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Posted by mike on July 30th, 2006


http://www.artistmike.com/CertificateDesigns/1.html

Stop by and take a peek.

Mike


Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on July 30th, 2006


On Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:32:28 -0700, mike <mike@artistmike.com> wrote:

Hey, Retard Mike, why are you spamming your garbage here? This group
is for GRAPHIC DESIGNERS and the discussion of such, go try
alt.for-sale.design.graphics, you might have better luck selling your
piss poor "designs".

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Drew on July 31st, 2006


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


And the pot calls the kettle black once again.

D

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on July 31st, 2006


On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:24:44 GMT, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Hotmail, you're an even WORSE designer than Mikey...cause, ya know, at
least he HAS some...LOL...

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by mike@artistmike.com on August 1st, 2006


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
You are using the word "spamming" incorrectly. I posted a message in
one newsgroup, it was not "spammed" into other newsgroups and it was
not posted multiple times. So you are incorrect in using the word.
Care to try again?

I do chuckle at you.





The newsgroup is for anyone that wished to post to the newsgroup. Did
you forget how Usenet works?

hahaha.






You must be having good luck there then.


Mike

Site at: http://www.artistmike.com
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Posted by Drew on August 2nd, 2006


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

Last I knew email links don't equate quality of design.

Here's a perfect example: http://www.backwater-productions.net/

Love ya,

D


Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on August 2nd, 2006


On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:51:00 GMT, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Woah, REALLY? Thanks for insulting yourself btw, it's kind of funny.
^_^

....that's not an email link, Downs.

Oh I'm sure ya do, ya fuckin Hatter addict.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on August 7th, 2006


On 1 Aug 2006 08:36:38 -0700, mike@artistmike.com wrote:

You are a fucking moron.

spam

1. <messaging> (From Hormel's Spiced Ham, via the Monty Python
"Spam" song) To post irrelevant or inappropriate messages to
ONE or more Usenet newsgroups, mailing lists, or other
messaging system in deliberate or accidental violation of
netiquette.

So ignorance really is as bliss as they say, huh?

Did you forget that you're posting via the WEBTV of Usenet? Did you
forget to read their ToS? DUM DUM DUM DUM!

Dumbfuck Mikey is probably all like, "Duh uh...what's a ToS?"

*snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Brian Mays on August 8th, 2006



mike wrote:
Hey, Mike...nice to see you still plugging away!

I've been swamped a bit myself...with work and with being a newlywed!
I've also become president of our state's AIGA chapter, and have been
putting in a lot of time revitalizing it and getting it up to date.

Here's my latest bit of fun...much to the chagrin of a friend of
mine...
http://www.brianmays.com/reagan/

And I've been working on a site redesign for two of the sites in my
"kingdom." :-)

Brian Mays


Posted by mike@artistmike.com on August 8th, 2006


in article 1155038549.950179.237180@n13g2000cwa.googlegroups. com, Brian
Mays at brianleonmays@gmail.com wrote on 08/08/2006 5:02 AM:


Good stuff. The thumbs should be facing the other direction to be
"her" thumbs... but if they are someone else's thumbs keeping time to
"her" singing then it is ok... either way it's funny.

Remember, if you need certificates or certificate art in vector format,
I have some...

Chuckle.

http://www.artistmike.com/CertificateDesigns/1.html

Mike

Site at: http://www.artistmike.com
================================================== =======
Certificate Design at:
http://www.artistmike.com/CertificateDesigns/1.html
Logos at: http://www.artistmike.com/NewLogos20...s2002.08a.html
AdSense PodCast at: http://www.artistmike.com/AdSensePodCast/1.html
================================================== =======


Posted by mike@artistmike.com on August 8th, 2006


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


To indiscriminately send unsolicited, unwanted, irrelevant, or
inappropriate messages, especially commercial advertising in mass
quantities.

Your definition is incorrect. Mine is more accurate. Notice the
phrase "mass quantities". Also I did not "indiscriminately" send the
message. I purposely sent the message to this newsgroup. Just like I
sent this message to this newsgroup.

Certificate Art in VECTOR format. Certificate Borders, Certificate
Designs, all in VECTOR format.

http://www.artistmike.com/CertificateDesigns/1.html

Mike

Site at: http://www.artistmike.com
================================================== =======
Certificate Design at:
http://www.artistmike.com/CertificateDesigns/1.html
Logos at: http://www.artistmike.com/NewLogos20...s2002.08a.html
AdSense PodCast at: http://www.artistmike.com/AdSensePodCast/1.html
================================================== =======