General Moulton Declares War

A.P (ADG) May 13, 2007 - Today, General Matthew Moulton announced an all
out assault to clear out all insurgents from alt.design graphics with
the ominous words, "It's time to TAKE BACK ADG!" Speaking to the
insurgents, General Moulton declared, "I'm all gonna go and light up a
fire underneath yer (sic) banal raped asses!"

General Moulton's assault began with a small beachhead on the border
between ADG and alt.binaries.design.graphics. Moulton's troops
encountered little resistance from the local population who seemed
generally unaware of the great assault taking place around them.

The first wave of troops came aground slightly after midnight, eastern
daylight time, and were met by the local population handing out flowers.
General Moulton decisively derided the indigenous population for their
backward ways and unsophisticated views, and declared he'd give locals
artwork, "Worth looking at," whether they liked it or not.

Later in the day, the general's spokesman released footage of the
general's jubilant celebration over his first day's successes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

--
Fred Doyle

On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:04:35 -0400, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

What's with you retards and confusing me with the numa guy? I mean
are you just THAT stupid or is it like an inside joke that only works
if yer still INside the closet?

Tell us Fred, does Drew prefer the top, or bottom?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Fred Doyle wrote:
This just in.

During his victory party, General Matthew Moulton exhumed the dead from
the local cemetery and, with his troop by his side performed
necrophilia. The general's spokesman defended the practice noting that
"to the victor, go the decayed".

More at 11.

Back to you Fred.

On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:29:24 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Yer mom's not really dead, Drew, she just wanted to get the hell away
from you and figured faking her death was the best means.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On May 13, 8:04 pm, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
hahaaa... oh man... I can see the resemblance...

I am very curious as to how the rest of this war campaign is going to
go. I will stay tuned for sure... Its like the first week of the
Iraqi War all over again. Sadly.

With such turbulence already within this little state... can it really
bear a war? To this, I say YES!

On May 13, 7:04 pm, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:

He's already gotten a stalker!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j475XI1Xg

Brian Mays wrote:
Shudder.

That's scary!

Drew