In article <3jlQg.47146$lk6.17240@tornado.southeast.rr.com> , Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sheesh, I tell you a few personal tidbits and there you go blabbing it
to the whole usenet. ; )

--
Connie

In article <45r7h2lokvopbuppti9af8m3thfgvvj3l6@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

Or a serial murderer, right? (reference to BTK for those who don't know)

My hubby's a CS leader - and the Cubmaster.
--
Connie

Drew wrote:
Drew, I admire you. Here's why, let me share a story.

I went to the circus with my wife and a couple of friends. We saw what
had to be the worst job in the entire show...there was a person who was
designated to follow the elephant around with a huge shovel, trying to
catch and dispose of any messes the elephant might leave from its
posterior.

It had to be a pretty stout person who would take that on.

Whenever I think I might have it bad, I just think that I could be the
person who had to go around cleaning up after the messy elephant.

To bring it full circle...Drew, you've taken on a never-ending task of
cleaning up after ADG's messy elephant. And boy, are they stinky. We
salute you!

Brian Mays

On Mon, 02 Oct 2006 19:56:51 GMT, Brian Mays <bmays@newsok.com> wrote:

....well that's an interesting view of parenting.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Brian Mays wrote:

Why thank you, Brian. But he's only an elephant in his own mind. I'll
give you a little secret...newspapers in the bottom of the cage works
just fine.

Drew

Drew wrote:
He may not be a literal elephant...but those messes he drops certainly
are elephant sized :-)

Brian

Brian Mays wrote:


Well when you live in shit it does tend to spread. My little chickadee
is full of it, too. http://www.turdbirds.com/

He's the one named Constipation.

D

Drew wrote:
It's sad, the amount of cleanup that has to be done after something like
that has come through.

B

Constance Pierce wrote:
"....*AND* the 'cub-master'" - sounds so.... wrong.

--
Mimic

"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".

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"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."

Brian Mays wrote:


Then I wouldn't have a pet?

D

Drew wrote:
I don't know...it's awfully time consuming to have to constantly
apologize for your pet making a mess every time you have company over...

B

Brian Mays wrote:


He can be. http://youtube.com/watch?v=oVD7z06RsbA

D

On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:28:27 GMT, Brian Mays <bmays@newsok.com> wrote:

You two gay ass turd burgler bitches really do need to get a room now.
Come on now, no more butt filching in public.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:07:57 +0100, Mimic <dev@null.com> wrote:

Yeah they really should try and come up with a better
name...personally if it were me I would want the title Hooha Captain
Extraordinaire. Having to deal with a horde of lil kids
though...*shudder*...reminds me of when I was in junior high and was
so eager/desperate for money/tech st00fs that I actually resorted to
babysitting kidses on a semi-regular basis. The pay was absolutely
lousy (like $2.50 an hour) and boy lemme tell ya, those filthy lil
buggers can watch the SAME cartoon over and over and over and over and
over and OVER again and NEVER get tired of it...I swear I have like
every single line from Disney's Aladdin permanently ingrained into my
fucking skull now. o_O

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
I know what you mean, Ive had Cars forced into my head countless times

--
Mimic

"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".

[email: ZGF0YWZsZXhAY2FubmFiaXNtYWlsLmNvbQ==]
Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net

"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


Allow me to translate that parrotese: "Polly want a cracker. SqarRRK."

Now last night we worked on more worthy quotes so we'll continue with
our lesson tonight. Say, "I'm a worthless piece of dog tripe."

Good boy.

Here's a cracker.

I'll get you some fresh newspaper in the morning.

D

Drew wrote:
Its the internet, not church, you wont get spanked for saying "shit" or
even "fuck" !, I promise.

--
Mimic

"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".

[email: ZGF0YWZsZXhAY2FubmFiaXNtYWlsLmNvbQ==]
Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net

"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."

On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:37:34 GMT, Drew
<whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com> wrote:

*Hatter unzips his pants and presents his glorious package for Drew to
service.*

Hurry, hurry now, my lil bitch.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:s6r5i213iq07v7e167rion6ci1eelmg7sv@4ax.com...
Hatter babysitting kids???? THE FUTURE IS BLEAK!!!!!!

On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:21:13 GMT, "UprightCitizen"
<jfiaodowl@oadlewoqocldaq.com> wrote:

I'm actually quite good with kids; they tend to like me...but I think
that has something to do with the fact that I don't enjoy them so
much...it's sort of like the person whose allergic to cats is the
person the cat is gonna love most. I don't mind chillin's in small
doses every now and again, but I don't think I could ever stand having
any of my own...not unless being overly sarcastic becomes a perfectly
acceptable mode of parenting. I also tend to lie to children, like
with my God daughter, I derive much entertainment in convincing her of
things which are completely absurd. Like when I told her that the
dishwasher got its water from a huge pipe going to the ocean so
sometimes you'd get lil fishies that would come out and you'd have to
scoop em up real quick and put them in a fish bowl...that one was
pretty easy though cause she had just watched Little Nemo like the
week before. I tell you what though, it will be a sad day when I can
no longer convince her that magic is something real and that Santa
really does exist (despite the horrible rumors to the contrary).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )