DaRkAnGeL wrote:
cleaner. Even with all the maggots that inhabit it.

Why won't you douche, b1tch?

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
Now the c*nt is trying to c0cksuck Gay Duckie. This b1tch will suck any
c0ck put before her (animal/human living/corpse)
This b1tch is so dumb she makes Britney Spears look like a Rhodes
Scholar. All DarkC*nt's good for is spreading STDs and licking toilets
and urinals. That's it

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
HEY! What the heck is wrong with pork rinds??? By the way, they are
actually a Mexican import.

Pomposity? You have to be kidding. The height of pomposity is 60 million
British (most of whom do more "buggering" of the language than can be
done anywhere else on the planet) trying to tell the well over 300
million other native English speakers (most of whom are American), that
they don't speak English correctly.

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-Christopher Walken SNL ð

Lionel wrote:
added attention and the extra spare change you gets really helps yer dad
keep the cardboard shack up and almost inhabitable.

Lionel wrote:
engage in yer tarded fantasy?
time range. Tarded b1tches areeasy to poke prod and abuse. You foaming
kooks are unintentionally hilarious

Lionel wrote:
Loonel yer brain has been dead since february. You c0ckslurped yer way
into permanent jizz craziness. Have you ever *not* been *owned* loonel?

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
STDs treated,crack-ho. How much money did you earn sucking c0cks today.
$0.30??? $0.10???
americans and brits have been looking for him. Yer toxic pus$y probably
killed him anyway.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
tonsils. When yer done he'll probably give you a penny for yer efforts
been Xposed. Ooops ya f*cked up b1tch.
b1tch.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:

Lionel wrote:
How did you stretch yer c*nt so that a Hummer H2, Osama Bin laden and a
satellite could fit in there. yer daddy must have ridden your diseased
c*nt like it was a champion race horse.
on the head thing if yer a pus$y scared of pain.

DaRkAnGeL wrote:
away. Is the UK gonna put yer toxic pus$y to good use to let it just
pollute the air and not fight terrorism

Lionel wrote:
C*nt's pus$y is too deep. Dudes keep getting trapped in their
personality K-woman enough for you.
for a few weeks now.
That b1tch got owned in merely a few hours. the c*nt is toast. just like
yer were in february 2007. yer both my owned tards now.

Lionel wrote:
my dog's as$ out,sucked it c0ck and you fellate kangaroos against their
will. Don't you just feel like killing yerself, loonel?
Loonel is a 56 bagger. 47 over his head. three over his miniscule c0ck.
four over his rectum. and one over each foot. Loonel body wreaks
because he refuses to shower. he refuses to wipe his as$. he refuses to
get his athlete foot addressed.

His feet smell like Frito Lay Corn Chips.

Not only Loonel require 56 bags to help contain his ugliness and funk.
He also requires six tampons be stuffed up his as$. Noxious odors
escaped from his $hit encrusted as$hole.

Lionel wrote:
fellate them but force,they lose the will to live.

Lionel wrote:
Loonel you totally avoid yer animal debauchery. Why?

On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:47:29 -0500, DaRkAnGeL did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Quite. But see below.

Having only seen "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" (frakkin' hilarious,
BTW), I must agree in general, but I will also note that he started out
as a movie critic in July '06, and then decided laming was more fun. I
think he thinks he's being very post-modern and ironic. He _is_ ironic,
but not in the way he might intend.

He introduced himself to AUK in the middle of the ongoing
Bishop/Dockery/Lysaght whinefest in rec.arts.poems, got into a lamewar
(the one which produced the gem in my sig) with Ying Guo (curiously
absent for awhile -- I think he likes it in the Galactic Killfile, now,
and doesn't relish the freedom to earn more awards for this one month),
and then embarked on his mission to be owned by every single kookologist
he could find. So far, he's doing brilliantly.

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saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

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The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
again fagboi.
still as lame as ever. the b1tch still hasn't learned to flame.he's
owned by many and owns no one
he's yer gem Gayton mcFagg0t

"I love horse c0ck, ..." -- Gayton McFagg0t admits his love of horse
penis publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.12.38.11.237669@statements.likeyou rs>

"When a gerbil starts kicking around inside of me, I feel all good
inside." -- Gayton McFagg0t gives one reason why he loves gerbil
stuffing in, "I love horse c0ck, ..." -- Gayton McFagg0t admits his
love of horse penis publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.05.12.35.11.236969@statements.likeyou rs>

"I hate getting anal stitches. My daddy never lets me heal properly." --
Gayton McFagg0t whines about the after effects of his daddy bunghole
rapings in , message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.29.11.49.11.236123@statements.likeyou rs>

"I had my first mental breakdown when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a bottomboy." -- Gayton
McFagg0t describes his path to homosexuality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.11.29.12.238234@statements.likeyou rs>

"My daddy gave me a pony for my 11th birthday. Little did he know the
pony was riding me too." -- Gayton McFagg0t descrines his path to
bestiality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.17.12.04.13.237721@statements.likeyou rs>

"My parents excepted the fact that I love horse genitalia. I haven't
told them about my cravings for gerbils yet. " -- Gayton McFagg0t tries
to let his parents in on his trisexuality in. Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.03.10.31.11.235412@statements.likeyou rs>

You never had a chance at freedom, eh tardo

DaRkAnGeL wrote:

DaRkAnGeL wrote:

DaRkAnGeL wrote: