For all those that remember teh grotesque, pants shitting Shay from
nyah:
http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/2005/09/24/
Well apparently back in November the fat monster finally died,
apparently gorged herself on stolen food from the kitchen of the
convalescent home she was living in and died from diabetic shock
(read: she ate herself to death).
Here's the total scoop on it from Shiroioji who had to deal with her
retardation because she listed him as next of kin:
http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/129918.html
....it's kind of unfortunate that her family didn't care enough about
her to slap her the fuck back to reality. It just shows to go, if
you've got someone in your family whose a fat, lazy, deadbeat it's on
you to kick their ass the fuck out of bed and into the shower and go
all drill sergeant on 'em until they can wake the fuck up and remember
what reality they belong to...otherwise they're just gonna wind up
eating their stupid ass to death.
I think it's pretty easy to tell who these types are, they're the ones
like Greg (Leslie) and JohnBoi who spend their Friday and all the
weekend posting dozens, HUNDREDS of messages all across teh grid,
slobbering with hate and flailing their metaphorical "meaty
appendages" at anyone and everyone, unable to communicate like sane,
normal people, on any level. Every time I see a post from one of them
I can't help but picture a Shay look-alike, sprawled across their
sagging bed, dried shit stains all over them, pissin in a pop bottle,
gorging down fatty foods and smearing out their self-pity in the form
of third rate verbal attacks on anyone and everyone who even happens
to glance at their presence online.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
