Will you bend over for me? I can get rid of some of those polyps. :^)

"Raging Polyp" <raging.polyp@mac.invalid> wrote in message
news:Lb2dnX7aw4_ywL7bnZ2dnUVZ_hadnZ2d@comcast.com. ..

chinchilla wrote:
Don't change the subject. The US kow-towed to a bunch of ragheads.
Fact. End of story.

As for your proposition, no.

Great Britian is not a superpower anymore. They are just the lapdog of
America. They can't even beat the Irish

Aren't those polyps bothering you? If you bend over I can ease your pain.
"Raging Polyp" <raging.polyp@mac.invalid> wrote in message
newstWdnSxLS7fq_L7bnZ2dnUVZ_hGdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..

chinchilla wrote:
Superpower? That's comical. The US is no more a superpower than Sri
Lanka now. With a military that is absolutely shredded by stupid wars,
a budget deficit that is larger than the GNP of over 100 nationals
(that's a bad thing), a trade deficit that is at all time highs, and a
population that is growing fatter and more stupid by the day.

America is dying. One fat bloated American at a time.

So keep eating your Klondikes and watching American Idol. Meanwhile,
the rest of world will pass you and your pathetic country by.

Britian is dead. They are irrelevant. They are only still at the table
because America wants them there.

Now Germany, that's a real superpower. They are no lapdog to America.

Britian needs the UN just to deal with the Irish.

Terrorist love Britain and France. Germany is not terroist friendly.

I predict within 100 years Britian will be a third world country.

Now about those polyps. Bend over please. :^)

"Raging Polyp" <raging.polyp@mac.invalid> wrote in message
news:vumdnU1jK-Nv-L7bnZ2dnUVZ_syunZ2d@comcast.com...

chinchilla wrote:
Believe what you want. The facts suggest something else entirely.

Germany, home of rampant unemployment, a rising Muslim population, and a
weak military.

Proof?

Germany harbored more terrorists than France, Britain, and the US combined.

Don't quit your day job.

Keep avoiding the subject. America has for the last 20 years.

How's that DB6 account working out for you? Hope you keep your children
away from the owner.

On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 23:41:02 -0400, Raging Polyp did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Not! I get at least one-third. OK, one-fifth, and both Hatter and Lionel
are in on the deal. Come to think of it, most of usenet can lay claim to
his brain...

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"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk>

"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/mag...n91/chung.html

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com>

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

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Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>

"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups .com>

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org>

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
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"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:13:42 -0500, DaRkAnGeL did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
He's a Kevin Smith fan, and a monumentally clueless one. He has
effectively *become* Smith's caricature of a twentysomething with a
moderate-to-poor education in history, "reclaiming" the racist term
"porch monkey" (used to describe/denigrate black people, often black
children, in the Deep South, back in the mid-20th century and earlier),
and has now moved on to "exposing" free-wheeling, self-acknowledged
nym-shifting t0rlls such as myself, as well as becoming Outer Filth (as
I suspect you've seen, by now). His nym-theft of "The Secretary of
HomIntern" is possibly the most ironic of all, considering what the
portmanteau refers to...

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"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk>

"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/mag...n91/chung.html

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com>

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>

"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups .com>

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org>

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q3uti3t52@corp.supernews.com

"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

In article <evv03b$s97$3@registered.motzarella.org>,
DaRkAnGeL <chaos@FOAD.net> wrote:


I posted the headers in an earlier thread - his screams got really high
pitched then ;-)

--
Got mail? I did ;-) Three and counting.
Got proof? Not yet, still waiting.

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Gayton mcFagg0t is one of my owned b1tches. He's gaybashed as$ has been
owned since January 2007. He enjoys being c0ckslapped very much.

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
yer just another member of my very long list of owned tards.

Diaperboi has been owned shortly after you were owned in January 2007.
Loonel was owned in early February 2007. Where GayDuckie and his other
nym were owned so afterwards.

I have at least 75 tards in my owned tarded collection, gayton mcfagg0t

"I love horse c0ck, ..." -- Gayton McFagg0t admits his love of horse
penis publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.12.38.11.237669@statements.likeyou rs>

"When a gerbil starts kicking around inside of me, I feel all good
inside." -- Gayton McFagg0t gives one reason why he loves gerbil
stuffing in, "I love horse c0ck, ..." -- Gayton McFagg0t admits his
love of horse penis publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.05.12.35.11.236969@statements.likeyou rs>

"I hate getting anal stitches. My daddy never lets me heal properly." --
Gayton McFagg0t whines about the after effects of his daddy bunghole
rapings in , message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.29.11.49.11.236123@statements.likeyou rs>

"I had my first mental breakdown when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a bottomboy." -- Gayton
McFagg0t describes his path to homosexuality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.11.29.12.238234@statements.likeyou rs>

"My daddy gave me a pony for my 11th birthday. Little did he know the
pony was riding me too." -- Gayton McFagg0t descrines his path to
bestiality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.17.12.04.13.237721@statements.likeyou rs>

"My parents excepted the fact that I love horse genitalia. I haven't
told them about my cravings for gerbils yet. " -- Gayton McFagg0t tries
to let his parents in on his trisexuality in. Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.03.10.31.11.235412@statements.likeyou rs>

Raging Polyp wrote:

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
Yer the one who munches kali-carpet and sucks animalc0ck.

Yer just an easy skank.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
intelligence of a peanut.

HTH, b1tch.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
You and Loonel would make very ugly low functioning profoundly retarded
babies that are hideously disfigured.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
Why don't you release Osama Bin laden from yer deep dark smelly
undouched pus$y b1tch

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
like the warm jizz sliding down yer throat? Do little furries bring yer
rectum to life?

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
attention to horses. You wanted that special bond back with yer dad , eh?
of corpses.
b1tch you got owned in under a day.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
golden showers,so you'll have to take turns.