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The Data Archive, She Is Up!
Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 11th, 2007


Here's teh linky blinky:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...hive/index.php

There's actually not THAT much in there at the moment, cause I'm in
teh process of uploading it all...around 13 gigs for starters.

I have a data archive sort folder, which builds up as I surf teh
Intarwebs and finds various st00f of personal interest. Then about
every 3 to 6 months I actually sort all the new content and add it
into the archive. What's nifty is that you can sort files by date
(probably I should set that as the default) so if you come back in a
couple months and just want to see new content all you have to do is
check teh dates and all the newest ones will be listed first (if you
click on the date button). Pretty neat, huh?

What's even cooler is that each section of the archive has different
keywords depending on the content so the ads that come up will be
related to the content of the folder you're in. So if you're in the
anime section you'll see anime ads and if you're in movies section of
the archive it'll show movie related ads, etc, etc.

Currently this is what's up:

- data archive
- images
- funny
- animals
- anime
- chat board humor
- scenic
- type puns

....*sigh*...uploading takes too long. I'm going to bed now, but
tomorrow I'll start uploading more. Hopefully by tomorrow I can at
least finish uploading the entire image portion of the archive.

The other really neat trick about the archive is that it acts as a
perfect backup copy, which is quite handy. My host ~claims~ I have
300 gigs of web space, so hey, let's test that theory, shall we? `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by SpaceGirl on May 11th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
That's cool.

Some the last image in each "section" has no title, just a jpeg icon...
bug? Other than that cool, but lil sluggish bringing up the thumbnails.



--

x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

Posted by Drew on May 11th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
What's this have to do with graphic design.

As usual, totally irrelevant.

Drew

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 11th, 2007


On Fri, 11 May 2007 09:33:58 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

What does your response and your failure to see how my post was about
graphic design have to do with graphic design?

As usual, a totally irrelevant post from Drew.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 11th, 2007


On Fri, 11 May 2007 12:21:20 +0100, SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:

Could be, sometimes it also does this thing where it makes a file on
two lines, but never on the same file, it's completely random, so
there's some kind of an issue there. The script isn't exactly my
own...well now I guess it is cause I cannibalized it so much and then
reconstructed it. But there's still some portions of the original
code here and there. I think once I get those portions out and
rewritten with my own code that the bugs will be cleared up (it should
also run a bit quicker).

One of my favorite portions, which I don't have up yet, is the web
design archive, which has hundreds of different screenies of websites
and design concepts that you can browse through for ideas and such.

Most of that is because it's constructing the thumbnails on the fly,
which is kinda eating up server resources. I think I'll switch over
to an archived thumbnail system rather than have them generated on the
fly. I can still use my php scripts to create the initial thumbnails
though.

Another thing I'm giving serious consideration to is making a STATIC
image preview, rather than one that follows the mouse, cause I find it
gets slightly annoying after awhile.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Drew on May 12th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

What's graphic design about it? Where are the well placed graphics, the
fontography, the theoretical execution? (the tritely and over used house
on an "H" icon not withstanding, of course.)

have to do with graphic design?
Have to do with what?

Drew

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 12th, 2007


On Fri, 11 May 2007 20:23:28 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

The whole fucking thing you stupid dipshit. What the hell do you
think the data archive is? It's a giant fucking repository of IMAGES,
aka GRAPHICS aka DESIGNS. Honestly, in all your fucking Jesus up the
ass stupidity it's like you're trying to claim that a site like Flikr
has nothing to do with graphic design.

One of the archives best uses is as a TOOL for graphic designers who
want to look at the work of others and to use it as a way of getting
ideas and inspiration. Especially in sections like these:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...ges/type_puns/

In this instance try graphic ADVERTISEMENTS you dipshit. Unless in
all your idiocy you're now going to try and claim that advertisement
has nothing to do with graphic design.

I think you mean typography, you stupid wannabe poser ass bitch.

You're reaching now, child.

Oh yeah, it's such an over used concept, what with how it's NEVER BEEN
DONE BEFORE. Woah, think stupid now, Drew, don't hurt yourself.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Drew on May 12th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
None of that are *your* graphic designs. Damn, I could post a link to
Google Images and claim that's design.
All lifted from the creativity of others.
See above.
I wrote what I meant.

Hardly original.

How's your part of the challenge coming?

Drew

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 12th, 2007


On Sat, 12 May 2007 08:34:22 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Actually, you ignorant fucking, presumptuous doorknob, my designs ARE
in teh data archive. Further extensive work/rework was put into a lot
of the material in the web design folder, since the originals were all
flat. Basically I reverse engineered a lot of the graphics,
reconstructed them on layers and then saved em as PSP files.

Not that it really matters because even if the data archive didn't
contain any of my own work it's STILL be related to graphic design.
Then again, you're an unproducing little fuckwit, so it stands to
reason that you don't comprehend the reasoning behind WHY a graphic
designer would want to look at the work of other artists.

....um, that *IS* design, you fuckwitted crotch goblin.

You really don't comprehend how this whole "art" and "design" thing
works, do ya Fumbles?

Oh I see your idiocy, trust me, it's blatantly clear.

Yes and it proves that you're no graphic designer, congratulations,
poser.

Well let's see some links to...ANYONE ELSE whose ever done it before.
Free cl00, Dipshit, THERE ARE NONE. You can find plenty 'o icons, you
can find plenty 'o icons that have text along with 'em, but you ain't
gonna find ANY where the icon and the text is merged together.

Haven't started on it yet, actually. It won't really take more than
15 minutes of effort to rightly end you, given what an incredible
poser artist you are.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Puck on May 12th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:vaf8431fjqdhqsql8nooa51sqhpq6stv8l@4ax.com:

There ya go, kidz. Something for that wet weekend indoors, with no mates
to call and a distinctly lacking social life. Rah.

Posted by Drew on May 12th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
I love it when you start slathering and call me fuckwit. Reminds me that
I'm not a notgettingfuckedwit as yourself.


I can't show you the links because I saw it done back in the mid '90s
and the sites are obviously outdated.


Fuckwit

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 12th, 2007


On 12 May 2007 23:33:56 GMT, Puck <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote:

You seem to have the BEST "social life", what with the spending all
your free time running all over the Interwebs telling people that they
don't have a "social life"...WOW...man that's just awesome!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Puck on May 13th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:9pkc431iu1dsogv4u30dta5r8eg0nm8dls@4ax.com:

Not lately, sadly. Much as I would like to spend my time 'running over
teh interwebs', I am otherwise duty-bound. But don't feel abandoned,
dear boy. One day I'll be rilly old and my tits will badly sag and no
one will love me... then I'll come back and read your fucking archive, K?


Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 13th, 2007


On 13 May 2007 00:27:26 GMT, Puck <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote:

I have it on good authority that your tits are already quite saggy.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Puck on May 13th, 2007


Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:9uoc431ac0svj1h70jfhf18q1li8jmho3s@4ax.com:

Your 'good authority' should not be judged on the opinions of someone else
I refused to indulge.


Posted by Shank on May 14th, 2007


haha... I just saw the H that you are talking about.... ooohhh man,
lol. Yah it has been done plenty of times, I would agree... mid 90s. I
was going to say early 90s... but I think you are right Drew.

You may be able to find it on some of those gif animation farms.

I was just curious... why there are google ads on a personal archive?


Posted by Drew on May 14th, 2007


Shank wrote:

That is curious indeed since he claimed he doesn't do that on hobby (?)
sites. Since he lost his job at DQ when he moved, he's gotta add that
$2.76 a month somewhere.

Go figure.

Drew

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 15th, 2007


On Sat, 12 May 2007 19:36:09 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Woah, stellar comeback there, Drewster. I can tell you really put a
LOT of thought into that one. *nods*

Yeah, fucking duh, cause they don't exist you drooling doorknob.
NEXT!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 15th, 2007


On 14 May 2007 07:15:51 -0700, Shank <jeremyshank@gmail.com> wrote:

Neither of you droolers even knew what the Internet was back in the
mid 90s, but keep dreamin.

May, might, er, kind of, maybe, I think, well, uh, then again...boy
you retards are NEVER short on EXCUSES are you? I can only imagine
what it must be like to work with deficients like you on a daily
basis. Always missing deadlines, never actually producing anything,
always there with an excuse...*tsk*...*tsk*...*tsk*...yer just a bunch
of posers, huh?

Duh, er, uh, why would I put a PERSONAL archive on the
INTERNET...hurr, hurr...

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on May 15th, 2007


On Mon, 14 May 2007 11:23:58 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

I'm pimpin yer sister out for a living these days, Drew. She's a
filthy little whore for sure, but the customers don't seem to mind
much.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )