- MOST POSTING TROLLS /HUNTERS AND FLONKERS 2007A
- Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on April 1st, 2007
On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 12:49:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
I can talk to people anywhere on the planet, with instant access to
MILLIONS of individuals, groups, communities and social constructs; I
can get any information I want, learn anything I want, watch whatever
I want; I can go from Grants Pass to New Zealand in about twenty two
nano seconds...why the fuck would I want to go outside?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
- Posted by Steve Leyland on April 1st, 2007
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
Mad Hatter stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 12:49:41 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
:
:: wow. you really should get out more.
:
: I can talk to people anywhere on the planet, with instant access to
: MILLIONS of individuals, groups, communities and social constructs; I
: can get any information I want, learn anything I want, watch whatever
: I want; I can go from Grants Pass to New Zealand in about twenty two
: nano seconds...why the fuck would I want to go outside?
turn it all off and go camping out in the wilderness for a few days, then
come back and tell me I was wrong. it's a beautiful planet out there, go
see it before they blow it up d00d.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
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Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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- Posted by SpaceGirl on April 1st, 2007
Steve Leyland wrote:
Yeah he's crazy. Off to Japan in the summer. While I could watch stacks
of Anime, see video streams, watch Japanese movies... I'd much rather
WALK the streets of Toyko than watch someone else do it.
I also grew up in the Lake District (North West England) which is very
beautiful. I now live in Edinburgh, Scotland, which has to be one of the
prettiest cities on the planet.
--
x theSpaceGirl (miranda)
- Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on April 1st, 2007
On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 16:04:55 +0100, SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:
Well, ~technically~ speaking, I do get out quite a bit, although I try
to remain as "connected" as possible. For example, later today I
shall be driving up to Josh's place to spend a week up there and then
at some point we're going to go tour around Seattle with some friends
we haven't seen in a while. I will of course have the lappy with me
and where ever there is teh blue-tooth access...oh, oh I've teh
hookup.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
- Posted by ah on April 1st, 2007
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Linen Truck?
- Posted by SpaceGirl on April 3rd, 2007
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Well good
I have to now admit that I will have my PowerBook... and
camcorder with me practically 24/7 in Japan. How sad is that? I'll have
a nice blog tho! Okay yes, sad.
--
x theSpaceGirl (miranda)
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