So today I spent some time working on the interface design for the
site tracker I built. This is what I got so far:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...esign_Idea.png

The pie chart design will look very similar to the bar chart design
when finished.

One of the REALLY cool features my site tracker will have, that all
the others I've seen don't, is the "user-track" feature, which will
allow you to look at the browsing stats of each individual user who
visits the domain. You'll not only be able to see which sites they
visited, but how long they stayed, what parts of the site they looked
at and you'll be able to see their extended history to find out how
often they visit the sites. And of course you'll also be able to see
some trends, like the most popular site sections, the average user
visit length of time on each sub site, etc, etc.

It'll be especially handy with sites like my sprite generator to get a
good idea of the parts that are most in demand which I can then use to
"target update" in order to maximize traffic.

All in all, it's gonna be a VERY cool thing, and ever so much better
than the current form:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...inal_Graph.png

....lame!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
*grin*

I'm sorry Oni', before searching for matthew moulton on the internet I
never realised the number of people you
so-very-nearly-annoyed-but-didn't-quite-make-them-mad-really.
Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
not quite as famous as starwars kid.

I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:07:41 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
at least one or two death threats a week.

Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
whatever sub-genre they cater too.

Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
sparring.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Congratulations. I'm sure that's more than you get from people who care.

Aww, going soft on us? You don't act like an asshole - more a wingey
baby. To act like an asshole you'd need to hold brown in your mouth for
many hours.

No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
generator. Let me point out a few things to you here.

1) It's made in flash. Flash is not good as a primary design element.
More so when the flash doesn't even load unless I turn on JunkieScript.
I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off, doesn't
find a blank, black page interesting. You could make the same thing
using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
2) It is excruciatingly slow to load. Are you running your servers on
286s? It took 17 seconds to get one single image.
3) You are using HTML 3.01.
4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.


Ooh, I wouldn't go so far as to call your insults invective - they're
not all that bad really. It seems you think a lot more of your insults
than the people you try to victimise do. I read them more as
entertainment. I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire? It
seems you have the wrong idea as to what a conflagration is. It is not a
verb - it is a noun.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:12:39 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

Oh I'm sorry, you must be under the delusion that the Internet is
anything like the real world. See in the real world, child, I'm a
very respected, loved, dependable and admirable person to a great many
people. Most girls describe me as "sweet" and "lovable" and most guys
describe me as "cool" and "hard working". I'm the sort of guy who
walks into a room and everyone turns to look, smile and greet me with
excitement and interest. People know me by name and are never
hesitant to stop and say hello as I'm out and about town.

Why do they like me so much? Because I'm nice for one, not simply in
words but also in action. I'm always doing people favors, helping
them out when they need it and generally doing good deeds. Like today
for example I bought these nifty new tape dispensers for all the
departments at work. And last week I went and bought a bunch of new
silverware, plates, bowls and cups for the break room. Whether it's
buying things like magazines for the break room, lending someone a
dollar for the pop machine, fixing their computer or something as
simple as holding the door open for them...people like me...in the
real world.

I would imagine though that you probably have a lot of time telling
the difference between what's real and what's the Internet. *nods*

Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
the extent of what I've done to people online:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...40a63eea26ff44

Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
by comparison.

Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
couldn't actually.

Let me rip them all apart for you and point out your shortsighted,
presumptuous idiocy.

Oh you sad little fool.

Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*

The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.

There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
Sprite Generator for those three retards either.

Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.

LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it). The ONLY
other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.

There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
scratch.

The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
everything you're babbling...ignorance.

Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
damn lot:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net..._Aint_Good.png

You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.

Actually, no, I'm really not you ignorant moron. It's actually XHTML
code that's using the HTML 3.2 DTD tag. A deficient retard like
yourself obviously has no fuckin cl00 as to WHY one would do that.
But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look (vertical and
horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
HTML code:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net...late/index.swf

Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
and would eat up a shit load of server resources).

Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
blogger board hoo-ha.

....right, which of course explains all the Hatter Addicts and the
whole recent fun with that Steve retard going on about how he was
going to kill me for calling that one d00d a pedo.

You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
tryin to play victim 'n shit.

You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?

No, really? Thanks for the tip Captain Fuckin Obvious, you've saved
the day once again!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

Flash is only cross compatible within the microsoft family, the support of
alternative operating systems are limited and nowadays only the "x86 CPU"
family is supported, which includes that not all versions of an operating
system is supported even if Adobe makes a wrongful claim to support a OS, this
includes microsoft too, no support for Alpha, MIPS or PowerPC versions (yeah,
those are quite ancient nowadays, but keep in mind that there are still people
using ms-dos).

There been a few open source based projects to give some flash support to all
those that Adobe don't want to have flash, but they are quite outdated, as
Adobe ain't the one to share specifications.

If you want to support as many as possible, then use plain HTML, or Java (not
JavaScript/jscript), as Sun has made Java free, so there is a more likelihood
that you see Java than Flash to a smaller OS.

But of course those who can't type / in a path name, but has to use \, they
don't understand importance of making things as general as possible, so that
people can have their freedom to choose instead of making a thief richer.

--

//Aho

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:20:41 +0200, "J.O. Aho" <user@example.net>
wrote:

WRONG!

: http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/downl...h/English.html

You stupid dumbfuck, that's been out since July! Retards like
yourself always have trouble keeping up. Hell, if I hadn't posted the
link you probably would have gone the next five or six fuckin years
spreadin yer delusional misconceptions around. Morons like yourself
have some kind of biological mental fuckup that keeps you from
comprehending that technology is CONSTANTLY CHANGING and what's
incompatible one day can just as easily become compatible the next.
You should NEVER presume, ALWAYS CHECK FIRST, instead you just start
runnin at the fuck mouth like a retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:20:41 +0200, "J.O. Aho" <user@example.net>
wrote:

And I'm sure there are still some retards using a horse to plow their
fields...you know, THE AMISH!

With anything there are tools for the job...some tools get the job
done better, quicker, faster...problem is some retards are just too
damn slow to keep up.

Your argument is as absurd as bitching that your old black and white
television can't show color...of course it can't show color it's a
gawd damn black and white piece of shit you fuckin idiot! Wait, no,
even better, your argument is like bitching that you can't get hi-def
on the television you bought back in the early 80s! LOL

Why would they? I mean, it wouldn't matter. Like I said, hi-def on a
80s television just ain't gonna happen, Stupid. It's not a question
of development it's a question of CAPABILITY. It's like you're
bitching and moaning that you can't deep fry something with your
microwave.

Sorry dipshit, but the Web has moved on. No longer are sites limited
to static text and images, people are actually building complex ONLINE
PROGRAMS and none of that can be done using plain HTML.

Your idea is to limit the development and capability of a site in
order to cater to a few screwed up dipshits who want to live like the
Amish. You can live like the Amish, Stupid, no one is stopping
you...but don't get all indignant and pissy when no one else signs on
for your little bandwagon back to 1990.

WRONG!

Java doesn't update as easily as Flash and Java isn't a requirement on
highly mainstream sites like YouTube, thus, its market penetrate is
weak as can be as far as your average end user is concerned, making
Java a very poor choice over Flash. Not to mention that Flash is
capable of a whole fuckin slew of shit that Java can't even begin to
touch. Really it's like you're trying to compare a used Pinto to a
Ferrari (at least as far as the web). Java is great for a lot of
stuff, but a user front end of a website sure the fuck ain't one of
'em.

You're a stupid dipshit, plain and simple. You try to victimize
yourself by using outdated, deficient, antediluvian technology that
doesn't even possess the capability required for the product and then
you bitch and moan, claiming it's some master plan by some evul
"thief" whose tryin to bring you down. Essentially you're buying 100%
pure grape fruit juice and then bitching that it tastes sour. It's
YOUR CHOICE to buy the sour juice, Dipshit, if you don't like it, get
a sweeter flavor of juice rather than bitching at the juice
manufacturer and claiming that it's their evul plan to not invest the
research and money into developing an UNNATURAL sweet version of the
fruit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
As I pointed out, even if it's a Linux flash, it don't support more than x86:

"Adobe Flash Player Download Center Linux (x86)"

Still do not support x86_64 (amd64), PowerPC, Sparc, Alpha, MIPS, ...

Even if it has same version number as microsoft version, it don't support all
the features, no transparent background for one example. On some sites you
need to downgrade to version 7 if you are using Linux x86, for example some of
the Scandinavian home pages for Media Markt, which indicates that the flash 9
ain't working well.

You still do not find a version for "Microsoft NT PowerPC", so even microsoft
isn't fully supported.


Before you reply, do CHECK FIRST instead of show how little you really know.


--

//Aho

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Teasy today? I think I struck a nerve =]

I look forward to meeting her. Is it a date? I'll pick her up at around
7:00 tonight.

You mean that no-one in the world can grasp making sprites in photoshop?
Hell, you could even do that in MS Paint of you were so inclined.

I'm quite happy today, thank you.

I'm not saying flash isn't useful. Hell, I even use it on my site for
non-atomic design elements. It should never, ever be relied on, however.
I bet you never learned that from HTML for Dummies.

L-O-L. You're working yourself up some bad now dear.

It seems to me that people with more knowledge turn off javascript -
probably because they check milw0rm daily and realise that 99% of remote
attacks are in fact script based. Ask your gran if she leaves JS off and
she'll not have a clue as to what you're talking about.

Also, why do you need JS to load a flash object?

Bang on! I do like nondescript, plain text _content_. It provides
information to me, more so than flashing animations.

Seen what? XHTML? Dear me, someone hasn't done their research. Google
dork my name and read my page's source code. I'd like to see what you
mean when you realise that I use modern Doctypes and language for my
pages, fonts and colour schemes that are easy on the eye, and will
render on anything from a V100 terminal to a graphics workstation.

Errr, your "colour transform matrices" aren't all that complex. I've
seen your ActionScript and I could write that in 2 hours in PHP.

Chop, chop then! I can't wait for the next black page instalment.

Since when did JPEGs have alpha channels? Flash supports sprites that
are generated from JPEGs and then have an alpha channel applied.

Don't even think about mentioning JPEG2000s - no one uses them and they
will die away slowly like the internet fad that you are.

You mean, like HALF A MILLION? wow! My home computer could handle that.
And yes I have stress tested way over that.

Yes, actually I have NO clue as to why you are doing that. Please, why
the hell ARE you doing that?

And besides, you're not using XHTML at all:
<meta http-equiv="imagetoolbar" content="no">
Sorry, where does that tag close? Or is the whole remainder of your page
a meta tag?

No it isn't. That's what _you_ believe is. Simply because you have never
tried CSS.

So why don't you just go ahead and serve that to your poor visitors?

No actually they don't. I've done colour transforms in PHP and they can
be made fantastically fast. If you're unhappy about the speed of PHP go
to C. Actually don't bother, you'll just end up crashing your server.

Sorry.. what? Did I even mention the sprite sheets? No - I meant the
stupid bar that takes days to scroll across the screen before finally
sending the data to your PHP.

Is that you reaching out your heart again? I think their may really be
some love inside there. A trip to the shrink could help.

I believe me I am. Just not ones that don't actually have meanings.

Thank you!

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:33:02 +0200, "J.O. Aho" <user@example.net>
wrote:

Yeah, my bad, I underestimated the stupidity of your post. I thought
your idiocy was based upon ignorance, I had no idea that you were just
completely the fuck out yer idiot head (refer to the second post I
made).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:25:36 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

I just want to make sure you comprehend what you're dealing with
before you make some really stupid fuckin mistake (like the last
d00d). You've been feigning thick skin, but I wonder how thick it
really goes. Most people draw the line at some point...and I very
frequently have a tendency to cross those lines. So I'm basically
just telling you to be aware of just how far over the line I'll go
online.

Yeah, the one that makes me beat n00b.jobs.

I'm sure you'd like that.

Sure, if you wanna wind up with something that looks like this:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net...er_Fuckers.png

Free cl00, Dipshit, Photoshop isn't some magixal program that can just
churn out teh uber graphics with nothing more than a few clicks of the
mouse. It requires SKILL and ABILITY. Some of the custom parts I've
made for the generator took HOURS to construct. And even reworking
existing parts to work on my models takes upwards of an hour per.
Creating the layer splits and testing adds on yet another half hour.

How much Xanax are you taking? LOL

Sorry, Dummie, but my knowledge wasn't slurped up from some third
party, it comes directly from my own methodical testing and
experimentation. As far as a user front end...you don't even need
HTML anymore:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net...late/index.swf

L-O-L-L-E-R-C-O-P-T-E-R!!1!!1!!!!

....he's laughing everyone...REALLY. *nods*

WRONG!

99.9% of ALL attacks are SE based, social engineering. Even if they
happen to use scripts they STILL require user stupidity to work.
That's why the smarter people don't disable javascript, because
they're not dumb enough to fall for stupid SE tricks. And as you
said, everyone else just ignores the problem.

I don't, but it's needed for other things, like my site tracker that I
plan to put on all my sites.

And this is where you're shortsighted. You don't comprehend the
concept of using design to enhance the content. Refer to this post:
: http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516...&s tart=-9994

Yeah and none of yer content is worth looking at as a result.

Then let's see you do it! You run at the mouth pretty good, talkin
shit, claiming how easy it is, so do it, Mouth! Or is pullin shit out
of yer ass all the better you can do?

Again, it's not for you.

Refer to this post:
: http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516...&s tart=-9994

"Support of 32 bit JPEGs (more specifically you can import 32 PNG
files, use JPEG compression on them and Flash will keep the
transparency layer intact)."

*pats you on the head*

Sure kid, sure.

WRONG! Again, stupid, I've TRIED ALL EXISTING METHODS and I've tested
them ON ALL MAJOR BROWSERS ON ALL MAJOR OPERATING SYSTEMS...and yer
CSS way breaks on a whole fuckin slew of combinations (like IE on teh
Mac). My way is the MOST cross compatible way that exists, I know
that for a fact because *I* actually tested it myself. I tested all
the other methods too (which is why I know they don't work as well).

I probably will at some point, it's the direction that I'm headed in.
My web design model continually changes and evolves.

Yeah, fantastically fast, limiting and half-ass!

Yeah, because that plays *SO* nice with other web language forms.
*rolls eyes*

If you're bitching about the time it takes to save, sorry, but that's
as fast as it can go right now. The next version will be somewhat
faster, I plan to use the Byte.compress() class and some other tricks,
but overall there is no way to REALLY make it uber speedy (or if there
is, no one has developed it yet).

A trip to the shrink wouldn't make me care about faceless strangers on
the Internet, sorry kiddo.

Uh huh. You must have some kind of mental disorder if there's no way
you can imagine words having a fire like destruction to them. Where
the fuck do you think the word "flame" (in relation to posts) came
from, you stupid dipshit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
I'm sure there are many, many more people in this world that use animals
to plough their fields than those who have the wealth to use tractors.
It's good to know that you think outside your little world now and then.

I really don't follow. Java, as rich content is far, far more powerful
and flexible than flash can hope to be. Simply because of the fact that
it doesn't need to be dumbed down for people that don't care to look
outside the box (ad their nice drag and drop ide).

So that the success of sites based on flash can potentially reach as
many people as Java can already do.

Actually you can if you have an emulsion to fry it in.

Not as far as you seem to insist. There still isn't support for flash in
the majority of operating systems.

I quite agree - it requires HTML and Javascript to build web
applications. Flash doesn't come into this at all.

For informative pages not even javascript is required, let alone a slug
like Flash.

No I'm pretty sure his idea is to produce standards compliant, far
reaching pages that don't take until the end of time to load over 56K
and which don't have the problem of vendor lock in.

You ARE the guy that is still using HTML 3.2 aren't you?

It sure does! It asks you to update when something isn't supported...
you click yes. Simple.

Congratulations. Flash also isn't a requirement on various other sites.

No it isn't. Windows comes shipped with MS's version of Java - more than
can be said about flash.

For example?

Running Java code is so much faster than Action Script that you could
write all the routines available in flash in java and probably still get
better speed.

No, no you don't understand - flash is slower than java. There is no way
that you could prove otherwise. Never. Ever.

Only because lazy as hell pseudo-programmers like yourself can only deal
with drag and drop design.

What product? You're stupid homepage that basically shows off some
'potential' bad designs that no one is willing to pay you for (also
constructed entirely in flash)?

No, really, it's people like you who pedal closed systems such as flash
that enable certain thieves to create a single choice,
no-other-brand-of-juice environment.

When was the last time the thief actually invested in R&D?

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Dear me... I'm quivering. You see, I don't have an attachment to
something like usenet. I could happily unplug tommorow and not miss
anything at all. This makes your silly threats rather pointless.

Like the n00b.job that your website has shown itself to be? So you're
threatening me with violence? Surely you don't say that when you're
level headed.

That's all you could accomplish with photoshop? You should take a course
or something.

Which is more flexible than selecting pre-built bitmaps and sandwiching
them together.

You poor soul. Too bad no one thought you were talented enough to employ
you as a graphics designer - hence the big shiny donate button.

I'd be curious to see how your testing weighs up to the research done by
the W3 consortium.

I did have a snigger at that comment - I just find your brash commments
pretty amusing.

Sorry, have you actually even read milw0rm? It's not a gloat page. It
documents real, remote BOFs and such like. Guess what particular
presentation medium they _didn't_ use.

So you don't need code to load your flash animation but it's there
anyway? I really don't follow.

Why would I refer to a post that you yourself wrote? Sounds a bit
pointless to me. Every respected author on the web uses CSS styling to
show emphasis - not CAPITALS. No one likes to read a post that shouts at
them. I seem to recall that blogs are "tweenage blogger board hoo-ha".
What on earth are you doing posting to one?

Denial ;]

Okay what would you like me to do? What transform would you like me to
code? I charge £15 per hour I warn.

Hence not supporting alpha channel JPEGS (whatever they may be). You can
infact do exactly the same in PHP, saving it as a GD bitmap after
importing JPEGs

*grin* Let's do the mathematics.
60 seconds in a minute *
60 minutes in an hour *
24 hours in a day *
30 days in a month =
2,592,000 seconds in a month.

If you get 500,000 hits per month that's

2,592,000/500,000 = 5.184

One hit every 5 seconds! Phew, you work your quad core some hard!

No, you obviously have bad CSS skills. Every piece of CSS I have written
works on all browsers and OSs I've tested. That includes Mac, Win
95-Vista, various linux distros, solaris 10, my pocketpc phone with
Firefox, Opera, Safari, IE mobile, Opera mobile, lynx, Konquerer, etc.

What you did was to start off with an assumption that flash is the best
way then disregarded everything else. I can assure you that vertical
aligning on lynx and all the mobile browsers works no better with flash
than with CSS - did you try those ones?

It doesn't seem to. It seems very much static with regards to the fact
that flash is the _only_ design element you use.

I'm not sure how you coded yours but all the stuff I've done with
graphics in PHP is blindingly fast. More so when you use graphics as
small as sprites.

What was that? 'web language forms'? Please explain your terminology.
The only languages you use are PHP and flash. Flash doesn't give a damn
what you have on the server and PHP will happily run alongside C. Why do
you think it will not?.

No that saving thing actually doesn't do anything at all - it is a
sprite. I decompiled your crappy flash and it is a fixed length sprite
that will take the same amount of time to traverse no matter what the
flash is doing.

Yes you already mentioned compression, something that will make a
negligible difference to the speed.

The way to make it faster is to get rid of that stupid sprite and use a
real language - not ActionScript.

Not from physically burning words I'm pretty sure =]
- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

....ewww.

We'll see. I've heard that line before though, most often followed up
in three to six months with, "you crossed the line this time!"

Don't worry, if/when you do, I'll be sure to post a Google link to
your last message. ^_^

Son, I don't know if you've noticed it or not (yer kinda stupid so
maybe not) but pretty much every bad thing you've tried to say about
my sites has been completely ripped apart in six or eight different
directions. You'd think after awhile you would like get a fuckin cl00
and realize that you're essentially a high school dropout trying to
argue quantum mechanics with fuckin Einstein, but no, you just keep
tryin. Maybe you just enjoy failing, is that it?

I think maybe we've already been over your horrible deficiency when it
comes to comprehending the little things like METAPHORS. Woah, sure
is complicated for you, innt?

Next time I'll say "verbally beat" just so you won't get confused so
easily, child. I keep forgetting that you never managed to make it
past 5th grade English.

No, Retard, that's all the better people like YOU are able to
accomplish WITHOUT the use of MY sprite generator. Maybe you ought to
start taking notes or something? It seems the longer these posts get
the harder time you have tracking. Do you have sequencing problems or
something? Are you a chromosomal deficient? Just what is it exactly
that makes you so gawd damn Jesus raping stupid?

And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
code, you stupid dipshit? At the very least you would need CSS to
stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images...and at that point
you've already crossed over that magical line you set in the sand with
no javascript, so yer fucked d00d...yer fucked and you didn't even
manage to find a way that would actually combine the images into one
savable graphic that the user could download...unless, again, you
expect the user to have to use print screen and then paste it into a
separate graphics program and save it that way.

I hope you realize kid, that the more you talk, the more you show off
just how LITTLE you understand about web coding...not that, that's
some big surprise, most Amish of the Internet have very little
comprehension as to how everything works. Your thought process runs
like:
"Microsoft bad"
"Different good"
"Outdated good"
"Deficient good"
"Learning new things bad"
"Change bad"
"Me no like evil Microsoft"

Really, you aren't capable of thinking too far beyond that, are you?

I do freelance graphic design work all the time you retard. The last
publicized one I did was nyah:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...Progress_4.png

A raster to raster/vector hybrid conversion...not that YOU have any
fuckin clue as to what that means, huh kid? Quick, run and Google,
try and play pretend! LOL, I don't know what's funnier, the fact that
you wanna play pretend web designer or the fact that you think you can
fool people with such slipping dives into the most superficial of
Google searches.

*shakes head*

You don't even realize how fuckin stupid that last statement of yours
made you sound, do you?

Free cl00, dipshit, the W3C does not set standards nor do they really
do any sort of "research". All the W3C does is set a bunch of
arbitrary, useless, PROPOSED "standards"...which aren't actually
followed by...well, anybody. Since no browser maker follows all of
the W3Cs PROPOSED "standards", well, that often makes W3C
compatibility the MOST INcompatible and NONcross-compatible way of
doing things. Very, very, very few people will actually go through
and methodically test every last little fuckin tag and CSS property on
every last fuckin browser version on every last fuckin operating
system imaginable in order to TRULY find out the MOST cross compatible
methods. The W3C does NOT do that, they unreasonably expect all
browser makers to simply follow their RECOMMENDED "standards" and
their attitude is basically, "To hell with any browser/OS combo that
doesn't." ...which, you know, is ALL of them. *rolls eyes*

Keep Google diving for outdated intelligence though, Slurps, it's
pretty amusing to rip apart at least.

Guess which ONE of us cares! ^_^

Have YOU actually read anything on the site? Wait, no, more
importantly, did you actually COMPREHEND anything on the site? I only
ask cause uh, if you use their lil search tool and look for
"javascript", you get like seven hits...none of which are relevant.
There's like two patched Firefox vulnerabilities, one patched
Konqueror vulnerability, an Outhouse Express vulnerability and some
other retarded nonsense "exploits".

....wow...tell me again why it is that your stupid ass is so fearful
and scared of teh big bad javascript?

Oh, coincidentally, a search for PHP brings up over a hundred
exploits...LOL, rather ironic really, innt? ^_^

Reading comprehension sure is a bitch for you, innt? What part of
IT'S NEEDED FOR OTHER THINGS did you NOT comprehend the first time I
said it? I mean what the fuck man are you taking stupid pills today
or what?

Maybe if you had the capability to read it you would know why, eh
Stupid?

Personally though, I like you better NOT reading it, keeping the dumb,
dumber servers me far better than it does to hinder me.

Let me know when you manage to read through (and comprehend) that
link, Junior. Until then you're not much more than a foolish child in
my eyes. Maybe someday you'll comprehend what "design" is all about,
until then, you're stuck with making sites that are so pathetic they
can't even manage to show up in Alexa:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ngillatt.co.uk

LOL, you're so pathetic you practically have NEGATIVE visitors! ^_^

I love your "bog":

"Coming Soon"

*snicker*

Wait, it gets funnier!

"I'm hacking Simple PHP Blog"

Translation:

"I'm spaghetti bitching someone else's code cause I'm too damn stupid
to figure out how to do it myself."

" to fit in with my site theme at the moment."

....WHAT THEME!? Goober, you don't HAVE a theme. You have a LACK of
theme. LOL

Pretty much all you would need to do is take out any graphics and
change the colors to black text on a white background and you'd be
fuckin done.

"It shouldn't be too long before it's sorted out."

....just as soon as you figure out how to code. LOL, sure kid, sure.
Let us all know when you finally manage to get out of yer diapers and
start coding something that's got some meat on it.

Have you seen my blog btw?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

....completely custom, all my own code, Flash front end with a PHP/SQL
backend. Embeded video with custom controls, clickable calendar
navigation tool with a slick, appealing and engaging design. My blog
generates around $25 a month in ad hits. How much money do you make
with your blog? Oh, right, you don't have one, huh? LOL

Face it kid, yer just some stupid ass poser bitch running around
playing wannabe web developer and you don't even have a fuckin cl00.
You try and couch your lack of ability in areas like interface design
and graphics in the form of some "I art holier than thou minimalism".
What you fail to comprehend is that not having a design doesn't equate
to a minimalist design. Minimalism is actually about presenting
COMPLEX designs using simple forms. Essentially, the more complex
design you're able to create with simple shapes and other forms, the
more advanced your minimalist design is. In your case, you HAVE NO
DESIGN, period, you have a void, a pit of desolation and boredom that
does nothing but emphasize just how mundane and trite the little
content you have is.

In your case you don't need a website, you need an RSS feed, that's
it. Hell, a fuckin RSS feed would have more of a design than your
sloppy molestation of HTML.

I'll pay you a BILLION DOLLARS if you can recreate my sprite generator
and ALL of its functionality using nothing but HTML and CSS (your
claim).

Get crackin, Junior!

LOL, what a fuckin poser class college flunkie retard you are. ^_^

No, ya can't, Stupid. There ya go, runnin at the mouth again. Once
again, the difference between the two of us is that I have actual,
live, working examples of EVERY concept I claim, where as you...well
you're still trying to rip off someone else's blog, huh kid? *nods*

And the amateur shows off his idiocy once again. Free cl00, dipshit,
every visitor is not going to magically space themselves apart just
for the benefit of your magical equation. In REALITY you would
probably wind up with like 500 simultaneous hits right at say 5:45pm
pacific time and would maybe only have like 5 hits from 1:00am to
5:00am pacific time.

As fuckin retarded as you are you obviously lack the ability to
comprehend how things work in the REAL WORLD. But then, how could
you, I mean your site generates so little traffic you can't even
manage to make it on Alexa fer fuck sake.

Not to mention if those 500 simultaneous hits are all engaging in CPU
intensive tasks (like saving sprite sheets in which the graphics are
constructed from scratch at the bit level), or serving video streams,
etc, etc.

So let's see it, Junior. Let's see "your" rendition of the "portal
look" using CSS...and by "your" I mean the code you ripped off from
someone else who CLAIMED that it was cross compatible.

Once you get yer example up I'll bitch slap you proper with a few
screen shots. Hell, I'll even throw in a few links where other people
point blank say what it does and doesn't work on.

....oh, btw, no one, least of all me, is ~actually~ expecting you to
put up an example. Simply put, at this point, no one believes you're
anything more than some poser class wannabe whose runnin the fuck at
the mouth about shit you've never done (and won't ever do).

WRONG!

I actually used to not like Flash, I started off as a big CSS and
javascript supporter...until I actually took the bother to do my own
testing, benchmarking and experimentation and found it to be wholly
lacking. But then, what would you know about it, you can't even
manage to steal someone else's code for yer fuckin blog. LOL

Yes well I think we've firmly establish that you're a complete and
total retard when it comes to these sorts of things. Most of my
current sites are actually a mixture of Flash, javascript, vbscript,
PHP, XML, CSS, SQL, etc, etc. In fact I don't even HAVE a site that
only uses ONE web coding form. And many of my sites aren't even using
any Flash. Like the Datarchive for example:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/data_archive/

Or the NP Index site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/npindex/index.html

Or the perfect liquid prototype:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...atform/liquid/

Or the Histology site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/wwcc/histology-1/

Etc, etc, etc.

Again though, half the time you're just making a bunch of ASSumptions
based on a limited sampling. Which coincidentally is why you can't
even manage to rip off someone else's code for your blog. You simply
haven't the attention span needed to even comprehend their code in the
first place. Instead you skim and jump to conclusions as you dance
through it, not understanding a word of it and wasting all your time
in the process.

Tell us though, do you fuck like you code? Sloppy and deficient. LOL

What the fuck do you mean 'all the stuff you've done', you haven't
done ANYTHING with graphics in PHP you fuckin retard! Hell, you're so
damn fuckwitted you can't even manage to rip off someone else's blog
code!

Why bother, you wouldn't comprehend it.

Flash isn't a language, Numbnuts. I use ACTIONSCRIPT and I use a hell
of a lot more than just ActionScript and PHP. Of course, you're so
fuckin stupid I can see as how you wouldn't be able to tell. Hell yer
dumbass probably doesn't even know how to look at the source code of
someone else's site.

Why do you think it will? I mean it's not like you have any
experience or sites or examples showing that you've even attempted to
do it in the first place. Why do you make the ASSumption based on
ZERO first hand knowledge and experience? Show me the code, Junior,
show me the code...otherwise all yer doin is talkin shit, you poser
class wannabe.

You didn't decompile anything you retarded fuckwit and you don't even
have the first clue as to how the sprite generator even works.

Keep pretending that you know what you're talking about, it'll make it
that much more amusing in the next release version when the speed is
increased by about 20%. And yes, I'll be sure to verbally molest you
up your ass with your own fuckwitted stupidity when I do it. Oh and
unlike you, I actually make good on what I claim to code, where as
you, well, let us know if you ever manage to finish ripping off
someone else's blogger board code you retarded fuckwit. And no, none
of us is holding our breath.

LOL, you really are living in a bubble of idiocy, aren't you? ^_^

I hope you don't ever plan to actually try and make money off web
design/coding...cause with yer present skill set and
understanding...yeah, yer a wannabe, poser class, college flunkie scam
artist at best.

As far as technical ability, well, all you've proven thus far is that
you TRY and rip off other people's code and you're really good at
takin shit apart...I know a lot of little kids like that. Hell, I
remember being your age, six years old, going around taking everything
apart...LOL...eventually though I grew the fuck up and learned how to
BUILD things, instead of just takin 'em apart. Let us know when you
finally get to that level, Halfass.

It's the whole METAPHOR part you seem to keep fucking up on. Here,
see if you can't educate yourself you dribbling little crotch goblin:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metaphor

Now, tell the class, just what the fuck part of "NOT LITERALLY" are
you failing to grasp?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote
in message news:uNmdnQZRyaKPqZTanZ2dnUVZ8sijnZ2d@pipex.net...
lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed simply
makes up shit and doesn't have the foresight to make sure he isn't about to
put is foot in his mouth. he assumes everyone is more stupid than he...while
assuming he is a jeanyus. truth be told, omh's iq hovers around 80 and his
behavior around 9 years of age. it is obvious to me that this 27 year old's
balls never dropped. it has effected every aspect of his development since
the time they should have.

:-)

yes, but then again from what i see of his use of flash, he has bad skills
in most other aspects the things he toils about.

likewise...omh just can't get past his a.d.d long enough to comprehend more
than drag/drop.

lynx...as in, the text only linux command-line browser? i'm sure he won't
get the joke unless you spell it out. ;^)

it *does* evolve. it becomes even more specific to flash - increasingly so
over time. he will soon die a darwinian death. unless he lives off the
government, he will continually go without clients, money, food, shelter,
etc..

his lack of friends here and in real life are simply results of his feeble
mind, childish behavior, and schitz-o tendiencies..again, probably related
to his ballz failing to drop.

funny thing is, i can use the gd dll's and use them with other languages.
they also deploy nicely. legally doing that with flash components...sorry,
can't finish the comparison...too busy laughing. there is none. i
digress...fast, cross platform compatible, uniform, and lightweight. i
agree.

omh loves to make up shit. it's part of what he calls his 'art'. to the rest
of us (probably includes you now too), it just artfully shows his stupidity.

because, he can't get into c since there is no drag/drop facility to it.
hell, he doesn't even understand bits, bytes, masking, or shifting. ask him.
after several days of several people explaining it to him, he was calling
*us* idiots because *he* didn't get it. quite amusing.

but that would be the obvious thing to do. he does things the flash
way...the only way he *barely* knows how.

i told you...hovers at around 85. it doesn't conceive analogy yet.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:k2ljg3dik6fu43hh7k64oaruqvsbogu644@4ax.com...
oh dear, why would you give you yourself want to give us proof that you have
no clue as to how css works or how to employ it? you take away all our fun!

you're too single minded rather than solution driven. if that is the goal,
it can all be done in php. so, now using css, html, and php (a standard
practice) you get everything you just described. what you said *could not*
be done outside of flash.

i almost hope you keep your head up your ass. it's been there so long, the
build up must be phenominal. at least if it did happen though, the slurping
SSTHWAAAAT would be heard in time by all in order to run for cover. only
problem is, the stench would spread farther than the sound would travel.

OMH:

helps me pigeon-hole the use of flash via IE

everyone should just run flash

when will flash be updated to include pda's and other chipsets...these guys
are killing me when i say flash runs on everything! i hope *it* is updated
soon!!!

my skill level is grade 'a' (can't help but chuckle as i mock that one)

that's why i only program in flash.

that's why i only program in flash.

me being sarcastic to me...i wub ms cuz it allows me to use flash and
continue to call drag/drop 'programming'.

it doesn't seem that you are, omh!

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Brendan Gillatt wrote:
Alrighty, have a look at
http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
make it even smaller if you like.

How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.

- --
Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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"Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote
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:^)