- Introducing - PORCHY BOT 9000!
- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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Not until you get that lucrative recording contract...
- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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Now maybe the state will let you keep your kids 
- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join SNUH
and the world will be as one
- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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‚‚£f
ROTFLMAO!
- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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‚‚£f
- Posted by §ñühw¤£f on December 31st, 1969
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He hace abandonded us 
- Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on February 11th, 2007
LOLZ:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...atform/Porchy/
Flash is fun, you can whip up fun lil st00fs like that in about an
hour and it makes for really good practice work. ^_^
Okay, on to more productive matters!
*Hatter goes back to playing KH2*
I've nearly maxed out my stats, I only need a few dozen more thunder
crystals and mythril crystals to do it (I guess that actually equates
to more since ya gotta synth the mythril so I need twilight/dense
crystals and gems for that). If you complete every last little thing
in the game there's an ending bonus! That and I'm just a very
obsessive compulsive video game player.
Speakin 'o that, I should show everybody "Hatter Game" sometime.
Basically I turned goals and resolutions in my life into a kind of
"video game" and then when I complete certain tasks/goals it'll
"unlock" others...it's all just for play since I'm manually altering
the graphics/interface, essentially it's just a stylistic form of a
check off sheet, but I find it helps me to get things done to kind of
think of stuff in such terms (real or not).
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
- Posted by JanBen Hëlmüt on February 11th, 2007
On Sun, 11 Feb 2007 16:10:47 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote
(in article <3sbus2pg29fpn6107lte865o9kotf2gek9@4ax.com>):
Who are you trying to kidding here?
--
Brutality Personified
http://www.asshelmets.com/
http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb2/
- Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on February 11th, 2007
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:59:13 +1100, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
wrote:
He seems to have run away...then again, what with all his frothing
about the missionary position and his disgust of pussy (despite his
being one) maybe he attends church all day long on Sunday. That might
also explain all the cock and gay references, it's likely that he was
molested as a young choir boy.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
- Posted by Henry Schmidt on February 12th, 2007
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
c0ckslapped so violent. M y alliance with MaxWhore did nothing to help
me. In fact I'm getting beaten worse. WaaH. BTW Loonel could you help me
change my diaper. It's leaking again"
- Posted by Rev Turd Fredericks on February 12th, 2007
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
down a bit on the effects or is it set at a particular level?
--
They have the internet for computers now?
-Homer Simpson
- Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on February 12th, 2007
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:05:41 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
<turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
It's just set at a particular level, but it'd only take a few lines of
code and a couple graphics to make a volume control. It's also
currently setup as just a sequence of Porchyisms, but I think I'll go
ahead and throw in a lil button to get random results. Also if you
click on Porchy's "bone" he growls at you. ^_^
I should add in a couple Easter eggs, like one where you can make his
head explode, that'd be fun. Or maybe one where he gets put into a
microwave. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
- Posted by Henry Schmidt on February 12th, 2007
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
You really are the baskin robbins of c0ck tasting, aren't ya diaperboi.
My doggy's ba1ls need some of your special diaperboi magic. make him
howl and growl, diaperboi. And put your back into sucking his c0ck this
time.
- Posted by Henry Schmidt on February 12th, 2007
Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
the bar any lower to perhaps undouched dumpster whores?
- Posted by Rev Turd Fredericks on February 12th, 2007
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
His head should explode shit everywhere :-)
The volume would be helpful just because when you are watching TV and
visiting websites with sound, it's easier to mute the TV than it is to
adjust the overall volume. It's kind of a laziness thing with me.
--
They have the internet for computers now?
-Homer Simpson