On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:41:30 -0700, PerfectReign
<theperfectreign@yahoo.com> wrote:

Careful, if you make him REALLY butthurtz he might start accusing you
of being a Hatter slurper or something.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:3qb114teqshjmbig4504jim0l76349gr2d@4ax.com...
You were probably going for something more like this right?
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/floatingb...ketchThing.jpg

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:21:57 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
wrote:

....not really, that looks pretty bad actually. It looks like you just
ran filters over it. The idea, Dimwit, is that you're supposed to try
and make it look like a pencil or charcoal sketch that someone
actually did by hand. Admittedly though in my third example I was
going more for a painted look. In all the cases though I was trying
to make it look like it was hand done, where as yours look like...well
it looks a computer generated filter, not anything that someone would
make in real life using conventional art materials.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
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You gotta be shitting me. Your crap doesn't even come close. Talk about just
running filters looks like all you did was slap on a ripple filter making a
blurry mess. Give it up

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
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You're so fucking delusional it's actually really sad to see. LOOK at what
you made, it's NOTHING, it's garbage, it doesn't function on ANY level, it's
total shit. It's like something I would have made like a month after I
started using graphic programs 10 years ago. You say it's a simple effect to
achieve, BUT YOU DIDN'T ACHIEVE IT man you're fucking nuts. Laters dumbass

On Thu, 01 May 2008 00:40:08 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com>
wrote:

Don't get all butthurtz and pissy at me just because you're too stupid
to figure out how to achieve such a simplistic effect, and no,
dipshit, how you think I did it is NOT how I did it, but then, yer a
fuckin amateur so it's not like it comes as some kind of surprise or
anything. Yer last paying client was probably yer fuckin mom or
something, whilst my last client had six Emmy awards under their belt.
You suck, bitch tits, yer a poser class wannabe, some fuckin relic
from before graphic design went digital. Yer too damn slow and too
damn out of date to catch up at this point, so you hang out all day on
some dusty old newsgroup, nit picking and giving out half assed
critiques that say more about your own lack of skillz than those you
so blatantly try to attack.

Your bitterness over what you covet becomes that much more apparent
with every new whining little snit fit you throw when things don't
work out your way, attacking anyone and everyone who even gets near
you, like an old, blind dog, huddled up in a corner and biting at
anyone who gets close. Face it man, yer a "never-was" and a
"never-will-be" so just give it up and quit torturing yourself over
it. At least try and save what little dignity you have left by bowing
out now and keeping quiet, before you REALLY wind up humiliating
yourself.

It's over man, put it down, yer done.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:27:47 -0500, "MindBrain"
<someone@microsoft.com> wrote:

LOL...see Fuckup, this is WHY you'll never be anything more than some
sloppy ass newfag to the world of digital graphic design...because you
can't tell.

You honestly cannot tell the difference between randomly slapped on
default filter effects and coherent, purposed, custom effects. You
have absolutely no way of discerning that total fucking CRAP you shit
out from the images that I put up, do you?

To you, it all just looks the same, because yer just some old fuckin
faggot who can't keep up with industry. For a luddite like you, you
will ALWAYS see EVERYTHING done digitally as "crap" simply because it
wasn't produced in the only way you ever learned how to make art. In
your mind, if you can't replicate it using the same tools, then it
must not be any good.

It's bitterness man, yer all angry and full of hatred because you keep
seeing all these cool techniques and effects and you just can't seem
to reproduce them on any level. Every time you try...yeah, yer shit
just winds up looking like you were randomly clicking on default
filter effects.

And then of course when you get called on yer bullshit you lash out
blindly calling it ALL crap and SCREAMING about how it doesn't mean
anything and it's all just garbage...LOL...who the fuck are you tryin
to kid, Sunshine?

I'll tell you what, if you think this shit is *SO* easy, *SO*
inconsequentially simple...let's see you reverse engineer the
graphical front end of my Care Bears site. That way you can prove to
everyone that you aren't simply running at the mouth in jealousy.

On the other hand...you could always just backpedal. Yeah, I think
you're going to do that:


<space for Mindless's backpedal>


Try and make it REAL sloppy and lame, Fuckwit. Scream and froth a lot
too, boy I bet that'll redeem you from the depths of retardation that
you've already fallen into. *snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )