Hi, I am looking for a talented artist willing to design several static web
pages. If interested, please send your portfolio to: info a-t
mediadistributed com.
Tomasz J

Tomasz J wrote:
Give this guy a shot: http://www.backwater-productions.net

He's really got some superior talent.

HTH

D

Drew wrote:
Don't be mean

--

x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

On Mon, 07 May 2007 14:06:13 +0100, SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:

How does that go..."A lot of truth is said in jest."

^_^

Fact is there isn't anyone in this froup, not even you Spacey, who can
match me as far as sheer level of ability and skill. I've done things
in HTML that no one else has or would even be able to do if they
wanted. I'm talkin GOD LEVEL web programming:
http://www.backwater-productions.net.../JS_Source.txt

The other neat thing is that my ability and skill are in a constant
state of evolution and expansion that increase at a near exponential
rate. Mostly because while so many of you are locked into doing
lesser REDUNDANT work in your forte in order to try and "make a
living", this is only an art form for me, rather than a job, which
means I have FAR more time to experiment and learn, not only in
graphic design, but nearly every tech form imaginable from networking
to programming. And because I religiously devote so much time to it
all I have an expert level of understanding in nearly EVERY one of
those areas (except 3D rendering, which I'll overcome by this summer).

Bottom line...anything you can do...I can do better. And hey, if ya
don't think so, step it the fuck up and let's see one of yer sites, 10
to 1 says I can rewrite yer code and reencode your images to take up
at ~least~ 25% less of its current size while still retaining the same
level of quality.

Fact is this...every single person (and there were nearly a dozen
professional level web developers on PoE) who tried to meet the
challenge...every single last one of them FAILED MISERABLY.

I'll say this now...there's no one better than me, there will never be
anyone better than me and no one will EVER win my challenge. I'm
arrogant for sure, an asshole, oh yeah, eight shades of ass blistering
reality coupled with a few sharp bitch slaps of hard, biting
sarcasm...so you can hate me all you like, you can covet what I got
and you don't, you can loath the way I flaunt my abilities, you can
piss yerself in frustration and follow me the fuck around snitting
after my posts every last chance you get...but you will never, EVER
meet my challenge. You fail. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Keep telling yourself that sweety

Um... a bunch of arrays? How is that God level anything.

And yet you clearer *demonstrate* few skills in any areas... nothing
that a Graphics Design grad can't piss on in their sleep without ANY
"god like programming skills".

I do LIKE some of your work.

We just picked up Maya for some work here I can see this will be a
hard time.

Smaller images != better site... I'm curious to why you'd think that.
Again, HTML is irrelevant (as is any code to be honest) - what IS
important is delivery what the customer wants, and that is commercially
successful.

Hard for me to post sites as most of them are NDA, but I've mentions
some here in the past.

Show me ONE of your sites that matches any ONE of the sites listed here:

http://www.thefwa.com

well I don't mind that to much. There are to many shy people who's
talent gets ignored because they don't show it to anyone. There are also
plenty of talentless people with big mouths.

Let me see... 4 A-list band sites, a world bank, the worlds second
largest insurance company, the UKs biggest automotive company, own
record label, own promo company, A-list band gig photography... That's
my last 2 years work load. Now working on a Japanese Cultural webzine.

c'mon wanna see some of your commercial stuff.

On Mon, 07 May 2007 19:20:07 +0100, SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:

Keep running away from the challenge, Sweety. ^_^

The fact that you can't even tell WHAT those arrays are doing. Do be
sure and let us all know when you manage to produce a perfect liquid
site of your own (without the use of Flash)...heck, I'll even let ya
get off with posting SOMEONE ELSE'S example of a perfect liquid
site...cept, ya know, THERE ARE NONE. LOL

You run at the mouth real good, but the fact is I produce far more
than anyone else around here and can even best yer own fuckin designs
without even so much as 20 minutes worth of effort:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...al_Warning.png

And even those who can come close to matching my level of graphic
design can't match my ability in image encoding (and vise versa). See
the fact is I have graduate level and beyond skills not just in ONE
area, like so many around here, but in practically ALL areas.

Best to start off with something smaller scale I think. I started
with MLCad rebuilding a lot of my Lego designs virtually. Even that
program was fairly daunting from the start (there might be some
tutorials for it now though), but if you stick with it, it'll really
give you a good base understanding of 3D design, especially with
handling objects on multiple axis.

I think you missed the part about still retaining the same level of
quality. It may not be all that important for Joe Blow's website, but
remember, I'm thinking GOD LEVEL here, I'm thinkin a site like
Neopets, with MILLIONS of users simultaneously accessing thousands of
image files...in THAT case...a 25 percent reduction in image size can
equate to saving THOUSANDS of dollars in bandwidth costs.

Mention one now, let's see if I can best it.

I don't think I have any sites that are that deficient, actually. I
tried this one:
http://www.communicatorworld.com/

It's a nice design...but the fact is it's just not doing anything
highly technical.

You want something better?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

My flash blog is doing more, technical wise, than that other site.

See that's the problem though, from your perspective you can probably
only see design and not so much the coding side. You probably look at
sites like that one I listed and think, WOW, that's incredible! But
uh...simple vector animation in Flash...come on, that's not even
remotely hard to do.

It's not about a SINGLE point of skill, it's about using a VARIETY of
skills in order to produce something that is technically proficient on
ALL LEVELS, not just ONE, as is the case in that link I posted. It's
technically proficient GRAPHICALLY...but code wise...come on, for
being vector based that bitch oughta load a fuck of a lot faster on a
gawd damn broad band connection. The only explanation for it is that
the designer was proficient in graphic design, but not as far as the
coding side.

Those shy people...they don't matter. You can be the most talented
fuck in the world, but if yer too shy to show it or make use of
it...yer no better than some guy runnin at the mouth who doesn't know
shit. And those guys with the big mouths and no
talent...yeah...doesn't really take very long to see what they're all
about when it comes time to step it the fuck up and deliver the
content. There's quite a few people around here who like to run the
fuck at the mouth about me...but I sure the fuck don't see any of them
steppin up to my challenge.

....um, but that's just it, I don't really *DO* commercial stuff (or at
least I don't actively seek it out). Again, it's an ART FORM to me,
not really a business venture. And anyone with decent marketing
skills can pull off high end contracts with little to no ability at
all, just look at the whole "tech boom" of the late 90s, the WHOLE
THING was built off guys CLAIMING they could do shit that they
couldn't even deliver on. The tech boom didn't crash because the
ideas were bad, it crashed because there simply weren't enough
talented, skilled individuals to actually make good on those ideas.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
*shrug* probably because it's pointless? Why on Earth would I want to
emulate something we can do in Flash in 10 seconds in JavaScript and
HTML. Talk about wasting your time...

It looks like it took 20 minutes in PSP. It's hardly commercial level,
or THAT good. 14-days is about expressing yourself anyway, so I guess it
doesn't matter. The images I posted took about an hour each BTW, but I
hardly think they're anything special... because they took an hour! Just
playing around.

Well, I know 3DS Max pretty well, so hoping the jump wont be to hard.
We're all Mac now, so can't use Max... Maya it is.

Bandwidth is cheap, we generally dont care. We have web sites that have
millions of requests A DAY, and we dont go to the effort of compressing
images heavily. Why? Because the client is happy with footing the bill,
and it would cost MORE of our time to compress images when we could be
doing something more productive. Along with your liquid design thing,
it's kinda pointless (other than as an interesting technical challenge).

I'll post the japanese site later when we're ready for public beta. I
can't really post others here (yet).

Hm. Your blog is basic. We're about 50% through building our Japanese
Cultural Mag... it's actually sitting on top of WordPress. The entire
content is managed through WP, and the blogging front end is 100% Flash,
and has 100% of WPs functionality. Including pingbacks, commenting...
etc etc.

Because coding is actually... meaningless. What user cares about how
Windows is programmed to actually use it? Do you need to know how
Microsoft Word is compiled to write a novel in it? No, because, it's
irrelevant.

So my first impression is what something looks like and the
functionality it offers, regardless of how clever it is below the surface.

The techie side of me DOES appreciate good code, efficient sites, and
great functionality - I also realize that the worlds best-written
website is utterly useless if it has an awful UI (not that I'm suggest
your stuff is bad, I'm just making a point).

You make it sound as if it's something special. Have you looked at any
job ads for web designers recently? You HAVE to be multi-skilled. The
skill-sets these days are a killer if someone is starting out, that's
for sure. My other half, who is a classically trained designer & artist,
really struggles at the web end of things because she is very focused.
She is a brilliant designer.

Because you can't. Nobody would hire you. You have no portfolio, or the
*apparent* skills. If you were to try go for a web design role, you'd be
lucky to pick up an entry level junior role. I've hired MANY people over
the years, school kids with web sites that just blow you away, and
frankly their stuff is generally far superior than anything you've
demonstrated.

Is that an excuse? I graduated art school, not a tech school. It's art
to me too; that's why I set up my own studio, so I could do what I
wanted rather than what was demanded of me (with, uh, mixed results...
but I tried!)

There is some truth in that, I have to say.

Not to mention greedy people throwing money at a lot of hot air.

"SpaceGirl" <nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote in message
news:5a98upF2mgg2eU1@mid.individual.net...
Actually, the question that comes to my mind is why does he need to keep
telling himself that?

Aha! The real crux of the matter! What DOES make a "better" site. What is
the aesthetic by which sites are to be judged? Can there be more than one?

Yes me too, but he conveniently fails repeatedly to answer that.

When Matt sets up the aesthetic, and names himself the judge, he never fails
to lose. Is that a big surprise to anyone?

There's a great deal of projection going on in that statement.

Reality is, he has none. But commercialism is not the aesthtic he uses to
judge his hobby site, and he's posted his commercial work and had to reach
back to 2004 and beyond to find work to show. That's not what Matt does, by
his own admission. Matt calls it artwork. But on a hobby level, you get to
call anything you want artwork. Sorry, that's not the case on a professional
level. Professional art and design is not an level Matt competes on.

When you say "wanna see some of your commercial stuff," you're doing exactly
what he does, i.e. setting up an aesthetic of your own and asking him to
compete in that arena. We all get to set our own standard on hobby work.
That's the real point. On his hobby sites, Matt sets up an aesthetic that he
likes and that he feels comfortable working with. That's fine. That's what
hobby sites are for. When you get to commercial work, now the aesthetic
changes drastically gets more complex and gets out of your own control. When
that's the case, that's where Matt fails.

Fred

On Mon, 7 May 2007 16:49:37 -0400, "Fred Doyle" <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

Free cl00, Dipshit, if I was talking TO MYSELF...I wouldn't be openly
posting in a PUBLIC FORUM you fuckin doorknob.

It's not about aesthetics, it's about pure form/design/encoding. You
can't argue that a house made of straw is superior to one made of
brick when the big bad comes a knockin on yer door. Whether you want
to talk about the deficiency of using tables for content layout or
poorly compressed images, they ALL directly affect either the users
experience and/or your servers resources (as well as the end users)

You must have some kind of reading STUPID problem or something, cause
I've answered that particular line of idiocy COUNTLESS times before
(including just now in this post), in fact there's a giant fuckin
thread circa 2005 over in alt.2600 in which all the benefits are
listed and explained by multiple contributors, myself included.

Yeesh, there's that reading STUPID problem again. It's not a question
of aesthetics in this challenge, it's a question of image
encoding/compression and web coding efficiency and how it directly
affects your servers and end users resources.

LOL, aren't you doorknobs always trying to claim that I'm
narcissistic? It's cute how your little labels and cop outs trip over
each other every so often. It's easier for you to make excuses and
run away than it is to meet the challenge, huh?

Professional and art don't even belong in the same sentence, Numbnuts.
You can be a "professional" graphic designer, but really that doesn't
mean fuck all. That's like trying to claim that you're a superior
artist because you drive a sports car rather than a go-mo-beater. Who
your clients are isn't reflective of your level of skill and really
that's just a cheap cop out from deficients like you looking to try
and hide your LACK of ability and expertise. I can name FAR more piss
poor put together high end corporate sites than I can personal sites.
Personal sites tend to be put together MUCH better since the creators
are ALWAYS passionate about the site and what it's all about. Most
"professional" fucks will NEVER be as passionate about the work they
do for OTHER people than someone who primarily only makes personal
sites that align with THEIR OWN interests and desires.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

My, you have trouble understanding the meaning of that word.

--
Fred Doyle

On Tue, 08 May 2007 06:31:19 -0400, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

My, there's that reading STUPID problem of yours again. Free cl00,
Dipshit, try reading the WHOLE post next time (I know, I know, that's
a LOT of Ritalin for you, huh).

Further if your idiot based comeback actually had some merit or root
in reality you would be able to explain EXACTLY how...uh...all the
stuff you snipped out (conveniently) doesn't match up with the
meaning.

But you CAN'T, can you? Nah, the best a doorknob like you can do is
snip out all the parts that made you feel all stupid and then RUN THE
FUCK AWAY. Not that it's much of a surprise.

Even further, along with what I said in that last post, since my
challenge is to build a REPLICATE of the site, the ORIGINAL aesthetics
ARE NOT BEING CHANGED in ANY FUCKING WAY WHATSOEVER, you retarded
dipshit. The challenge is ENTIRELY based on the PURE MECHANICS of the
forms, from digital ENCODING (that's a big word for a DOORKNOB like
you, huh) to web DEVELOPMENT (another big word, huh Freddie).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote

Matt, my friend, you must present an opinion I respect before I read and
reply. Most of your posts don't meet that standard. You're a silly little
guy, with no real accomplishments to back up what you says, who makes so
little sense most of the time, yet is seems to be trying so hard to be heard
that it can be amusing.

You spend an awful lot of time and effort trying to convince someone,
anyone, that you know what you are talking about, but you aren't being
effective at it. Many people on ADG just block you. I haven't seen you be
effective and really convince anyone who reads your posts of anything,
especially about yourself, so you're really talking to yourself most times.
I haven't seen you be able to hold an intelligent, logical on-going
discussion with anyone on this board. Why would I waste my time on that?

Fred

On May 8, 2:53 pm, "Fred Doyle" <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:

Don't stop yet! I've gotten so much great material from these last
few days. I'll be able to put it to good use.

"Brian Mays" <brianleonmays@gmail.com> wrote

Geez, I'm afraid to see HOW you'd put it to use, Brian.

I didn't say I'd stop tweaking the little guy, just that I'll contimue to
snip the posts and reply to what I'm interested in, and what makes a little
bit of sense. I love to see his long winded rants in response to a one line
reply. Mike C would certainly put him in the "Net Toy" category.

Fred

On Tue, 8 May 2007 17:00:04 -0400, "Fred Doyle" <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

It should be noted, that while Freddie Baby is all busy with himself
running at the mouth (again), yup, that's right, dat mean 'ol Mad
Hatter has got yet ANOTHER new site development. Check this bitch
out:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...rm/Auto_Index/

I'm going to put my data archive, the ENTIRE data archive, all 60 gigs
of it (primarily images) up on my server. The neat part is this...the
templates I'm working on NEVER have to be updated since they directly
read all the files within the directory itself, so I can add and
rename any files I like and the HTML code auto-adapts to any changes
made.

Further, there's plenty 'o ad space that I can use for Google ads and
I'm setting up a system that'll let me put custom ads on each section.
So if you're in the anime portion of the data archive it'll show ads
relevant to anime, or if you're in the movie section of the data
archive it'll show ads relevant to movies.

What's interesting is that my current image archive:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/

which represents like 1/500th of the data archives content, currently
makes up nearly TWENTY FIVE PERCENT of all the traffic on my server,
so I figure, hey, might as well put that traffic to work with teh
Google ads. I estimate that'll increase my monthly revenue from
Google to around 4 or 5 hundred dollars a month.

What's that I hear from you, Freddie Boi? More WHINING is it? Oh
yeah, that's right, covet it, bitch. You fuckin wannabe, you'll never
be anything more than a stupid joke to those on my level.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

And you "RUN THE FUCK AWAY" in the following posts:

Re: Hi Everybody

Re: making a list of node...

Drew

Fred Doyle wrote:

At least Mike C was a graphic designer and stayed on topic.

Drew

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

HOLY SHIT! I just got a hard on.

Drew

On Tue, 08 May 2007 18:00:32 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

It only counts if one actually replies, Drewster. It's a little hard
to run away from something you haven't even bothered to read yet.
Just keep fondlin yerself for my attention, Kiddo, I'll get to you to
when I get time for entertainment. You can cry about it if that'll
help, you whiney little bitch.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 08 May 2007 18:04:50 -0400, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Did yer balls finally drop, Drewster?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )