supposed "laws". It was
*REALLY* funny when, to bypass their "rules", I started taking roman
candles and shot them down the street...hey, it kept them from going
up over 20 feet in the air and since they didn't travel on the ground
either for more than 15 feet...oops, they couldn't do shit about it.
They finally gave in on that one though and told me I could shoot them
straight up since they didn't want them shot down the street like a
cannon. There were a few that, under their idiot rules, I couldn't
light off...in the county. LOL, so we just jumped in the car, found
the nearest county line, crossed over it by about 20 feet and then
started lighting off the rest. And of course, the stupid pig bastards
followed us, but then they couldn't do shit about it since their
"laws" only work within the county.
Fuckin stupid ass pigs, I hate the cops around here, not only are they
all a bunch of fuckin Nazi skinhead wannabes, but they also RAPE
teenage girls...although so far only one of them has actually been put
behind bars for it, but it's not liak it's some big sekrat that most
of the rest of them were doing (and possible still are doing it).
Problem is they scared most of the girls into keeping their mouths
shut (except for the one who spoke up five years after and nailed the
cop whose now behind bars).
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
